Give me ONE reason why aren't you about to go to a

>>34683617
Do you realize how much sex costs? It costs a looooooot. (And it's illegal)

I have only about $5 in my possession. Where do you get hookers that cheap?

>>34683617
Because sex is meaningless to them so it wouldn't make me happy whatsoever.

>>34683666
Kek Satan being Satan

>>34683617

>sixy dollars minimum
>super awkward
>some dude's dick was likely in there that day, and I can't ask if she cleaned out her vagina
>I would probably feel bad about it
>herpes, HPV, and other shit ain't fun
>even if I wear a rubber it could get on the base of my dick.

Might do it at some point though.

>>34683617
women scare me
this is not original

>>34683617
Becuase Backpage was taken down, before I ise to let trap hookers fuck my ass and ride my cock

>>34683709
>>some dude's dick was likely in there that day, and I can't ask if she cleaned out her vagina
Do you not know how condoms work or is this a psychological thing?

>>34683617
Don't know where to look, don't have any here.

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>>34683617
I have herpes and wouldn't want to risk infecting her

>>34683653
>how much sex costs
Is actually pretty cheap

>is illegal
So?

>>34683666
In many countries around the world. And besides, you would have more if you didnt spent them on chinese figurines

>>34683703
>sex is meaningless to them so it wouldn't make me happy whatsoever

1. You are lying to yourself, trying to justify you are just a big pussy

2. There are many paid chicks which enjoy it or are good enough at pretending that you wont notice

>>34683709
You try really hard to keep yourself miserable anon

>>34683727
pussy

>>34683762
Thats it? Thats your excuse?

> That'll be $500
> ...plus hotel room (at a nice place, I don't go to 4-star rooms, ew!), plus tip, plus a little gift
> ...oh, and you must send me your driver's license and company ID from your work email for """"identity verification purposes"""" (i.e. easy blackmail)
> ...don't forget, you MUST have at least FIVE references from other known escort service providers!
> ...and I know my ad said I was independent, but I just have a few boys helping out... Tyrone and Jamal are just here to make sure everything goes fine, OK sweetie? They just want to make sure I get my full gratuity...
> ...just kidding, I'm with the PD, you're under arrest faggot

Prostitution, at least in the US, is a colossal scam

>>34684024
>In many countries around the world. And besides, you would have more if you didnt spent them on chinese figurines

And how exactly do I get out of the shithole that is the US and visit a country where hookers are that cheap?

Also, I literally just don't have an income. I'm a NEET and my parents have never given me allowance, so the $5 I do have were acquired by me asking them for $5 more than I actually needed to pay for some school fees. I've held onto this sum for 5 years so I don't think you can say I spend money frivolously.

>fap
>eat fap
>done in 2 minutes

>>34684093
>not going to Mexico, Thailand, or basically to any other second-world or developing country

>>34684113
>get out of the shithole that is the US
This is so wrong on so many levels

pride

also hookers are gross

I don't even use public toilets

Because I'm going to a hooker this weekend.

>>34684169
>not going to Germany, Holland, or basically any other first-world or developed country

>>34683617
People pay me to have sex with them, why should I pay them instead?

>>34684275
Do you work in a brothel or something?

>>34684216
>13 posts full of apologies
>only 14th offers valid response
No wonder this board is full of miserable losers

>>34683617
Because money doesn't grow on trees when you're on neetbux.

>spending your tendies on hookies
>not saving your tendies for Wendy's

>>34684275
oh lol, totes forgot you were a hunk, i'm such a dummy ;p

>>34684233
Sure, if you have money to spare why not, r-right? Nevermind the quality of service you are missing on

>>34684301
Nope.

>>34684321
I`m a girl (male).

Also I wasn't joking, I get a lot of presents and invites for dinner.

i have phimosis and am scared of getting rid of it because the glans is overly sensitive

>>34684337
Since prostitution is fully legal and regulated in Germany, hookers there are actually surprisingly cheap.

>>34684373
>50eur or more
>surprisingly cheap

I want to, but I don't have the money right now. Also, I want to go to Czech Republic and fuck some hot czech whores, maybe even pornstars like Julie Silver or Zafira.

>>34684464
>tfw living in Czech republic and getting some action tomorrow

>>34684497
I envy you, dude. Have some fun for me

>>34684438
You don't think 50 eur is cheap for a hooker? Are you from a 3rd world latin american country or something?

