I'm starting a job tomorrow. I don't actually need

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well you can drink heavily. If you're talking about having any hope of enjoying life, then no, that seems to be pretty fundamentally incompatible with gainful employment, in my experience.

literally just kill yourself. you'll pretty much have to work for the rest of your life, so if you don't like doing it then you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life. you're also probably at the age where it's reasonable to project that you won't do much other than shitpost and jack off otherwise.

you already want to, and killing yourself would save you from decades of unhappiness

Find an alternative activity that you'd enjoy that brings some sort of value that you can charge for.

>>34678875
Why do you assume the set of things he enjoys and the set of things people will pay him to do are not disjoint? Because that's the case for many, if not most, people.

>>34677571
Dont listen to those negative broken full-of-hate-ego-fear anons. Sometimes you will start to cope with a job and then youll be suprised. Its possible. Sometimes just one or two cool dudes at work make it acceptable. Besides work you have so much more time off which you can use to gain real pleasure. Even if its just a stupid anime and some good old jacking off. Maybe you wont feel like offing yourself in a few months. Maybe you meet a good girl by any chance. Just a bit of luck us there for all of us.

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>>34677736
If only shotguns were easily acquirable in my country, I'd done it years ago. Hell, I guess I'll settle for the good ol' rope sometime this year. There's still Persona 5 to autistically roleplay the shit out of.

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Lol OP

If you want to kill yourself now before you even started, I got some bad news for you.

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>>34677571
I'm this dude. >>34678941

I somehow got a job two months ago. The workplace is seriously not a place for a robot. Being surrounded by normies is a serious detriment to your mental health, especially if you're a hermit like me.

>>34677736
That's honestly what I think about my life right now. The thought of dying this year gives me comfort and relief like no other.