how are you going to use to avoid the draft when the war

>>34701801
Won't be necessary since we'll just nuke them.

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>mfw I'm an only child
>mfw ill stay home and play Souls while everyone's dying for my right to do it

>>34701839
You can still get drafted tard

>>34701858
>You can still get drafted tard
Not really but I think you're just upset that ill be fucking your sister too, cuckboy

>Go to Iran
>Win hard
>Come back home with nice shia muslim Persian warbride.

>>34701874
Uh yes you can lmao look it up. You'll probably get raped in the barracks too faggot

>>34701887
>Uh
Hello there reddit lmao, no wonder you know jack SHIT about the military

Too fat. I'll fuck all of the Chad's gfs who are left here alone.

im going to not be a fat stupid american.

I'm missing too many teeth to get drafted

>>34701801
The military has been declining more people than they can take in for almost 5 years now, there won't have to be a draft because people actually want to join

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>>34701901
Lmfao look buddy

>>34701940
1.) Typical phoneposter reddit scum tbqhwyf
2). I'm 24 so young generation z memesters like you are getting drafted first and I'm in like the second to last age bracket to get drafted, ill tell your sister you said hi

>>34701968
What's with your obsession with Reddit lol, also what does that have to do with anything you got proven wrong pussy I'm not getting drafted either they don't need people

>>34701940

>Talking about conscription
>Talking about the possibility of dying as a result of conscription
>Talking about the possibility of one or more brothers dying
>Smiling black father and son
>.gov

avoid the draft? nigger i'll be coming to join you guys from europe

>>34701985
>this redditgrammar and reddit insults
Hey you're the one who's all upset and liberal because you cant accept that I'm gonna fuck your sister balls deep

Maybe your mom too lmao

>>34702015
I don't think my sister would fuck a guy who plays video games at 24 haha

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>>34702033
I'm sure she would considering I own two cars and my own house (in addition to a rental property) you poor sour grapes redditchild

>>34702049
Yeah that's too bad my brother in law is loaded as fuck. But you really own all that at 24 what do you do for a living play dark souls?

>>34702049
>I own two cars
>posts on /r9k/
jej

>>34702069
dont worry ur sister will be loaded too when anon is done with her

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>>34702090
>dont worry ur sister will be loaded too when anon is done with her

el oh el

By being fat.

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>>34702069
No I rent out properties. Retard.

>>34702082
Is it so hard to believe that I paid off my own car over 3 years with a job I got in high school? Not all of us are bernout libtards in out early 20's...

The other is a Triumph Spitfire my mom used to drive that she gave me to restore, its pretty cool but nowhere near expensive

>>34702090
Oh fuck 10/10
>mfw

>>34701801
I'm 20 and I'm 100% certain I have not registered with the military. I don't remember doing it, and nothing has happened yet.

>>34701801

GOOD. I can be drafted, get to kill sand niggers or die trying.

>>34701801
shit and piss my pants

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>>34702759
You mean I can finally live out my fantasy of the greatest video game ever

>>34701801
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
FIRST OUR NEET BUX ARE TAKEN
NEXT WE ARE FORCED TO FIGHT
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSIQUENSES!
WAKE UP ROBOTS

>>34702807
BITCH TOOK MY SKULL

>>34702137
oh! hey those have like doubled or tripled in price by the way, the spitfires, you're looking at 6-8k instead of the 3k you might be thinking of. still cheap but looks great.

>>34701875
Iranians are hot asf btw

What do you mean war with Iran ?

The guy is thanking our Donald. Iran guy knows it too.

Iran guy would have voted for Donald desu.

>>34701801
I wear glasses and am mentally ill.

It seems like Iran guy is glad Donald is our president after 8 years of Obama.

Lol

Good, now i can finally die without the shame of killing myself

In a time of war I would just do what I do everyday at my normal job and such. US Merchant Marine ftw

>>34701801
>Iranian leaders have been shit talking the US forever
>Military already has enough manpower for a war with Iran

How does a draft result from your fear mongering?