What age did you lose your virginity at? How? If virgin, say

>20 years old
>Just bee'd myself
Not even memeing, I don't know how I did it, it just happened

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>>34711747
Same. Pic related.

Posted 10 days before I lost it.

capped because response was good.

>>34711795
Why didn't you walk away?

17
I was a party and pretty drunk this girl started kissing me, she was really kinky blindfolded me and handcuffed me too, like at first she was dirty talking a lot but after a while she just focused on giving some good head.

When she was finally done I was suprised it was a guy who took my blindfold and stuff off, he said he was her bf and that he didn't mind watching, it was really weird but whatever i was no longer a virgin at least. She must have been high too cause she could not stop giggling as i left.

>>34711718
22
Fat chick

>>34711985
cuz im not gay m8

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>>34712069
I'm talking about this god-forsaken board you dumb failed normie cunt. Why the fuck are you still here?

>>34711985
Not him, but I did leave while I was in the relationship. But when it ended I was devastated and didn't know what to do, so I reverted back to old habits and coping methods.
>>34712000
If you only got a blowjob then you're still a virgin.

18
Thanks a gayfag

15
Was with my first gf

21, pity sex from a 5/10

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>>34712135
I think you missed the joke m8.

Still virgin 22-23
Tried tinder, even paid for the plus service and used a boost near a huge city
Couldn't get any matches

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>>34711718
28 and still virgin.

The combination of horrible social anxiety and being raised by a single alcoholic mother really fucked me up, plus I'm ugly.

>>34711718
>17
>had a rest from my depression thanks to prozac
>a qt approached me and we talked for months before dating
>since i was on prozac it took ages to cum so i had extra confidence in my performance
>one night we went to her apartment after watching a movie
one thing led to another

honestly my first sexual experience was the best ive ever had. i had tried to get it in a girl already at 15 but she was too tight and i got scared

>>34711718
I have never fucked anyone do to my medication making my penis limp about 90% of the time. But at 20 I let a man off craigs fuck my ass and pop my buhymen if that counts as not being a virgin?

>>34712000
Umm nigga you got raped by a dude haha, "guy who tooknoff my blindfold" haha she was doing the dirty talking while her friend was sucking you off M8

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20yo m virgin

>hiv+
>never had any type of sex
>never shared needles
>will literally die alone looking like a skeleton when aids finally kicks in
>been hiv+ for 8 years now

>>34712135
He got his dick sucked by a dude and thought it was a chick lel thats why she was giggling

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>>34711718
20. First and only girlfriend ever that I met on the internet. Went out of my way to make her birthday incredibly special, and at the end of a great day we lost our virginities to each other.

Dated her for four years after that, most of that living with each other, then she decided she didn't love me any more. I was planning on spending my whole life with her, and I would have been willing to stake my life that she was planning on spending her whole life with me.

I don't think that I'll ever love again, honestly.

>>34711718
17
Got asked out after missing countless social cues and we did it in the back of my car after like a month of dating.

>>34711718
I'm a 25 year old virgin. Not sure what you mean by "why". I'm a virgin because I haven't had sex.

>>34711718
>24
>KV
>unattractive
>manlet
>sperg
I am talking to a qt dorky looking girl on PoF. Not much of a geek, but definitely the bookish nerd type. If something clicks hopefully I can drag her into vidya and anime.

>>34712467
How did you get HIV?

29 year old khhv. I just never tried.

>>34712530
How are you a virgin is what he means.

>>34712000
Lol good joke anon, here is a true story when I was in the military one of my boys was having a hugenparty well his sister was visiting him and long story short she got stupid drunk (she was a dirty slut) and everyone ran a train on her including her brother the lights were off and he though it was another chick...

>>34711718
>NEVER
I'm a KHV

>>34712421
That just makes you a massive faggot

>>34711718
25
met a roller derby girl on eharmony
i thought I finally found the woman I'd marry, spent 3 months texting before she said she met someone else
-t. happy successful 30yo normie

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>>34712102
Seconding this. If you're really not gay, then fucking tell us why you haven't left.

