If you guys so desperate why dont you settle for a girl on your

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Fuck roasties, get a cute bf instead.

>>34680666
Jump in an oven, faggimus maximus

>>34680641
BECAUSE WOMEN IN MY LEAGUE CONSIDER THEMSELVES OUT OF MY LEAGUE

>>34680698
anything for you anon
originull

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>>34680641
I've tried settling for women below my league and that still didn't work.

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>>34680641
>If you guys so desperate why dont you settle for a girl on your league?
What a great idea! Would you be so kind as to provide me with this type of girl?

>>34680641
Cure my autism enough to approach even the ones at my league

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>>34680666
>benis is only small enough for anal to be pleasurable
>tfw too ugly to be gay
cute bfs are worse than roasties

>>34680737
>>34680756
Lol what a bunch of virgin losers xD

>>34680641
That's what I'm trying
But it turns out spending a large portion of your time working out, looking up fashion, having a nice job, and otherwise trying to better yourself means you need to be with a fat slag who works at a Starbucks for minimum wage

>>34680798
>xD

Are you being ironic? I can't tell if this is b8 or not.

all i want is a stinky skellington shut in miserable gf

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>>34680641
Because the people here, like most are not attracted to having the real gf experience.
They want to have the movie/anime/romanticized version of relationship that they have been eating for all their childhood and adolescence.
I'm sure that most robots will not even know what to do if by some miracle they got a gf.
They treat it like a videogame: Oh this cute coworker is the target i will obsess over her and grind my way (by being nice,talking to her...etc) to have her like some kind of final boss or something
They can't imagine that everything isn't as perfect as they were told, the girl has to have all the qualities of the idealized version of their reality
And if they get rejected now they turn on society,girls want chad ryan gosling etc...when they are as shallow as her in the other way.

>>34680850
You just destroyed r9k buddy, stay comfy anon

>>34680737
Mentally deranged fembots.

>>34680803
Look harder
Landwhales are for landwhales
Fit are for for fit people
unless you have a boring personality, I cant help you with that

>>34680813
If youre a skelly then go for it


>>34680850
ily

>>34680850
even if i had 3/10 gf she wouldnt likey me face

I cant into human interaction. I think anyone on my league is literally a potato.

>>34680892
But with all the desperate males on the internet how could I even compete... I don't think getting to know girls online is a realistic option.

>>34680938
Don't look online, look in your city. You can usually recognize the type so maybe even tinder would work, just make sure to swipe left on anyone else because your right swipes get less valuable the more you swipe right (you get shadowban if you 100% swipe right)

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>>34680850
i dont even care about sex
i want my gf to love me i dont care if shes ugly
i am aware that i have nothing to offer to women
i'm poor, ugly, i have a small dick and i'm short
even the ugliest women wouldnt be satisfied with me, they would rather have chad than me
i'm convinced that women have shitty personalities and only see men as sex objects

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>>34681009
>Don't look online
>Use tinder

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>>34681024
Women are not loyal and loving. What you really want is a bf.

>>34681024
>all women want chad
What the hell kind of logic is that?
But as an anon who thinks all men want Stacy and are unsubconcious cheaters I can see where you're coming from

Both of us will die single :^)

I typically get rated 4-7/10 on soc, so I'll average that out and say I'm a 5

I'm an average looking guy and are a lot of average looking girls out there. However, because a lot of guys will treat any girl that talks to them as an automatic 7/10, it's easy for average girls to get inflated egos and see the guys who are in their league as below them

>>34681109
>all womyns want Chad

Well of course they do. If a male, who pound for pound has better physical and social attributes than you, comes around and shows interest in your gf, what makes you think she'll stay with you?

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>>34681109
statistics show that women cheat far more than men
they only see my love as a game to break my heart

>>34680850
And women do not have ridiculous standards for their partners?
Also women for some reason hate themselves and how they look but still think that anything below a solid 8/10 is out of their league
>6,2"+ or hit the road
>no abs = no ass from me grill!
>has any physical flaws on face area? PASS!
>perfect smile only, fuck imperfections im worf it lulz
>receding hairline? pass!
>skin condition? pass!
>he is not a ripped hunk? pass!
>he is not making at least 4 times my income? pass!

>"i am not like the other grills, i am healthily curvy, thou my actual digits qualify me for heavy weight boxing it is only a number lolz"
>"i am lazy, my beauty is only as deep as my make up goes, my personality goes as far as my taste in coffees, apart from that im shallow void the hiveminds collective ideas that i repeat to you when i am required to talk"
>"my previous boyfriends are numerous and you most likely know half of them, i may have an STD but i won't tell you that until after you grow emotionally attached to me, if you leave me after finding out ill blame you for being a horrible person for not wanting to risk exposure to disease i got by downing 5 shots and sucking 10 dicks cuz i was young and wild lols! get with the times you oppressing jerk"
>"i am psychotic and will try to alienate you from your peers and manipulate you into doing everything i say, if one of your friends tries to warn you off this ill force you into an ultimate me or him, if you trust your long time friend i will cheat on you and blame you for it, after which i will call you back and beg you to take me back, if you agree to meet me ill shout rape in your face and try to cut you"

>>34681225
What do you expect when every woman grew up believing she was a pure (((Disney))) princess?

