The wagecuck can't take it any more He sneaks out of the

>>34676504
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>34676526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc

Jealous, wageslave?

>>34676504
>stealing of a peom you found on /r 4chan

You're going to have to try harder faggot

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>>34676526
hahaha wagie gonna ragie?

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>>34676545
The wageslave skips breakfast to go to work
While the NEET eats well and lets out a burp

The normie sits in traffic while not moving an inch
While the NEET has no rush so his day is a cinch

The wagecuck is tired from waking up in the dark
While the NEET enjoys a lively walk in the park

The cuckold wagie is in the office working his fingers to the bone
While the NEET cums inside his gf with a groan

The wagecuck get home and goes straight to bed
While the NEET is on a date and will get some good head

How will wagies EVER recover????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

>>34676504
>The wageslave plummets 10,000 feet

Just where the hell was he working?

>>34676688
That's cool and all, but hey, another day another dollar!

Right wagies?

So you're telling me that in the year TWENTY SEVENTEEN, there are still people that work?

Hilarious. Keep it up wagecucks, someone needs to pay for my enlightenment.

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So I was walking in the park with a fellow NEET. We had an utmost interesting discussion (if you were NEET you would understand, us NEETs like to read a lot because we have time for it).

He said: "We NEETs are truly the Nietzschean overman, oui?"


I nodded in agreement: "Of course! We strive for excellence and create our own morals."

He continued: "So what is a wagecuck then? A wagecuck is but a mere drone. Its purpose is simply to sustain us NEETs. We shouldn't feel sorry for them. Imagine our body it contains millions of cells, which are to be replaced time and time again. The wagecuck is but a cell to serve the higher body that is the NEET."

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>34676504
If the wagekek was going to kill himself why did he care what his boss thought about how long a lunch he took?

>>34676861
This is the level of cukoldry the wageslave is reduced to. Even in their last minutes they think only of their bosses.

Meanwhile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLUDVD5PFzs

>>34676833
Oh I see what you're saying, you're saying that while it may be tempting to feel sorry for the silly wagekeks, we shouldn't give into that urge, for the same reason we don't cry when we eat honey thinking of the bees who worked so hard to make it, since they're just mindless workers anyway?

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>>34676891
Exactly! Why should we feel guilty about the natural order of the world? We are the new aristocracy, pursuing higher ideals, driving innovation and philosophy while the wagecucks labor to sustain us.

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>>34676504
This should get an award.

Go and get a job your dumb neet

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>>34677681
Resorting to cliched namecalling has no effect on the contemporary NEET. We are economic auto-didacts, self-taught philosophers and gifted visionaries. While others waste their life labouring under the orders of those who see only material cost in life, we pursue leisure above all else, knowing as we do that leisure and time to oneself is the basis of genius. Despite many people disliking the culture and society they help maintain through their work, and despite understanding now that we have only a single life on earth and that any meaning we attribute to it as the result of self-willed or socially-inculcated ideologies. they continue to wake early and trudge to their jobs for one single reason: Guilt. A guilt experienced for no logical reason except that he unlike other animals is a self-aware being whose abstract thoughts conflict with the apparently practical, rational reality he finds himself a part of. We post-guilt NEETs will not bow to internal or external pressures encouraging us to sacrifice our contentment and sensitive dispositions for the sake of attaining money, or womenfolk. We alone stand proudly, detached from but keenly observant of the slave masses who yell at us for not being as unhappy as they are. We alone, we band of true men. defend our right to live a dignified life against those wishing to deprive of us of it. Yes you can mock. you can criticize. you can echo the demands your masters make upon you. But who is likely to regret their lives more? The noble and dignified NEETs who spend their truly precious time reading, pondering, philosophizing and engaging in critical, urgent debate online? Or the miserable, resentful masses, their eyes bloated and sagged by excess folds of skin, their hair falling out and their gums bleeding from stress, their bowels destroyed by a sedentary lifestyle spent at their desks clicking endlessly while their boss breaths down their necks? This is reality. This is 2015. We are the future.

How do you become a neet in italy? No free gibs

Damn your guy so pathetic

>>34676504
>The wageslave plummets 10,000 feet
>But at the last moment is caught by the NEET

I audibly laughed and then gesticulated autistically.

>>34676933
>poems with aa bb rhyme structure are innovative and philosophical

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>>34677726

>This is 2015

NEETs leave their room so infrequently, they can't even tell what year it is.

>>34677739
Live with your parents like 90% of italians under the age of 35.

>>34676504
Your meter is terrible.

Wageslave> NEET prove me wrong robot

>>34677868
>slavery > freedom

Oh wagie you're so funny sometimes

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>>34677868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro

A documentary on your life, and on mine.

>>34677919
>NEET
>going outside
Yeah ok

>>34677837
I'm pretty sure it was copypasta

>>34677935
NEET != hikkikomori

A NEET is just someone who doesn't work for a living.