Then leave forever. Faggot.

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>>34712503
Women are a meme. Women CANNOT truly love a man, only his usefulness.

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>if you only put your penis in a different hole you're still a virgin

what if you engage in non penetrative sex? are you still a virgin?

>>34712571
And what does THAT mean? Again, I'm a virgin because I haven't had sex.

22
virgin
because im an actual robot

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>>34712649
Jesus you're an idiot.

>>34712649
He means why have you not had sex, not why you're a virgin.

Few examples of why are: bad social skills, deformities, you were a normie but never took the chance in primary to high school and now you're in college with no friends or social skills because you took a gap year doing nothing but playing vidya

...

that kind of thing.

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>>34712566
No idea literally just woke up one day with sores on mouth and dick that would keep coming back

>>34712711
There is no "how", you don't need to do anything to be a virgin. It's like asking "how are you sitting down?"

>>34712392
>17
>prozac
thats unusual... its common knowledge prozac is no good for youg people(not because it may not work but because it increases the chance of suicide by a huge ammount). And i say it as someone who knows

18

I finally found a qt Virgin, we exchanged them on Halloween and fell asleep in a pile of candy wrappers. Still together.

>>34712713
I've just never really cared enough to pursue it.

>>34712267
>>34712481
oh, dang
that's fucking hilarious though

18 to a hooker.

Glad to know this is not an original comment.

16, junior fucking w freshman in my car

>>34712806
HOW ARE YOU A ROBOT???????

>can drive at 16
>fucks a girl 2 years younger than him

why are you people here? what is the purpose????????????????

>>34712846
To shit on people like us.

>>34712013
17
Fat chick at a skipping party

>>34712846
>>34712907
First off she was 15 and second off no that's not fucking why

>>34711718
16, to a sober guy when I was nearly passed out drunk, because he took advantage of me.

>VIRGIN
>18
>because girls don't like me

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>>34712846
>another assblasted NEET
Keep the tears coming.

24yo virgin, I can't see myself loosing my virginity anytime soon.

Why? I guess I had a bad childhood, not as bad as you may think but still enough to blame it for my virginity. Between age 8 and 14 school teachers fucked up my life enough to make me a shut in, always silent and insecure. I remember me with a lot of anxiety in those years, with frequent nightmares and suicide thoughts.
Now it's in the past, but my personality is already forged. I'm afraid of any change even if I'm sick of my tedious boring life. I have no friends because I never hang out with my classmates when they asked me for, they had no reason to have me as a friend.
In university the classrooms are big enough to let you pass unnoticed, they are not "forced" to talk to you anymore. I will not find a friend anytime soon. When I will get a job it will be even harder.
I can't see my life changing, I'm stuck with this shit. That's why I still thinking about suicide from time to times. It's not as bad as when I was 8yo, but I'm not enjoying anything. But I don't want to hurt my family, they don't deserve it.

>>34713009
I'm not a neet retard, im just asking why an advanced normie is on this site

If you received sex at least greentext it

>>34712449

This is actually what I'm thinking.
"Boyfriend" is actually girls gay best friend and she's the best wing man ever.

That boy got sucked off by a dude while the girl stood there and watched

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>>34712718

Well... the important thing to remember is to stay positive.

21 with a hooker
24 now, still only time it happened.

>>34713058
>>34712846
>>34712806
Fair enough
>Saturday night w friends drinking at local hangout spot
>the usuals, feel cooler bc about to be junior when school starts
>beer muscles
>some freshman drunk slut is being escorted around by her friendzoned fag
>comes to the group I'm w
>were all feeling her up, her pussy ass orbiters like guys chill she's drunk
>grab her ass, she's so fucked she goes "no you can do that"
>pull her close to me by her hips, she's grinding on practically
>diamonds jpg
>drink a bit more
>start kissing
>suggest drunkenly we should go to my car
Continued

>>34711718
>18
>fucked a hooker in latin america

I have never fucked a girl that I didn't pay for.

>>34713204
continue, continue!

