>get a phone call >its the lady from UPS asking about my

>>34676725
Just pay you big cheapskate

>>34676749
Its not paying that is the problem. I dont want to say what it is.

>>34676725
top fucking kek

>go pick up muh dildo from postal office
>the fucking chinks put it in a thin fucking paper bag
>you can feel the dildo perfectly through it
>postal lady smiles a lot at me
>she knows

>move interstate
>ask dad to send me a few of my things from home
>he writes "CONTENTS: BIG GAY ANAL DILDO" on the box

>>34677574
>asked your dad to send you your dildo
what did you expect?

>>34677574
Good fun

>>34676725

Lol what the hell. Never heard of something like that before, are you sure that's not a fib? One time I bought a chastity cage and the side of the box had some gooky english like "male sex chastity device" in big letters.

>>34677794
I think the sender tried to be discrete but ended up not putting enough information for the customs to know what it is.

>>34677756
It wasn't actually a dildo.

I was going to open the box in the post office so they could see it wasn't actually a dildo, but I thought there was a chance he had actually sent me a giant dildo and I would only be further embarrassed.

>>34676760
>It's a dildo and the lubricant is for easing the passage of the dildo into my person
>Okay sir, sign here please
This is the extent of that interaction.

>>34676760
They know what it is

>>34677909
This. Or you could lie and say it's for your girlfriend if you're that embarrassed. He probably won't believe you though.

>>34677923
>buying your gf a dildo
cuck

>>34677873
your dad sounds fun

>>34677996
He definitely is at times.

I know him and his fat neckbeard brother would have been giggling like children when he wrote on the box.