>>34684533
>I also make only about 700eur monthly and thats considered good money

can someone please explain the process of getting an escort? what do i do when she shows up?

here's what i'm aware of so far:
it's legal where i live. the only thing that's illegal is "communicating for the purpose of purchasing sex"
so i think as long as you don't mention sex specifically, there's nothing police can do.

the agency i'm looking at says specifically on their website that "money is exchanged for time and companionship only. anything else that transpires is a matter between two consenting adults of legal age"
they are also a licensed business.
so it sounds like you'll get sex when she comes over. but how do i give her money without mentioning sex?

>>34684570
You probably live in one of the European countries where it's not fully legal but not fully illegal either. In general, the escort shows up at your hotel room (no, she won't come to your basement). You slip her an envelope with the cash, and that's it. You don't have to discuss it further. She might ask something like "do you have a present for me?", meaning that's your cue to give her the envelope. As soon as she has it and is satisfied, you get down to business.

Are you a virgin by any chance?

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>>34683617
i want true love, but women dont care about love, only about sex
i just want a gf, not a slut

>>34684570
Be sure to read reviews of the agencies and escorts beforehand. There are websites for it. As for which website, the best ones are country-specific ones, so try to find one for your country. Read what others have posted about their experiences with certain agencies and escorts.

>>34684570
Perhaps it would be better to go to the hooker instead of her coming to you. Or just go get a massage with happy ending, that should be less stressful for you.

Im saying this cause often the goods you get are not as advertised but its harder to reject her when she is already at your doorstep. Also sometimes escorts have guys driving them, that can cause problems if you reject her.

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>>34684640
I once paid a sex worker to go to a movie theater, watch a movie, eat popcorn and maybe cuddle,
It wasn't the same as a real date. I became increasingly anxious halfway through the movie and even guilty. I could still feel her hatred and disgust psychically gripping my chest, I felt so anxious and ill that I left before the movie was over.
She probably thought it was creepy and no different from the last geezer who fucked her unconscious

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>>34683617

Can't get my dick up

Got no money

I'm just tired, tired, tired, so very tired

>>34684637
it's canada. legal here. i have a house. will she come there?

i'm not a virgin. i'm just sick of all the shit you have to go through to get sex by dating.
i'm an average looking guy with average money that's socially awkward.
when i can actually manage to get a woman to go out with me, i spend $50-$100 on a date and it normally takes 3-4 dates to end up in bed. for that amount of money, i could get a decent escort for 30-45 minutes whenever i want.
it makes sense, especially if you're not interested in the non-escort woman long term

>>34684713
they say on their website that they don't do in-calls until you've done a couple out-calls.

>>34683617
Because I just got done fucking one

>>34684998
You've got the right idea, man. In a way escorts are cheaper than a gf. Plus you don't have to put up with any bullshit drama. An escort is just a rented gf for the evening.

It's down to the individual escort and agency of course, but in general they don't want to come to someone's house. They want a hotel room you're staying in. Maybe some will be fine with coming to your house - ask.

>>34685007
Good job, man. Country, how much you paid, how long for, how was she?

>>34683617
I spent all my money gambling.

>>34684947
w-wait, you really did this? How old are you?

>>34683617
I still have hope I won't need it

>>34684988
>pic source?

fafaghh ra

>>34685072
Germany, 100 for an hour, blonde with large natural tits, sex was great but she was a bit crazy and kept asking all these weird questions.

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>>34685126
I'm 24 years old and I have 0 friends
I just wanted to spent the night with someone and I was desperate
I just 'member how hard I cried when I came back home

>>34683617
>Shit's illegal in my state
>I don't wanna pay $400 dollars to cum in 30 seconds
>I will feel like a bigger piece of shit knowing that I have to pay for something so basic and natural for the human body when other guys get it for free

>>34683709
>some dude's dick was likely in there that day, and I can't ask if she cleaned out her vagina
>he thinks that if he gets a girlfriend it would be any different

kek unless you date a virgin, you won't get a clean vagina, senpai

>>34685167
Was she Romanian? Or maybe Ukrainian?

>>34685156

No idea anon-san. It may be a custom work. Saved it a long time ago.

>>34685518
Very likely. Her English wasn't good but I think she was offering me drugs. Then when I said no she asked if I was a police officer. I told her it would be a bit weird for an English guy to be a police officer in Germany, but I don't think she understood.

>>34683617
Basically because of the moment right after you cum. That precise moment when you realize shit did not worth it

>>34686045
With the right girl it is.