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>>34713111
I see what you did there.

origeonal

>>34713111
kek'd. nice trips btw

This is an original comment

>19
>KV with assburgers and obesity
>have OKC and POF but never message anyone cuz muh anxiety
>Americuck so can't get hookers
At least I've gotten some hugs.

At 22. To this Asian girl I met in uni. She was my gf for 2 years, but dumped her because with females the juice is not worth the squeeze.

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18. Went to two old, fat hookers in the course of one night. Smelled like fast food and cigs.

>>34713335
so u gay now right

>>34712467
there are dating sites for hiv+ peeps, no?

>>34712718
Last time you said it was from a pin painted the color of a toilet seat
REEEEE YOU'RE A LIAR REEEEE FUCK YOU

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>>34713367
bruh that feelsfuckinbadman

>>34713204
>don't even know her fucking name by this point
>get to my car, get in the back, start kissing furiously
>take off her shirt and bra and start kissing her nipples and giving her hickeys on her neck
>she's giving me hickeys
>lean back against door, start working pants down
>she attacks, pulls them down and starts kissing my tip
>puts in her mouth
>starts trying to give a beej, fucking terrible
>OW TEETH
>sorry omg
>turn her around, take off pants completely
>take off her leggings, smack her ass
>work off her thong, eat her pussy for days
>"do you have a condom?"
>"fuck no"
>pushing against her while we talk, just go nuts and push it in
>soooo00o tight
>ow anon
>push and push
>get through, slow again
>start going at it hard
>hard
>grab her shoulders, start really going at it
>pull her hair in one hand
>feeling close already
>pullout quick
>nut on her back
>grab fucking tissues from glove compartment and wipe it
>kiss her furiously again
>go back out to group of friends and fuck her for the first 3 weeks of school
>cut it off because she wants to date

16 she came over to my house after I finished watching cowboy bebop, she didn't want to play video games and lead me through sex

>>34713111
kek'd n' check'd
sdfsfssfocvkc

>>34711718

Virginus Homofaggus, 36.

When I was at the 'sexual exploration' age, being even remotely gay in my hometown would lead to instant pariah-dom if not outright lynching. By the time I found myself somewhere where it was safe to be out of the closet, I'd lost most of my interest, as porn is much cleaner, easier to access when you want it, does exactly what you were looking for it to do, and safer. I see no reason to trade in the v-card for an STI or a basket of crazy.

Lost it at 22 to an underageling co-worker.
I replied to a mass text of hers that happened to be about sex. She ended up coming over later that night. Wasn't very good, so I didn't count it. Had sex with a rando from Craigslist a year later. Was much better.

>>34712503
I was madly in love with a girl the same way, lost v to each other, me at 22, 31 now and she's still the last person I had PIVsex with. trying to find gf, but really, I can't develop feelings for anyone, it's usually just visual attraction.

she was real compatible with me, but ehh..now i'm thinking compatibility will do me more harm than good, as it did then.

>>34713478
aaand after i tried with another girl who was compatible, but she fucked someone else n left.

i was 15 at my gfs house, it was her first time aswell, got a bit stoned and i couldnt cum, so merry christam

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>>34713367
Yes but I'm too pussy to do it I'd rather stay stagnant in the shadows than risk letting people IRL know I'm hiv+ and be burned at the stake like a Salem witch

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>>34713380
Still said I don't know in that post aswell said it could have been a dirty toilet seat

21 to a hooker, I'm 22 now.
Sincerely, I regret it... it was so artificial that I couldn't enjoy it properly, didn't even come.

>>34711718
38 my best years are far behind me I just never got round it

>>34713402
damn alpha as fuck anon.

still fuck you though. normie shit. ree get off my board and such.

19 and still a Virgin, fell for the 'just beeurself and it will happen naturally' meme.

At this point I'm 95% sure I will never lose it and I'm pretty sure r9k is slowly turning me gay. I just don't find half of women attractive anymore.