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>>34677935
Seems you have misconceptions of what the NEET life is like. Let me give you some examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

Why don't you come join us wagecuck?

>>34677937

>NEETs are too lazy and inept to update their stale pasta before they make idiots out of themselves

Pathetic.

impying that he/she doesnt sit at home all day while playing video games and eating doritos? tells everyone about the exciting activities they never do? thinks that he is above the average person that does something with his life? yup, must be a NEET :^)

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>>34678055
Spoken like a true wageslave. Try not to cry on the way to work today.

Maybe your boss will let you off early! For a $300 deduction from your pay, of course...

>>34676933
>pursuing higher ideals
Like what?
>driving innovation and philosophy
Since when?

>>34678087
Kek keep living in your fantasy neet

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>tfw been a NEET for a month
>tfw no money for alcohol or games

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>>34678110
>Like what?
Like enlightenment through asceticism, self-improvement, generally becoming ubermensch in ways that narrow minded wagies could never understand
>Since when?
Since the Renaissance, old boy. Or did you think art and technology were rediscovered by the peasants?

>>34678130
Find a job m8 that the only hope you have right now

>>34678130
Have you tried getting $2700/month for free from the government?

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>>34678130
>tfw no money for alcohol or games
Use your NEETbux.

>>34677969
>Why don't you come join us wagecuck?
Can't, probably in a few months though.

>>34678152
>>34678155
I'm not autistic or disabled so I don't think I'll get any money.

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>>34678167
You don't have to be. You fake it.

>>34678183
Wouldn't I have to go to the doctor for that?

I haven't seen a doctor in forever, I don't even have insurance of my own.

you parasite neet need to die

twf neet and now applying for jobs.
Even looking gives me a lot of anxiety.

Where do part time workers stand?
I only work 3-4 hours a day. I have free time and anime figure funding

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>>34678191
If you can't manage that, then I'm sorry but you're not intelligent enough to be a NEET. I think of it as a barrier to prevent the hoi polloi from infiltrating our circles. NEETs are the aristocracy and we require the majority of the population to work to sustain us, so obviously we can't just let anyone in.

>>34678228
Fun fact.
The word aristocracy is linguistically rooted in ancient Egyptian language, it means "people from the sun"
A fitting title for the NEET master race

>>34678255
The destiny of all people from the sun is to crash to crash and burn.

As a NEET though, these threads are made by wagies to piss off wagies.

No NEET would want to draw attention like this.

You neet realize you owe this world everything right

>>34678333
Obviously. Without parents working or taxpayers working we have nothing.

I'm not one of those 'wakey wakey wagecuck' person but just a neet who wants a normal life.

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>>34678333
Au contraire, wagecuck old sport. It is you who owe us. Every piece of art you've ever enjoyed, every philosophical idea which guides your life, every major invention which pushed our society to its current glorious state...it was all the creation of the NEETs.

You're welcome. Maybe while you're handing out big macs today, you'll do it with a bit more enthusiasm, thinking of who you're supporting with your labor.

>>34676504
You know I recently made a new friend, fellow NEETs.
His name is Goldenberg, while he isn't a NEET, we do have one thing in common. We both make money off other people!

>>34678428>>34678394

Die you damn parasite

>that feel when disabled, but not disabled enough for gibsmedats

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>>34678440
How rude. I don't wish any such thing on you.

Of course, I have a personal stake in you continuing to labor for Mr. Shekelstein. But I can pay you for it too! Because of my abundant free time I've gotten quite good at poetry, and in fact I've composed a little something for you to enjoy on your commute:

>The wageslave gets up early to work at Walmart
>While the NEET lies in bed and lets out a fart

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Wagecucks are pathetic, but how about cleancucks?
I can't believe people actually feel so pressured by social norms that they will waist hours and hours just to clean themselves! Pretty funny, eh?

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>>34676541

Woah, reality check. I've been a NEET with that kind of lifestyle for more than 10 years now, I forgot that some people actually go and sit in that cubicle as if it was a serious option to live your one life.

WOAH! Mind blown, to say the least.

>>34678505
Social norms and standards are illusions for the weak of mind. The NEET easily dispels such phantasms with his keen introspective skills and his mastery of human psychology and neuroscience.

From one NEET to another, what will you do when the gov or parents decide to stop the money?

>>34678659
I wisely saved my NEETbux. Despite a lifestyle that makes wageslaves want to kill themselves with jealously, I still have more than enough money to invest and live on for the rest of my life, if the NEETbux stop coming.

>>34678659
They won't because I live in a civilized country, one of the wealthiest in the world.
You may as well be asking what if I get struck by lightning.

>>34678707
Where? I live in the Netherlands.

Getting outta HS soon. Teach me how to become a NEET in murica

>>34679354
You must be born with superior neet mindset.

tfw actually sent out an application
I hope somehow they will believe in me and hire me.
Sick of the NEET life.