dark joke thread My wife just walked in on me having sex with

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>>34681110
That's a good one.

So a Muslim walks into a bar.
He sits down like a normal person and orders a drink, a Sambuca on the rocks, and he talks to a Christian, a Jew and an atheist about sports, and they all get along because they live in a tolerant community where one's race, religion, gender or orientation doesn't matter.
Just kidding, he had bombs strapped to his chest, and the whole place blew up.

>>34681110
I laughed way too hard at this
>>34681167
Sorry bro but your jokes uses false stereotypes of a marginalized group ,I didn't expect this community to be so toxic .

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>>34681263
Best joke in the thread so far desu senpai

>>34681167
Did the muslim blow up before or after being given a full tuition scholarship to America's "best" universities?

OP here

jokes or gtfo niggers, just google some if you have to but at least get the good ones

>>34681110
le XD
THIS
i literally cant even rn xD

why did the rapist cross the road?
it was the victim's fault

>>34681110
Why did Timothy fall off the swing?
40 cal to through the skull

So a muslim walks into a gay bar and says "Shots for everyone, on me"

>>34681802
>>34681788
that's what I'm talking about lmfao

how do the chinese name their children?
they throw a coin down the stairs

This whole board is a joke.

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