What are you doing on valentines day? Do you pretend like you're

>>34681543
I'm going to visit /r9k/ and stew with the rest of my robo companions.

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I'm just gonna chill with my anime waifu.

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>>34681574
>waifu
Fucking homo

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>>34681543
> co-worker asks me what i'm doing for valentine's day
> tell her i'm going to spend it drinking and thinking about shooting myself lolol
> she gets a disturbed look on her face
> later she blabs to HR
> now i have to attend "sensitivity training"

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>>34681566

This. /r9k/ and 4chan in general are the best on days like Valentines Day, Christmas, Thanksgiving etc because all the normies are doing stuff IRL so we have the site to ourselves.

>>34681543
why should i pretend on doing somethnig? why you normies think this day is special? im going to work like every other day

>>34681644
this, all the plebbitors are out so is a bit more comfy than every day normie threads

>>34681543
/pol/ fags got triggered by that picture but he obviously has white facial features and straight hair, /pol/ is as bad as tumblr.

I honestly didn't even realize Valentine's Day was coming up. I'll just spend it watching anime and shitposting like usual.

>>34681543
apparently im going to the hairdresser

Well, it's a Tuesday so after work I'll probably just come home, order a pizza, and watch movies or something. I expect I'll masturbate somewhere in there too, but who can say?
>>34681687
I was gonna make a joke about how they decided the "perfect man" should be black, but it's probably just a price thing. Isn't white chocolate more expensive and less popular?

>>34681880
white chocolate is god tier
thanks for mentioning it anon, im gonna buy some white chocolate to enjoy this fine evening

>>34681958
I like it too. I like Coffee Crisps even more, though, so if I'm actually buying chocolate it's usually that.

>>34681880
At this point, I honestly believe everyone (including whites) are trying to exterminate the white race.


and I don't care

>>34682237
I don't know if there's active extermination, but it upsets me that our countries are being pushed as "everyone's country". It bothers me that people think illegally immigrating to a white country is a fundamental right and saying "no you have to come in legally" is racist. Korea's for the Koreans, Israel's for the jews, and India's for the Indians. Why are Sweden and Germany and Canada and the United States "for everyone"?

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>>34681543
I'm gonna make a reservation for 2 at a restaurant and then act all sad when my 'date' fails to show up, and hopefully they'll feel sorry for me and comp my meal (or at least give me a free dessert).

Failing that I'm gonna whip my cock out and try to pee on as many couples as I can before the police arrive. If I can't have a nice evening ain't nobody gonna have a nice evening.

>>34681543
I'll be chatting with my bf and maybe buying him a long-distance present.

>>34681543
I forgot Valentines Day was even approaching. What kind of "robot" are you sad fucks when you still think about trivial shit like that.

>>34681624
I accidentally joked about killing myself to a nice sensitive girl at work.
She spent the rest of the day talking me out of it, even tho I meant it as a joke.

Why do I always end up as an asshole?

>>34681543
i'm thinking about sending a home made valentine to this girl is really cute, maybe putting it in a puzzle box to make it interesting. Should I try that or just give her the valentine? Will she think i'm a creep if I barely talked to her?

>>34681644
But then every thread is flooded with whiners complaining about not being out doing anything that day and how much they're jealous of the people who are.

Valentine's Day is on a tuesday so might just get pizza and then go out for dinner during the weekend.

>>34683708
>Will she think i'm a creep if I barely talked to her?
yes she will

I'm spending the weekend and monday with my gf because we both have to work Tuesday. We'll probably marathon some movies, play video games and go out to dinner at least one night. We're save up for a two week trip in august so this is gonna be pretty low key.

>>34681543
Is valentines day really that important in murrica? I dont think my father has ever given my mom a gift and theyre happily married

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>>34683862
Are you sure or are you just trying to make me feel nervous?

I'm going to get stoned, take a hot bubble bath and watch NHK &think about a sexii beta fggt named dan.

buying a nice wristwatch for myself

get drunk and watch movies probably

stalk oneitis if she's doing something and feel bad about it

im gonna melt chocolate into shapes then clumsily wrap it and pretend its from my waifu

>>34681543
I am going go get drunk again and play games while trying not to think about my inceldom

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>>34681543
I'm gonna get stoned as a mofo off some Berry White - play videa , jerk off , be glad I don't have to fall for the greeting card made "holiday" meme

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>>34681543
Watch some anime and maybe do some writing after a long day of class. In general, just avoid going outside beyond what is necessary since people will probably be carrying around flowers and all that valentines shit.

>>34681543
I was thinking of going to a hotel and fuck my gf, but she got mad cuz is a lot of money like 100dlls (dinner, room, flowers, shit), so we are just gonna eat pizza, kiss and fuck the next day that the hotel lowers the price to like 20dlls (just room)

>>34681543

Nothing cuz we ain't autistic subhumans who are obsessed with it

Such people should hang from lampposts, meaning 99% of the population of pretty much everyone's country here