>tfw no matronly gf I just want a good domestic girl who

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this board fucked with my head so much that if I don't have a clear visual on a vagina I assume it's a trap.

>>34710771
Join the navy with me and lets transform from robots into chads. I'm sick of being >tfw no gf as well

Commence brap-posting.

>>34710771
>my ability to support one is nonexistent
this is your only problem theyre actually not that rare at all

>tramp stamp
>matronly domestic girl

trash

>>34710802
joining the military is a fucking mistake lmao. trust me on this one, unless you are legitimately extremely poor it's not a life upgrade.

plus military wives literally always cheat on their husbands.

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>>34710829
w/e, if she's taking butt shots like that she's probably not child bearing material anyways.

>>34710874
you'll say stuff like this, and then as soon as you get a long-term gf/wife who is as sexually reserved as you claim to like, you'll complain about her being prudish and probably cheat on her

>>34711200
1. being matronly isn't the same as being sexually reserved, it means being loyal and enjoying sex with your husband, not even the Catholic church disapproves of most sex acts within marriage. I'm not exactly kinky in terms of what I want from a woman. Even anal sex disgusts me.

2. I have never and would never cheat on someone. I live a sexless life as it is, why would I suddenly be unable to control myself after getting a woman?

>>34711267
>why would I suddenly be unable to control myself after getting a woman?
chances are you're sexless because you haven't been given an opportunity to have sex, not because you have self-control
also once you enter a relationship, women become 10x more attracted to you because they see that one of their own saw enough value in you to let you bone them indefinitely

btw does your name begin with j?

>>34710793
Traps don't have that bodyfat distribution.

>>34711409
>haven't been given an opportunity to have sex

absolutely have. have all been thots though, every wife material woman I find is either already taken or turns out to be gay. I have no interest in casual sex. I might have when I was younger but I'm too old for that shit now.