Wakey wakey wagecuck It's time to get in your car, commute

>>34681495
For the 1000th time, i'm a househusband!

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>>34681524
>he fell for the marriage meme
Just wait until your wife kicks you out and demands money

>he thinks wagecucks get even 1%

lol

>>34681495
>get paid $30
>my company charges another company $120
>that company charges the government an even more absurd number
>the government takes that number out of your welfare program
i am wage, destroyer of neet

>>34681495
i enjoy getting up with the sunrise. i wake up, then make some wonderful oatmeal with raisins and strawberries. then, i go for a refreshing jog around my nieghborhood so i can feel healthy and look great. i then take a nice relaxing hot shower before getting ready to head out to my fulfilling, and rewarding job.

>>34681495
I am so sick of you leech parasite scumbags

Don't you have anything better to do than post these threads? I work to CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY something you never do.

Plus no woman would ever want to fuck a disgusting NEET like you.

NEETs BTFO

>>34682165
>im sick
Ok
>contribute to society
Why should i? I'll just die one day anyways
>no woman would want you
No real NEET would want a woman
They're the real leeches, draining our knowledge, power, money, etc.

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>>34681495
>tfw when I work from home
>tfw I do the same thing you do, but I get paid for it
>mfw

>>34681495
You sound upset, NEET. Is mommy yelling at you again?

>>34681651
>then I go to my fullfilling, rewarding slave plantation

I have an exorcise for all you wagie who feel free just because Mr shekelstien has put dopamine in your water or you've contracted Stockholm syndrome or something.

You are literally a slave. Don't agree? What qualifies someone as a slave is that they can't leave their servitude. Even if you make 6 figures a year, you're still laboring against your will.

>NO I CHOOSE TO DO IT
Really? Would you do it even if you weren't paid? Shot in the dark, you said no. So you don't CHOOSE to do it, but are forced to for the money you need to survive. If this ISNT the case, then quit your job. Right now, quit your job

>I CANT I NEED THE MONEY
>I CANT I NEED
>I CANT
>I CANT

Then you don't "choose" to do it you delusional slave.

>>34682165
>the US would have already colonized space if it wasn't for the financial burden caused by NEETS, niggers, and single mom's
>NEETS bitch about no jobs when there aren't any because of the tax burden jobless autistic leeches put on businesses forces businesses to downsize to stay profitable
>NEETS bitch about "muh too young to explore space" when every autism buck or food stamp they get comes out of NASAs possible budget

>>34682292
NEET here, I'd rather keep my bux than explore space or have a job

Hello, NEET here.
I'm enjoying my time. Did the wagecuck thing for a while in a very dangerous job. Made my money, been living off it for close to a year. My investments are going far better than expected. Looks like I'll be NEET for much much longer. You can do it, wagie. I was once there.

>>34683186
how'd you get into investing? i have 40k in the bank now and i'm getting bored of being a cuck

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>>34681651
>>34682165
>>34682244
>>34682292
shh wagie don't cry, mr shekelstien might fire you if you don't keep the act
>>34682213
can i join the jidf too??

>>34683285
Through people I know. Some have been trading for +40 years, using places like TD Ameritrade, and have given me short lessons throughout the years. Others have been into cryptocurrency since 2012 and tell me what they're getting into. I know they're smart and if they tell me they're investing $20k into something I have confidence to give them a few to invest for me since I don't have crypto currency exchange accounts. Other times friends will have a hunch and I trust them, do my research, and go with it. For instance, companies getting into the legalized Marijuana scene. Right now I have just a few things, mostly crypto that my friend handles. He's bouncing it back and forth like a fucking madman, churning over 10x every time he moves it.
Just don't get greedy. It's all only numbers on a screen until you get it in your hand as cold hard cash.

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>>34681495
>Had to work a job
>Hated every second of it
>Finally free
>No longer think of suicide

Kind of funny how that works.

I would love to see the ladies a NEET gets regularly. How can anyone have confidence in having no job and a place paid for by mummy and daddy after the age of 20. It is super pathetic lol, and deep down, im more than sure a NEET knows that.

>>34683760
What are you thinking of now?

>>34683890
This sick rift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY

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>>34683986
New gaming music yo

>>34681495
This is my greatest fear and why I opted to take a risk with my own business I can eventually pay other people to manage. Even if I fail or end up slaving away anyway, it's better to try than to end up like that wishing I tried to get out. Fuck. At this point I'll move to Lithuania or some shit so I can actually have time in this life.

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The Average Wagecuck is too controlled by consumerism to ever change his sorry state of affairs.

Sad!

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>>34681495

I worked a dead in job at Subway for 4 years straight. After the first two years, I started buying a $20 lottery ticket once a month.

After 21 months of trying, I finally won $100,000. I took $2,000 of it and went to the casino a couple cities over and turned it into $18,500 after almost losing it all.

I used that $18,500, keeping the rest of my first winnings in the bank and started playing Powerball tickets for a year or so while I lived off my savings from previous winnings and I eventually hit the jackpot when it was (decently) high.

Not the biggest jackpot they've ever had, but it was substantial enough for me to live off of.

I rent a nice apartment in a bigger city than I used to live. I hired someone to make a budget for me that allows me to live comfortably off my money until I die while still having $1200 of free money each month after necessities and bills to buy vidya and other entertainment.

I'm still lonely as fuck, though.
Every girl I've 'dated' has obviously been in it for the money and the minute I test them by pulling the plug on expensive dates for a while, they end up leaving.

It's not perfect, but it's comfy sometimes.

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>>34681495
This tale digs its way into the collective consciousness of the humankind and stays there for millennia and more.

>>34681495
Posts like these are why I love being the owner of a profitable business. All the perks of having a job with none of the negatives of wageslavery. I set my own hours, I only deal with the clients I like, and I'm in charge. Name a downside, NEET.

>>34681495
never get a job robots, I am a fucking cyborg rotting away as a shitty software dev. Stay NEET as long as possible or if in university, stay there as long as possible. I promise you it only gets worse for the robot as you get older, the best you can hope to achieve is becoming a wagecuck cyborg. fuck my life, when will it all end.

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>>34686198
No downsides
Unless your business dies
Most robots would take your path if they understood business and the risks weren't so high

>>34682292
put half the military budget into nasa before complaining of neet

(but the reality is that military is redneck welfare)

Neet pepe, why can't we just be friends without fighting.

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>>34686251

I wouldn't. I prefer my freetime. Working is fine for normalfags who enjoy socializing.

>>34686251
That's always a possibility but it's an accouting firm with quite a few loyal clients so I'm think I'm alright. I doubt robots could take this particular path, the people skills I've had to develop are probably beyond what a good deal would be willing to.