The thing with being a Virgin is that most people are ones because they've never had a partner, I just don't know any girls and am too childish for online dating (poor, live with parents, no hobbies)

>>34713859
Did the same. first hooker at 21 and second one at 23 .could not come inside both times.now i am too afraid of even consider it to try it with a girl

>>34714044
I'm not a normie at all

>>34714116
>19 and still a Virgin, fell for the 'just beeurself and it will happen naturally' meme.
The first two posts prove you wrong, anon

>>34714169
Being yourself only works if yourself isn't completely fucked.

>>34714157
>my humblebrag

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Met a girl on redvsblue.com in 2006. We had a ldr for a year or so, 2007-2008. Finally met her as a friend in 2012. Things got romantic and we both lost our virginities to each other in a hotel. It was the climax (pun intended) of my road trip to North Carolina. We don't really talk anymore, but we were on good terms last time we spoke.

>>34714241
Was 21, herp durp. She was too.

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>virgin at 23
>finally made it and became attractive
>every girl is a super slut now who wants you to know exactly what you're doing

>>34714153
I think if it was with a normal girl I would have come actually, it was the artificial experience what really turned me off, i.e. she calling me hot, saying my cock is huge and other bullshit, besides she was a 5/5 a skinnyfat 1,87m tall (i'm 1,70m)...

>>34714217
I felt the same as you, anon, but here we are now; I am no longer a virgin.
You need to believe in yourself. If you have no hope, then you're fucked or not fucked :^)

>>34714487
but I don't see myself fucking a normal girl in the near future

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>>34714487
I'm starting to consider going to hookers to indulge in fetishes that the average girl in her twenties wouldn't participate in, like mommy fetishism and abusing me

>>34714169
You do realise that people are different, so being yourself only works for some

>>34714590
I guess you should try then, go for it anon

>>34711718
Virgin here
>turned 19 a month ago

It's honestly not because of my looks, but I'm just really autistic and didn't make any friends first few months of college bc vidya and now I'm hoping I might be able to ask out one of the nerdy girls in my informatics class eventually.

>>34714640
What's your excuse then?
Are you hideous or obese, or both?

>>34714869
I've gone twice before and did the whole "stick it in and cum" thing and regretted it. I'm thinking if I grow some balls and actually ask for them to indulge me then I'll have a more positive experience.

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being yourself would be enough if could meet girls

No club or tinder shit, they turn against in this case

>>34714241
>>34714269
If i had fucking young love like this I probably wouldn't even regret that I'll probably either be really lonely as I grow older or cucked into getting married when I hit my 30s or 40s, because at least I'd have something as bittersweet as that to look back on.

Why don't you keep in touch? Does she live too far away or something for this to be a real thing?

>>34714893
Also does anyone have any experience with the type of girls that take computer science type classes? Am I out of my league and they're just as slutty and vain as the rest or do I have a shot at getting a decent gf?

21 I think?

Meet a girl through a co-worker. Me, co-worker, his gf, and this girl hang out. Eventually I get the hint that she's into me. We start dating. Eventually she takes my virginity. I came in about 10 seconds. She was actually in the middle of saying "tell me when you're about to cum" when I came.. I was like 'uhh.. i just kinda did..'

Then we dated for a few months, I dumped her because she was kind of clingy and I thought I could do better.

Aannnnd now it's been like 3 years since I've been laid. I'm over it though.

>>34714944
I wouldn't, but I don't have any weird fetish. So I don't know, anon, I gess you could try one more time...

>>34714986
We're just very different people, always were. I live in Texas, her in North Carolina. We grew apart naturally. Its not a bad thing, it just was not going to work. I have an amazing gf now and I'm going to propose to her April. I have fond memories of Virginia though, as one of the two young loves in my teen years.

Im sorry to say robots, but there truly is nothing like love in your teen years. Its so short and fleeting. Fuck. At least I experienced it.

