>gf finds the shemale folder >thinks im gay now how

yer fukt m8

>>34703470
She's right, shemales are gay therefore you are gay

>>34703470
Tell her she turned you gay by being so ugly.

She'll probably tell all of your friends and family.
The only way to stop this is to murder her.

>>34703470
Scotch and a handgun

>friend is borriwing my computer
>he looks in the "weird porn - do not open" folder
>finds my collection of traps & webms
>have to debate if traps are gay or not

Traps
are
NOT
gay.

>>34703647
You keep telling yourself that senpai

>>34703664
Look man we figured this shit out back in 2005 or so. It's only gay if balls touch.

Tell her youre bi /thread

>>34703647
I agree

>>34703664
It's only gay if you pay attention to the penis. Liking the person is okay.

You have pictures of naked boys, no getting out of it, you're gay. Be honest with her and yourself fag

>>34703758

I fap to all kinds of weird porn I would never do, like rape, scat, loli, traps, etc. Outside of porn I'm strictly hetero vanilla.

Even if fapping to traps is maximum homo, it still wouldn't make sense for me to call myself gay when real men do nothing for me, its a pointless label for someone like me.

>>34703647
>names his folder "weird porn - do not open"
>bombazzled when someone opens it

you gotta learn some stealth my dude
I keep my porn hidden in the wallpaper folder. no reason to look there

>>34703833
Now I'll check all of my friend's wallpaper folders

It's only me[\spoiler]

>>34703791
If you fap to men, you're gay.

It's simple mathematics.

>>34703470
What the FUCK is wrong with this board???

THIS NORMALSHIT OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND NOBODY IS BERATING HIM FOR THIS.

>>34703942
>implying having a gf makes you a normie

Grow up faggot

>>34703791
This is proof that porn is fucking cancer.
And yes, if you like trap porn you are into dudes.

>>34703929

No you have to be attracted to guys to be gay, silly.

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>>34703470
Just call her Mike Pence for the next few days. For example

>hey Mike Pence, want to go to the movies?
>i really like your new haircut, Mike Pence
>oi, Mike Pence. what do you want for dinner?

That sort of thing. Hopefully she'll develop a complex where she thinks she's the bad guy.

Fucking normie. I hope she kills you for it.

>>34703997
>Implying jerking it to men isn't attraction

>>34703470
>>thinks im gay now

she's totally right.

>>34703470
>>gf finds the shemale folder

How? I saved my pornographic folder "Internet Explorer" because who looks there?

>>34704129

That's a fair assessment, but I can fap to pretty much anything, doesn't mean shit.

>>34703470
>>34703647
>>34703833
>>34704238
Why don't you retards just use VeraCrypt?

>>34704325
What is that? I am not an adept at computers

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Are reverse traps gay?
>Female friend wants to be a guy
>Looks just like a regular manlet
>tfw she's still into men

>>34704351
It's even more gay if they look like a guy

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>>34704378
But there is vagoo and feminine voice.

>>34704351

Technically its still straight, but no straight man in his right mind would fuck a passable ftm

>>34704431
And a usually hairy man body

>>34704343
Google that shit, nigger.
It's based on truecrypt, if you ever used that.

>>34703470
I want a gf who would fap to it with me once she found it.

>>34704249
It means you are gay, 2+2=4

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>>34704448
>no straight man in his right mind would fuck a passable ftm
So basically, she ain't getting much dick.

>>34704463
She's not on testosterone yet.

>>34703697
Such a gay thing to say

>First stage is denial

Doesn't just rename them as roms files or boring savedata
> Literally who is going into there?
> Only someone smart enough you sort via file size will notice anything

>>34704731

but l don't like guys

>>34703833
Change the file name to Internet Explorer. And the icon to the Internet Explorer icon.

>>34703470

There's a lecture out there detailing how shemale porn is most prevalent among heterosexual men, show her that. If you had tranny on male then you'll just have to say you're bi