>1 month on NoPorn >1 week on NoFap I-I think I'm

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fell for the nofap meme

originalooo

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>>34679574
> He fell for the porn meme

Enjoy your shrunken testicle's & low T you girlish faggot.

>>34679229
What are you trying to achieve?

originale

>>34679229

I also managed to do away with pornography and masturbation

But unlike you I did it the heterosexual way....

It's called 'getting a girlfriend', which I have done hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times....

There's another way of doing it that's even more advanced....

It's called 'getting married'.....

Allow me to explain this process to you.

You see, there are men and there are women... one has a penis and one has a vagina.... the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina... this process is called HETEROSEXUALITY...

I realize you think this process is 'yucky-poo', but it is actually completely natural....

If you have any talent in this act, the female ( the one with the vagina ) will allow you to REPEAT the process.

This is called A GIRLFRIEND.

If you have testicles and a brain stem, you will be able to impress the female (the one with the vagina) into allowing you to repeat this process for the foreseeable future...

THIS IS CALLED A WIFE...

Until you have actually initiated this process, you are nothing more than an effeminate little boy who struggles with his desire to touch his tiny little pee pee

ANY QUESTIONS ?

When you stop finding excuses and distractions to justify your transparent fear of success or rejection, and you actually become a legitimate heterosexual, you will instantly fine there is no reason for masturbation or pornography anymore....

Why would you waste your time looking at a travel brochure when you can bask in the sun on the tropical island?

Snort Menes and your penis will never work again

>>34679229
Any tricks? I'm trying to no fap but I can't, and I'm not even horny...

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>>34679229
i'm still kinda sceptical about nofap, but noporn is absolutely patrician. it literally made me stop feeling degenerate, which is quite a feat imo.

I quit porn but not fapping.

I feel hornier than ever and fapping feels better.

How does NoPorn works? Like, not fap to porn? Because by only looking at the catalog of most boards I already see lots of porn

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>>34679855
Fapping gives you erectile dysfunction and lowers testosterone, any idiot can figure that out just by thinking for a few seconds.

>>34682507
i try to avoid boards that have a lot of porn (/r9k/ included), but occasionally stumbling across some porn doesn't instantly fuck you up, obvs. just don't fap to porn and stop mentally associating porn with masturbation and you should be cool.

>>34682507
It removes all the perverted fetishes and brings you back to normal fetish: penis in vagina.

You fell for a reddit meme

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>>34682568
>he fell for the "watching porn is normal" meme

>>34682546

I know that dingus what Im talking about is how do I do that. I cant see any porn? Like a butt showing in /r9k/ catalog?

>>34679229
>>>34679229
>
>I also managed to do away with pornography and masturbation
>
>But unlike you I did it the heterosexual way....
>
>It's called 'getting a girlfriend', which I have done hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times....
>
>There's another way of doing it that's even more advanced....
>
>It's called 'getting married'.....
>
>Allow me to explain this process to you.
>
>You see, there are men and there are women... one has a penis and one has a vagina.... the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina... this process is called HETEROSEXUALITY...
>
>I realize you think this process is 'yucky-poo', but it is actually completely natural....
>
>If you have any talent in this act, the female ( the one with the vagina ) will allow you to REPEAT the process.
>
>This is called A GIRLFRIEND.
>
>If you have testicles and a brain stem, you will be able to impress the female (the one with the vagina) into allowing you to repeat this process for the foreseeable future...
>
>THIS IS CALLED A WIFE...
>
>Until you have actually initiated this process, you are nothing more than an effeminate little boy who struggles with his desire to touch his tiny little pee pee
>
>ANY QUESTIONS ?
>>34679995
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OFF r9k. Literally why the fuck are you on here. Go run back to your qt gf before Chad cucks you.

>>34682619
Just don't go out of your way to watch it or look for it

>>34679229
OP have you noticed any changes? Any differences in yourself, your outlook etc?

>>34682516
Fuck the scientific method, all we need is anon's patented idiot-proof idiot proof!

I love NoFappers, they literally take preschool-level leaps of logic, wrap their outrageous claims in some vaguely scientific sounding words, then present their way of life as a truism that is only not self-evident because (isn't this part convenient?!) your mind has been warped by all the masturbation.

>>34679229
Reminder that nofap is more about delayed gratification and building self control and confidence than abstinence and shame - oriented restrictions

2017 year of /nofap/

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>>34679229
Going to meet a gril tonight
>inb4 norman
Will there be any difference if I fap before

>70 days on nofap
>had flatline through 65 days
>still browse the internet 16 hours a day so still see naughty pics because of 4chan
>also spent past few days edging to porn

then i read how bad it was edging to porn and now im gonna noporn the next 20 days. hopefully fixes my PIED

2nd day of nofap

feels okay

>>34685270

I don't know why but this made me laugh. But then I realized I haven't gone longer than maybe 2 week for the last 10 years.

feelsbadman

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>no fap
Where do you think you are ?
What website is this ?