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>>34713656
>>34713428
>>34712806
>>34712759
>>34712526
>>34712392
>>34712236
>>34712216
>>34712000

Fuck off chad


Chdkfndbxjxndnxkfb original

>>34715188
Keep being butt hurt

16. Mom got her friend to by my first as sort of a birthday gift.

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>>34715175
>Tfw 19 kv
>Tfw I've only got 2 maybe 3 years tops before its too late
>Tfw don't even have any friends much less love prospects
>Tfw I can feel my youth ticking away while I'm sitting on my ass shitposting on r9k

I'm 19 average looking white guy at college. I don't even think I'm that autistic, I just have literally no idea how to talk to normies because I spend all my time shitposting about Jews on /pol/

How do I fix this?

>>34715403
I wish my mom would do this

>>34715403

I can't tell if this is hot or weird.

>>34715408
O K L A H O M A
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oreganoonono

Gonna be 23 and still a virgin
Best part is, I've had 4 gfs and never went past kissing (not even making out)
Planning to do a bunch of drugs, then live stream me drinking a old crystal Pepsi

21
Ex-GF

Back then i started meds so personality was chad like, stars aling anf shit happens

>>34715403
that's the weirdest thing ever. how old was her friend?

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>>34712315
that sucks man. i hope you find success

>>34712467
go hire some hookers and fuck over their life

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>>34715479
Are you saying that's where I should go or you're from there?

I'm Indiana here.

>>34715463
At the time it was a lot of pressure and discomfort but looking back now I'm grateful for it.

>>34715582
Her friend was 36.

>>34715522
Leave a link bc I'll probably watch and possibly fap desu

>>34715403
that's pretty hot.
how hot was her friend and how did you know your mom arranged it?

>>34715687
That's where you should be so I can take your virginity.

18

it was epic

>>34715408
I'm honestly not the best to ask advice for girls. I don't really know. Im not a chad, pretty average. I got rejected a lot, which is why I had an online gf and only one real gf in my teen years. I am confident though and I've had a good amount of girlfriends. So, maybe just be confident and if you get turned down enough, one will say yes.

>>34715747
She was attractive yeah and in pretty good shape. Really nice and understanding about the whole thing, she really made me feel at ease and less anxious about it. Mom told me about a week before, and accompanied us to dinner where she left us together.

>>34711718
16
She was a virgin too and we're still going out (19 now) :^)

>>34715729
Oh its my anti-sad wizard plan. Got another 7 years before I post the link

>>34711718
2, I made aphrodite

>>34711718
Virgin, 21

> not high standards, but picky, I've only crushed on 3 girls and they were a 7, 6, and 5. > bought into the first time has to be special bullshit and at this point, might as well stick with it
> computer engineering limits interaction with girls
> socially awkward and fringe hobbies / interests
> no experience

I've thought of doing a virginity bounty with the people I hang out with. Anyone who helps me in losing it gets $100. If it's multiple people, they split the money. How autistic is this?

>>34716165
Not autistic at all it'll probably help you have sex

>>34711718
>when did you lose virginity
>is on /r9k/
I would leave it at that but this board has gone to fuck with normies including you so GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I finally lost my virginity when I was 21 in the back of my dads sedan kek

We've been in a relationship for 4 months now, she's way above my league and I like to think she sees me for the robot I am.

>mfw all this internet makes me believe she's about to break my hearth any second now

>>34711718
>20
>Was too insecure with my GF at the time

I literally had her on my bed, tits out and everything yet we didn't sleep together.

>>34716238
olololololololololo trolololo lololo troled yourself

as if she'd even remember your flop if u deployed it

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>>34716238
Wait so are you still a virgin?

But I feel ya mate, I had some serious erectile dysfunction because of the pressure I put on myself the first few times I tried to fuck.

>>34711718
>17

First serious gf in high school. We were making out, and I rolled on top of her, and pinned her arms down.

She said "fuck me," and I said "okie dokie." I wish I had said something cooler.

>>34715867
Are you serious?

This a gaybot or fembot?

21, because i dont know any girls irl

>>34711718
>19
>weird girl from physics class was super into me for some reason
>tfw regret never talking to her again even though she was beat to hell
>tfw have never had sex outside of one night stands
>tfw my record is only beat redheads

>>34716346
>one night stands

Nobody here grieves for you chad

>>34716346
>beat
What did he mean by this?

