Get used to it boys. Hope you're hungry, cause THIS is gonna

>Implying I don't love munching box

cool, I enjoy eating pussy

>>34673166
Watch every single beta numale cuck defend this kid who looks like hes sucking some dudes dick

You faggots disgust me

>>34673180
>>34673184
Leave this place
Originally

>>34673203
Are you that insecure that you're afraid people might think you are sucking dick while you're literally face deep in vagina? Wow nigga. Just wow.

Fuck, that's ballsy.
Eating pussy in the goddamn stairwell is unbelievably alpha.

>>34673433
>>34673203
real robots eat pussy

What's wrong with eating pussy?

>>34673166
I would fucking love to get blackmailed to do this

>>34673529
there is nothing alpha about servicing a woman

>>34673575
The only time robots touch pussy is when they're popping out of their mom's vagina. Fuck off norman.

>>34673503
I like eating pussy,

but not down on my fucking knees in a school hallway like a fucking bitch when shr should be on her knees sucking my dick..

Not gazing around a corner like a dude would.. I don't need to beg for pussy you wack ass motherfuckers.. didnt your fathers teach you anything?

>>34673166
Gonna need proof that she doesn't have a dick.

>>34673602

spotted the virgin

originallly

>>34675018
Spotted the barbarian

>>34673615
Real talk, nigga. Right now you're on /r9k/ calling this kid a bitch cause he's getting more pussy in high school than you've gotten in life.

>>34673615
Kek!
>I like eating pussy
>but this is neither the time nor the place
Ok dad.

gross
keep that herpes in your pants and off my face
creep

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>>34675055
>barbarian
Are you a damsel from the nineteen-fifties

>>34675172

no he's just a virign who's insecure about his masculinity and thus afraid of pussy

>>34675076
>>34675113

No, in this specific scenario you should be getting your dick sucked.. not the other way around you fucking cucks..

Ive probably fucked more girls than both of you faggots combined. I guess that does make me your dad

>>34675076
>>34675113

eating pussy is an art form and should be treated as such like sampling a stinky sea food dish it requires some circumspect and delicacy not lapping it up quickly like a dog where someone can see you

plus you can whip your shit out much faster and its more versatile, why would you be awkwardly reaching your head up under a locker when you can just fire your thing out..

>>34673203
>it's gay to have sexual contact with a girl

hmmm

>>34675188
Actually it was a reference to the ancient Romans' attitude towards oral sex on a woman.

>>34675303
Yes, take it literally by all means retard.

wtf is wrong with all of you, aren't you supposed to be better than the millennials or are we really this fucked

>>34673166
lmao
I'd be down with this
if she drank pinapple juice to help it out

>>34675260
You'd have to be close to fifty to be my dad, faggo.
>in this specific scenario what I want is right cause I said cuck
You're a child who acts like a child, talks like a child, and reasons like a child.

>>34675298
You're assuming a teenager has sexual refinement.

>>34675333
So, you're a virgin?stop implying it and just fucking say it already.

>>34675389
>>34675410

you are both so retarded..

>>34673166
Good. he's lucky I'd pay to do that.

>>34673166
this takes me back. I miss my school days for reasons like that. Grils would be so down for public sex acts and shit but come adulthood the ones will to go down on you in a theater or sexing in public bathrooms tend to be fucking crazy.

>>34675483
And you're somehow of normal intelligence. It's like opposite day, right?

>virgin being used as an insult on fucking /r9k/ right now
What is happening

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>>34675563
t. virgem who never stick benis in wagima

bic reltid

>>34675598
palhaco filho da puta

>>34675547
no.. supreme intelligence, you should listen to me, you'll actually get laid

>inb4 "normalfag get off my board"

>>34675598
>>34675630
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
This is a virgin board

>>34675653
dude just talk to her brah

What has this board turned to?
I take a break from here for 2 years and what I see now is some obvious roastie calling out people virgins like that?
Fuck outta here with this bullshit.

>>34675653
hup.. already put the inb4, you can't do that
>Mentally ill
>I hear things
>Noise in my head all the time
>Incoming bpd diagnosis
>NEET

Trust me, this is my new home

>>34675630
Been getting laid since I was 17, doubt there's anything you can teach me that isn't rote

>>34673166
>takes the bait intentionally
Not even op, I suck shemale dick and I love it!

>>34675678
Was the tumblr raid within those 2 years? If so then there's your answer, they never left.

>>34675709
Got laid at 14

>WINNER AHHH AHH AHHHHH, STILL THE WINNER AAAHHHHHHHHHH
>Also took two v cards.. bow down to your new master

>>34675736
>got laid at 14
HHow old are you lad?

