>Dildos the size of your dick are labeled as "small"

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>>34675722
dildos are not supposed to be equivalent to real life dicks anon

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>>34675722
>even the beginner ones have OVER 6" of insertable length

The only way we can compete is by having a pulse.

>>34675745
Then why stretch your cunt up to take things that are larger than real life cocks?

No it is not a magical device that can never loose elasticity and stretch at all and always returns to pristine state no matter what

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>>34675722
>even dildos can fake bigger loads than you

Roasties gonna roast. Dr. Goldberg said it's normal!

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>>34675722
>People with small dicks having muh feelings hurt

>>34675912
Well, no. Not exactly immediately. But it does go back to the same size. Unless you're doing gaping and stretch, but that's fetish level shit and you seem like a beginner.

>>34676081
Tight vagina can really hurt during sex, it's better for everyone if it's got some practice

here is a basic fact of life kiddo, women love one thing and one thing only and thats cum.
jizzum don't come from dildos and you can't fake the real stuff. they try not to let it be obvious, but women are crazy for semen, in particular they want it in their cervix. apparently it feels good or something.

>>34676157
Lol I was just addressing the labia meme, but sure. Things get better with practice.

>everyone who sees my dick says it's fat and chunky
>can't even get dildos as fat as my dick without buying a dragon dildo


not beginner friendly

>>34676052
shut your thot ass up

>>34676227
I'm pretty sure most of the looseness thing is anxiety over fucking or not really turned on. The former goes away after a few tries, the latter if you remember the word foreplay

I kinda like outies more than innies anyway desu

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>>34675912
If you stretch out your mouth like this, does it stay this way? No. I'm pretty sure the vagina goes back to it's original size if it doesn't get fucked every fucking day by a dick with the girth of a fist. funnily I've fucked a prostitute who takes several dicks a day and was really tight (no shame) and a girl who only had one guy before me but was lose as fuck.

>>34676300
Bang on friend.
My wife has .8 gauge tunnels in her ears, if she takes her tunnels out for 24hrs they start getting smaller. She's been stretching them for a decade and they still try to reset and close. Somehow vaginas, literally one of the most lubricated places, can somehow get super deformed - for life! - by taking a dozen dicks over the course of actual years.

>>34676300
>>34676348
>gain a bunch of weight
>lose it
>still have stretch marks and loose skin
>it doesn't just magically disappear

hmm

>>34676454
>missed the part about lubrication
You need a lubricant (oil, lotion, etc) to add elasticity back to the skin. Lubricant is something vaginas are very capable of producing. Ya dip.

>>34676300
it's called vaginal rejuvenation, also you can exercise muscles down there

>>34675912
Gf former bf had big dick, like very big smashed her totally so pussy was rekt too, but over time it retracted and adapted to my below average cock, so yeah its not permanent but it takes some time depending on the level of pumping that went on

>>34676454
The vagina is a muscle, not a sleeve of just skin. If you stretch your muscles, do they stay stretched forever? No, they can take pretty much any abuse and always recover to normal condition over time.

Now inner labia, not so much...

Did /r9k/ just go down?

>>34676753
No, but it has fallen

>>34676603
>gf former bf had big dick, like very big smashed her totally so pussy was rekt too,

Are you a cuckhold?

>>34676796
Kek for serious though, I was getting nothing but bad gateway errors for about 3mins

>>34676890
Are you aware of the definition of cuckhold?

>>34676300
I don't think you understand anatomy anon.
Ask any couple with kids, she got looser down there.
Same goes for dicks.

It's why guys go for anal

>>34676928
>cuckhold
>hold

are you?