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>20 years old
>6'1"
>own a car (paid off)
>own a motorcycle (paid off)
>16k+ in bank account
>have career plans

>zero close friends
>never had a gf, kissed a girl, or held hands
My life is a meme.

>>34681172
I'll make sure that she isnt a sex loving whore before I dated her in the first place

I know some hot bitch who dated a 4/10 guy and had some people who are more attractive than the said guy who orbited her but she was pretty loyal so nope

They broke up though because she was very obsessive about him

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>>34681225
I like scrawny dorks with high IQs who are socially maladjusted.

>>34681395
Common sense from them?
It is like women believe they will never be held accountable for any of their actions

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I finally got a gf in my league and I couldn't be happier

>>34681462
Good thing nothing is expected of you apart from keeping your legs closed till wedding, oh shit you failed that gee that's harsh for you
Hey don't worry call one of your orbiters, oh gee they are too beta for your tastes
Hey it's cool you can be a dyke, oh you can't stand other women, well that is a pickle isn't it
Call one of your Chad ex's, oh you tried that and they didn't want you anymore? a bummer m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC65OoXDMvo

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>>34680641
>normies believe we've been pursuing anything above a 4/10
>normies cannot comprehend that NO women wants ugly autistic manlets

>>34681451
>pretty loyal
>they broke up though

I'm sure

>attractive orbiters

This is the caveat. Sure she'd stay loyal to her current bf if all she had to choose from were betas (women hate passive men more than anything), but I highly doubt they broke up because she was obsessing over her 4/10. Chad came around and took what he wanted.

>>34681509
THE FUCK?!
She looks cuter than you fatboi

Because there's no one pathetic and desperate enough to like me. Everybody else has some redeemable qualities.

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>>34681520
Man, how did you guess all of that about me?
You're so brilliant and insightful, anon.

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>>34681556
My redeeming quality is that i don't eat peoples faces, do you eat peoples faces?

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>>34681109
about 90% of women wear high heels
they do so no matter how ugly they are
they also wear heels to weed out manlets

men have a higher suicide rate than women by twice as much in any country in the world, the main cause is that men have less support and won't get the same attention as women

women shuns us for being emotive and only want independant, unemotional men, literally sex toys
no matter where a woman goes, she will get attention, whereas a man only get attention if he's an underwear model
it's nearly always the man giving her "lady" attention and never the other way around
nearly all women magazines are about male celebrities

all a woman needs to be "pretty" is to be skinny and have a decent face, they are even allowed to use makeup. you dont even need to have big tits or a big ass

men need to be buff, have a big jaw, a big chin, nice cheekbones, be over 6'0, have a big penis, not be balding, be rich and have a lot of friends in the frat or else they are shamed and seen as uggos and creeps

>>34680892
>fembots
There's no such thing

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>>34681619
You're most likely a "woman" age 20-35, living in USA
times had sex 10+, longest relationship less than a year, maybe one 2 year relationship but you blew that one
you find other women irritating, you have at best one female friend you enjoy hanging out with but you're friendly rivals more than real friends, you wouldn't trust her alone with your man
if employed you're working in a low income job but your clothing are better than expected for someone in your line of work
you have excess amount of shoes
you cannot help yourself around sweet foods and ice cream, you sometimes binge eat and then eat for the sorrow of gaining weight
you have some mild self diagnosed mental illness, you hate yourself but have high standards when looking for partners, you do not believe your standards are high
you have bad relationship with your father and mother,
you do not respect your father

How many hits so far?

>>34681041
Don't look on 4chan and such places.
>>34681650
There are.
t. Met one

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>>34681706
You got my age range and country of origin, champ.
My mother is fucking cancer but I like my dad alright.

wouldnotaskforareading/10

>>34681781
Well the thing is that "reading" as you put it is nothing but guessing by the average

But i will say this you do not respect your father
you have self diagnosed mental illness
you are self loathing and high standards
you also believe you are smarter than your peers without proof

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>>34681647
I'm sorry to say that m8 but look deep down inside you.
You just know thats not true.
Like every normal person you are trying to rationalize the fact that you can't get a gf, even better when it's not really your fault, and even better when they want something that you literally can't have ( height, facial attributes, penis etc...)

You think you are a victim in this, you aren't a loser because you are wasting your time in unproductive shit like complaining about women on 4chan, no no, it's because the world is against you.