>>34675800
27, I was pretty smooth back in the day, now im just some washed up fucking ex user with serious mental health issues that blew me out of the water at 19.. lifes funny like that

>>34675678
>>34675735
No 2 years go was Elliot Rodgers shooting. We had a massive spike in post about him, whole pages about nothing but how r9k his manifesto read, they never left and keep baiting you because you are easy bait, that is what fuck up the board.

wtf is wrong with some of you. why would you think this is a trap getting a bj? when you see something feminie you automatically think of men? wow ok lol

not only that but use your brain. she's got her pants pulled down. you can see bare thighs. if it were a penis, the dick would just go through the hole. women have to pull down their pants.

ugh, get a clue!

OP pic is really hot, is there anywhere I can find more like that?

>>34675866
It's obviously a trap, anon. Look at the man jaw and flat chest.

>>34675820
Ahh, I got ya by 9 years. I was getting ass while you were watching Pokemon. Seriously though, good on ya for getting clean. And staying clean. Shit takes courage.

>>34673166
>THIS is gonna be a common thing from now on

Thank god.

>>34675958
Yeah, it sucks.. I didn't realize a) how lost I was before b) how much more lost I am now its annoying as fuck.. I could function much better on the drugs until they put me through hell, now ive got to learn how to be an adult at 27 and get my confidence back

its a fucking nightmare

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>>34673166
>Hope you're hungry, cause THIS is gonna be a common thing from now on.

Not for me. I will continue to preserve my purity and chastity by masturbating furiously and spending my spare cash on fun hobbies.

>>34676064
Hang in there man. Keep your mind occupied and your hands busy.

>the current year +2
>eating snatch
some real beta shit right there

>>34673166
God I wish.
I'll never have a vagina on my face.

>>34676395
Wussat boi? Aintcha wannabe eatin ma piss flaps eh?

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>>34676153
is that a metaphor for watching porn?

>>34676445
No baginas are scary there like face huggers made out of deli meats

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>eat out girl in highschool
>She tells a friend
>That person tells everyone else
>Everyone gives me shit for it
>Don't see the problem because I enjoyed it

>>34676475
How do you find running your food tasting tentacle over people's urine evacuation chute enjoyable?
It doesn't taste good, or specific. In fact if it tastes anything different than an armpit, the girl must have poor hygiene. The hygiene situation is overall pretty bad, as this area of the body is not ventilated throughout the day, and is steaming itself locked in layers of clothing.
It isn't particularly stimulating for you, and normally you'd have your hands occupied, so you can't even give yourself a stroke doing it.
Your eyes will normally be locked looking at boring flesh up close, instead of examining the emotions of your partner. Eye contact is difficult while doing it, unless you both make uncomfortable and suboptimal movement.
Depending on where you live, fashion and the girl's preferences, you could be getting hairs in your mouth, which is annoying.
Depending on the girl's fitness, you might be getting flaps of flesh and fat on your forehead or obstructing your vision.

Its just terribly unerotic.

>>34673606
>His mother didn't have a c-section

Get out of here, fucking normalfag.

>>34676533
What a wonderful use of dubs. Checked.

>>34676475
This happened at my school . not to me, but the guy did get made fun of a bit.girls would laugh at him. I don't know if it was an insult type of laugh (as in ew, loser!) or a "haha maybe this dweeb will eat mine too" laugh. or maybe it's just a "hey this guyis getting his pussy fix" laugh. idk

>>34676517
It feels good to make someone else feel good.

>>34676517
Ok Mr Kleenex

>>34676552
You can make a woman feel good without licking her exhaust pipe. Buy her dinner, for example. Women legitimately literally truthfully no exaggeration for real like this more than having to pretend to enjoy your awkward and brutish mishandling of their garbage disposal orifices.

>All the submissive beta cucks here
Christ. I'm a girl (female) and that pic made me want to vomit.

>>34676580
Are you from South Europe? I heard cunnilingus is considered shameful there.

>>34676565
That's simply not true anon, you're mistaken

Not all women enjoy having their pussies eaten, but a lot of them do, and some of them REALLY REALLY enjoy it

>>34676565
>exhaust pipe
Are.... You confusing a vagina with an anus?

>>34676593
Not all men enjoy having a woman take a diarrhea shit on their chest, but some of them do, and some REALLY REALLY enjoy it. Its called being mentally ill.
Women who insist on getting oral sex aren't necessarily physically enjoying it, they were just meme'd into thinking its a sign of deep love, or bik stronk womyn stuff, or whatever.

>>34676580
Lucky for you there's a fetish for that.

>>34676580
Be my gf to put my dick in only

>>34676610
Both serve that function. You are aware that part of your garbage is pissed out through the front, right?

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>>34676619
I'd prefer cuddles.

>>34676628
The vagina and urethra are separate holes though

>>34676565
but I like licking pussy. I'd rather eat a girl out than put my dick in her tbqh

>>34676648
>I'd prefer cuddles.
We can do that too
pls be my girlfriend

>>34676628
>exhaust pipe
>exhaust
You're clearly thinking of the bottom. Not the giney.

