What would you do if you woke up on day in a thicc Stacey's

Kill myself and leave a note saying Chad abused me

>>34693759
Divorce the chad
Take all his money
Hire a fuckslut maid to scissor me and please me whenever I feel like it
The rest of the time I'd just do what I've been doing without much of a change

divorce the chad

live a comfy NEET life in the woods

mass shooting + an hero but in my undies because it'd be hot

Probably sabotage myself somehow.

>>34693759
>leave Chad
>get on /r9k/
>find my current bf
>make him fall in love with me again
>date him again but with a fresh start
>be hot for him
>probably end up getting fat tho because all we do is play vidya all day

He deserves to have hot gf, he is a real gem.

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>>34694413
>He deserves to have hot gf

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>>34693838
This guy knows whats up

Oregsngud

>>34694413
post girIcock

>>34694496
>guy
implying

>>34694534
>implying you're not trying to tempt me into saying I'm female so everyone can pile in here and yell about no girls on the internet
>implying I'm not female

>>34693759
>drop the thicc meme gains
>become my type of slim but fit girl
>camwhore and play vidya
Truly patrician way of life.

>>34694413
a chad who plays vidya is still a chad, youre bf probably isnt even a neet is he?