18, it was too epic

>non-virgins on this board
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS!?

>>34716407
ugly

origami

>>34716568
Oh, well I no longer envy you then.
I could never fuck an ugly girl, I'd rather be celibate.

>>34716530
Mods aren't here to kick normies out, you fucking man child. Theyre here to kick out copypasta. This board doesn't belong solely to you. Fuck off.

>>34711718
20 virgin
I will only date another virgin who I like and have sex a few years into the relationship(when sure about each other), and I'm extremely serious about it. A 10/10 goddess could offer to fuck and I'd say no without blinking an eye

>>34716806
oh my. where have you been.

>>34716806
Admittedly, mostly minding my own business. I have a handful of close friends but otherwise I hardly socialize, even in university.

>>34715867
Same guy. Not trying to sound desperate even though I am a bit, but you got kik, snapchat, Skype, etc?

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>>34711718
Still virgin. 21, I'll be 22 in a month. I just never got out much during high school, and I hate talking to people outside the Internet.

I've had maybe 5 online gfs though, so I'm probably not disturbingly ugly. Text is just the only medium I can communicate in effectively.

27 Year old virgin [male]
Had plenty of chances in highschool of girls pining for my dick for whatever reason

Then adulthood happened and I lost all of my pathetic social connections and years of rarely speaking to females later here I am.

>>34717026
Pretty similar here. I know I'm good looking, I actually get compliments pretty often from acquaintances but they usually assume I like being alone, when in reality I'm just really bad at making new friends, or any sort of small talk.

well it all started when i was 18

>>34717026
I've always been the one to instigate breakups too. I always end it when they want to meet in person. I can't handle that jarring of a transition, and I know they'll pull the plug once they meet me IRL anyway, so I save them the trouble.

>>34717109
I want to hear JohnnyNeptune's story about losing his v-card no homo

>>34717181
he was molested unironically. He told me this when i was like 8 it creeped me out. Im sure his version would be funny though ask him about it
>molested so hard you go insane and do meth

>>34717216
I wish I had a way to talk to him, I think he's interesting

>>34717103
I really get that. The few friends I do have tell me I have a naturally cold demeanor. That's probably why no one bothers getting to know me. In reality, I'm just awkward and stiff. Whenever I message people I don't know all that well, they act really surprised. One even thought I hated her.

>>34717257
Exactly the same happens to me, I tend to have a mean look even though I'm just trying to act normal. I've somewhat fixed it but I also feel like people think I hate them.

>>34717231
nah not to me. he just repeats the same bragging points over and over again and uses 2007 chatroom rhetoric. He's rare but if you knew him like I do he'd seem pretty boring

>>34711718
>21 years old
>this girl i've had a crush on in hs texted me out of the fucking blue to spend the night with her.
>what followed was one of the best nights of my life

context: she friend zoned me hard, but we've stayed friends since then. She's a model so she has a pretty hot body, so I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw her text. 17 year old would be so proud of me.

>18
>Summer after high school
>Girl who was in one of my classes goes out of her way to find me and wants to meet up. she slightly chubby but big tits and a cool tomboy. 5-6/10
>Drive her car, a Taurus SHO to the deserted parking lot of our high school
>Make out, feel up finger her in back seat.
>Briefly stick my dick in her pussy
Didnt really do any more than that. Didnt pump or blow my load but I guess it technically counts. Didnt actually cum with a girl until I was 25. If I had taken initiative and asked girls out I could have done so much better instead of waiting for them to do all the work.

26
Virgin
Every girl I meet and hit it off with always seems to either have a boyfriend already or be out of my age bracket and not interested in younger men. Every. Fucking. Time. I got no luck

>>34717302
I've got really weird features when you put them all together on one person. I've got a swarthy mom, so I got the black hair and big bushy eyebrows. I'm also 5'7, so right there I look like some kind of small angry immigrant. And then I have a really goofy sounding voice that I try to pitch down so people actually take me seriously, but I just come across as terse. My unaltered voice sounds like a more nasally version of Stamper from Sleepycabin.

