>go to the Sonic in my town >there's a cute girl who

>>34688720
Shes flirting you god damn dumbfuck
Christ you people are dense

She already left, Anon. There's no coming back from that.

>tfw no sonic

fuck the whore

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How would he reply?

>>34688720
>Someone please give me an extremely witty reply to humiliate her when I go back
Come watch it with me

>>34688773
This. Should have asked her out on the spot

tell her rollerblading is gay

Next time she brings you your food, look intensely at her face. When she asks what you're looking at, say

>Oh, nothing. I was just thinking that someone with your nose is exactly the kind of person you'd expect to work in fast food.

then drive away. You won't ever have sex with her if you do this but you will have won.

>>34688720
>mfw he finally gets a girlfriend but can't get it up from all the gutter grease clogging his arteries

>>34689159
john aka 'thereportoftheweek' is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

>>34688720
Wait for her after she finishes work then melt her face with sulphuric acid. Acid. It's a vial of instant equality for ugly people who get picked on by Stacies.