I'm not saying the game isn't somewhat rigged in the favor of some people, that is a fact.
But you know that your obsession is unhealthy for you and will not help you, in fact will do the opposite when it comes to finding girls to connect with

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>>34681856
I like that you are so incapable of conceiving me being anything but what you think I am that you instead tell me what I am so it lines up with your assumptions.
I wish I had your abilities of self-deception, though wasn't it you who told me that I was mentally ill?

Already did, I got a learning disability gf.

>>34682009
Please never make children with her.

>>34681736
The entire internet has a skewed male/female ratio. In my experience nothing online has ever worked.

Also, there are no fembots. Sure it's possible for a girl to be NEET, anti-social, whatever, but they'll always be desired by thousands of other men. They'll never truly understand what it's like to be put at the very bottom of the social hierarchy.

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>>34681969
im just making assumptions here
you said you liked your father but i didn't ask if you liked him i asked if you respected him and you dodged the question
animefags tend to be "depressed, self diagnosed"
they also tend to loathe themselves and have high standards
just pure speculation my friend

>>34682016
No she's on a shitload of meds for other things too that would probably screw the baby up, I'd never do that to her.

>>34682041
Yeah and you didn't speculate that a post like "I like scrawny dorks with high IQs who are socially maladjusted" would have a great chance of being written by a guy pretending to be a girl just to trigger you ?
And on the chance that was actually a girl, thank god you were there to give her her quota of attention for the day.

>>34681865
Just kill yourself. Jesus christ, do the world a favor

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>>34682129
Enjoy your attention, you'll need it as much as "she" does

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>>34682041
I guess I can see that, but why would I like someone I didn't respect?
Also, I might be a low-key schizo, but I have never given it a huge amount of thought, either.

>anime fag
Don't insult me like that sir, I read manga.

Because I fart 50+ time per day and I can't get a gf until I fix that.

>>34682136
Why ? Are you the guy I answered to ?

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>>34682129
We all need our (You)s, anon.

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>>34682222
Checked the quads
also muted for being unoriginal

>>34682255
Have some oats

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>>34682175
>"she"

I will have you know sir, that I am 100% roastie-certified by the USDA and its affiliates.

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>>34681445

this is nice as fuck
ID on the bike and how much it cost you?

>>34680641
Funny, that you think women below my league actually want me.Women only want chad.

>200K in the bank
>Make 90K/year
>Early 20s
>Nice guy, volunteer during my free time
>Want a family
>Good with kids
>White
>No gf

Alright life, you got me. My life is so empty. At this rate i'm just going to kill myself.

>>34680641
>why dont you settle for a girl on your league?
I'm not in any league man

>>34682548
Not bad m8 I rate 88/88

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>>34680850
This is true

When I learned this fact is when I became enlightened and got myself an imaginary gf. Best decision of my life

>>34682597
It's true though. I have no hobbies and the money is just numbers in a bank account. The only thing i'll use it for is early retirement.

>>34680792
You're never too ugly to be gay. The ugly gays all fuck eachother.

>>34682889
That made me think of a pile of middle aged bald men with guts rubbing against each other in a puddle of lubricant like degenerate seals
I did not need that image in my head

OP has a point. If you want someone higher up the chain you have to increase your value. Of course, women all think themselves deserving of the top so once you reach it in some capacity (say, fitness for example) then you also get the pleasure of turning down a huge swathe of entitled women. Personally, I always go for the crazy ones. It's playing with fire, but like attracts like in the end.

>>34681109
shut up ROASTIE
FUCK OFFF

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>>34681865
All these facts are true and you are deluding yourself by thinking otherwise. Keep living in denial, you little faggot.
As soon as your beloved girlfriend gets an opportunity to cheat on you, she will. She won't feel any remorse and if she does, she'll simply break up with you and find another man to destroy and suck dry.

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>>34682442
It's a 2012 Harley Sportster XL1200CP with 16,500 miles on it.
$6,560 before taxes & fees
$7,102 after taxes & fees

I paid cash for it and drove it out of the lot, I didn't even tell my parents I was buying it; instead I took a picture of it in the garage and sent it to my mother.

>>34680641
I tried, she got a better offer and is going to be a guy's sex slave. She is literally trading her body for a place to stay forever.

I give up, fuck trying.

>>34680641
I'm not settling period. Just because 14 year old come here to wine about not having a gf, doesn't mean real robots want a fat slob of a woman. You need to leave because you seem to not understand what your getting yourself into.

>>34680641
>implying most of us are in anyone's league

>>34680641
Not sure where my league is but, what if I'm not attracted to people in my league? What's the point of dating someone if you feel no passion for them? If I dated someone I didn't find attractive I don't think I would be able to look them in the eye.

>>34680719
This should've been the end of the thread.

>>34680666
Satan confirms, it's the only valid option