How do I get a gf R9K? I've been single so long I don't

Make at least 900k a year wear Armani suits and gold watches women will flock to you like mad

>>34680570
Find your target and give them an offer they couldn't refuse, anon. Works every single time.

>>34680588
Out of my league. I am neet level poor

>>34680605
Explain

>>34680674
That "offer" could be:
1. Threat of violence and harm to make them submit like in the godfather movie, you know that stuff.

2. Simply something they really wanted to be fulfilled, not necessarily money or stuff. I've seen a pretty young woman who dates a disabled guy 7 years older than her just because he's the only one who would listen to her incoherent rambling about rabbits.

>>34680570
You are asking the wrong board

>>34680570
And twinks. Don't forget twinks.

>>34680570
What made you only understand your situation now?

29 is a long fucking time to avoid life.

>>34680570
Anon, if you convert to Islam, and mean it from your heart. I will help you. If not good luck 8)

>>34680860
Traps/Trans females are the dollar store version of women. When all else fails, there'll still be those human flashlights available desu.

this may or may not be a joke

>>34681091
Not OP, but I was raised in a society that told everyone "just be yourself".

Unfortunately being "myself" was a huge mistake in terms of being socially acceptable. Now I have no friends, a shitty job, and a useless degree.

>>34680570
>be chad
you dont even need money, if you arent chad you are doomed and only way are scorts

>>34681223
I was brought up in a culture of be what your elders want you to be (parents+grandparents). Can't go wrong with that desu

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Stepping out to get food and seeing all this young love has inspired me to reevaluate my life. Anime girls can only take you so far. All I want is a decently cute girl (or a very passable trap) to hold. I've been trying the dating apps (tindr lol) and I have gotten a few likes, but they never message back.

Am I past the breaking point?