I'm mostly straight with a tolerance (?) for the male body. So I met someone from grindr when I was 21 years old because I was simply too curious to stand it any longer. I'm now 23, never touched a woman yet

>>34716598
fuck off.
everyone's pretty if you close your eyes

>>34717691
hope you die of grids you sodomite filth

>>34717691
Holy shit, you're a prison gay except without the prison.

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>>34711718
>If virgin, say and post age and why?
24, been rejected too many times and I think I conditioned my brain to get off to drawing so reality doesn't do much downstairs.

15 with my gf at the time

>>34711718
Virgin, 19
Reason: never had sex

22 Blizzcon 2013 to the women who i would love more then i have words for but would ultimately betray me and cause so much psychological damaged that if i wasnt a coward i would have killed myself already.

I lost my virginity at age infinity.

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>>34711718
>18
>I """""""raped""""""" some slut at a party

>all the fucking normies in this thread

Why are you normalcattle here? Get off my board

>25
I was happier before i lost my virginity.

>>34711718
Virgin, 24, completely apathetic so I never bothered.

>>34718801
Iktf. Its like breaking a piece of fine china

>>34711718
>18 with qt azn gf who was a virgin too
>Lost it all two years later because she became such a burden
>now just unhappy as ever
Fuck women.

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Virgin
19
I barely talked to anyone ever. I actually did get approached by a couple of girls but I assumed they were just fucking with me because my self esteem was (and still is) basically nonexistent.

Been working pretty hard to develop my social skills and be happy though. Hopefully I can leave this place soon.

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>>34717964
>tfw read too much hentai and manga
>watched too much anime
>3d girls do almost nothing for me now
the nips did this

>>34711718

34 virgin. Due to health reasons and avoidance of sex.

Now I'm too old to start and I still have a small dick so don't really want to be bothered with the hassle all for a girl who will be disappointed with me and will be old and used up.

Gonna just spend the rest of my life paying my mortgage, posting on /r9k/, getting further facial/jaw surgery, and playing music in my spare time.

>>34714033
me in 7 years

>>34711718
>23
>Black man let living in small town. Most of my neighbors are old white men.

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20
I'm a virgin
NEET, college dropout, 0 friends, never go outside the house except for food and the occasional job application

>>34712000
Was his name Jimmy too?

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>21 khv
>Never even had gf before
>Bc I've never tried and I couldn't anyways so there's no point in trying
>I doubt I'll ever have one

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22, I was such a pussy with my gf when I was 15-17. She was keen for it but "I wanted to save it to be special"

Fucking spastic kid

>>34715714
Greentext this shit please eorgano

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

not my choice

>>34711718
>If virgin, say and post age and why?

19 khv

6'2 with resting bitch face so i guess i'm kind of imposing and unwelcoming

>22
>virgin
>bitch broke my fucking heart and I don't care about sex or girls anymore

>17
>girl had fancied me from afar
>fucked at a party we both went to

>15
>Had a crush on this guy for like a year beforehand and hadn't talked to him for months
>Invites me over to his house out of the blue after school
>whatever.jpg
>He's sick and coughing all over my face as he fucks me
>Think about the chicken schnitzel I'm going to have for dinner the whole time

>Lost it at age 18 to my then gf who im currently engaged to.
>Before prom in a decent motel room.
I dont really come on /r9k/ Im just a not socially retarded /tg/ poster who comes here to feel better about myself every once in awhile.
But fear not virgin robots, there is someone for everyone.
Seriously, i know a 400 pound NEET technicolor horse fanatic with a futa tulpa and is a huge TF2 fan who has a girlfriend. A similarly retarded gf, but a gf none the less and they seem pretty happy together. If he can do it, anyone can do it.

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>>34711718
I'm a wizard in a year or so. I simply didn't care about losing it and I think being a virgin is kind of cute.

>>34711718
>17
>Some 6/10 Mexican nympho
>got Chlamydia