>>34676656
So are the holes for breathing and swallowing, yet you often choke on food. You are arguing a technicality here, both the holes are behind door number one, and both steam together all day when your girl wears nylon panties and tight pants over them.

>>34676696
>semantics of the solid garbage disposal and the liquid garbage disposal parts of the female torso

Whatever.

>>34676702
No they're literally separate exit points anon, they're not connected at the opening the way the lungs and esophagus are

Look at a diagram of a vagina

>>34676726
Have YOU seen a vagina? They fit in the same flesh sac, you have to pull the curtains to see them separated.

>>34676726
It's only piss, who fucking cares. I'd let a girl piss in my face if she wanted to.

>>34673166
I am not opposed to this

I'm naturally submissive so a culture in which women are dominant and expect to have their pussies eaten long before I ever get my dick sucked is just fine with me

>>34676759
This appeases all the fucking mindless cucks in this thread

>>34676735
Wait are you equating eating pussy to eating ass? You wrong headed son of a bitch.

>>34676948
nothing wrong with eating ass as long as it's clean.

>>34676948
>my disgusting filthy fetish is better than other people's disgusting filthy fetish

Both of you are eating shit, one metaphorically, one literally.

licking pussy is fun as fuck

>>34677005
Oh bless your heart. Are you the virgin everyone is complaining about?

>>34677023
>people who don't like my disgusting filthy fetish are virgins

one of my fantasies is the entire world has a shifted power balance where women are in charge and it's accepted and normal for them to be just as sex hungry as men are in our current society and I could live as a slutty man and be a pussy licking whore and find it to be just as easy as a girl would in our current society. in my fantasy it is also accepted for men to do gay stuff with each other just like it is for women, that way I can be a total cocksucking whore and swallow all the cum I want, which would excite and arose females just like a dudebro watching lesbian porn. I would be able to have a sugar mommy and be as openly degenerate and slutty as possible all while being accepted and desired for the dirty boy I am

>>34677033
Awwwww adorable. Anal sex is probably a no-no, too?

>>34677124
Are you completely unaware? Acting superior when you want to masturbate your cock into someone's asshole?

You are deluded and got meme'd on hard. Meditate and reconsider your views.

>>34677033
I love how they have to resort to ad hominem

>>34673166
Literally I never knew that this was all I wanted in my life until just now

>>34677124
I've never seen the appeal, but then I've shit out some pretty nasty things.

>>34677131
Hahaha!! You've never tried it, eh? How bout if I just fuck my girl doggie style and stick my finger in her bootyhole? It feels crazy amazing.

>>34677183
She feels like she needs to take a shit, and you feel like your finger is squished under some weight. This is what love is for you. Self actualize, nigger.

>>34677207
>self actualize
Done. Now I'm preaching to the deaf. Good times, nigga.

>>34677234
So you meditated on what things are and how they are, and you concluded that putting your index finger into someone's asshole feels crazy amazing?

I'm abandoning you, you are beyond salvation. Come back to me in a few years.

>>34677245
You're being reductive, but that's how you cope so it's cool.

>>34676064

What drugs did you do?

can't believe this isn't an original comment holy fuck

>>34677279
Heroin for about 7 years and Meth about 1.5 years on top of the H.. had to "spice things up" a bit if ya.. know what I mean,

Thankfully Meth wasnt my drug of choice holy shit that stuff is gnarly when you over shoot your dose

>>34677279
That isnt consistent btw its total I was a full blown addict for about 4 years

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>this thread
>all these nu-male beta cucks defending this and claiming themselves robots

You deserve everything that happened to you, even if those things were out of your control. You deserve the shitty life you're having, you deserve the painful loneliness you're suffering from. You deserve the same fate as society, to be enslaved and obliterated by feminists until nothing else remains on this world but ashes.

>>34677383

>nu-male beta cucks

stopped reading there

>>34677403
Thats like the unironic part

you actually are faggots

>>34677383
>married
>got a kid
>owns his house
>is on the rise professionally
You're right anon, I DO deserve this. Sometimes I feel guilty for having good luck, but God damnit, I deserve it!

I'll fucking eat some pussy for breakfast.

>>34677428
>married
>got a kid
>a winner

fucking it just keeps getting better and better.. you all need to take a trip to /pol/ UNIRONICALLY

>>34677439
my ultimate fantasy is to be kidnapped by a girl and forced to be her pussy eating slave.

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>>34677428
>he thinks marriage is a good thing in current year+2
Screencap this post, print it out, put it in a box, and bury the box in your garden. Be sure to dig it back out when she dooms your life.

>>34676517
Is this what autism reads like?

>Performing oral stimulation on a female
>any year

Enjoy your cancer cuckolds. Willingly putting your mouth on a carcinogenic flesh pocket for her "pleasure" is the apotheosis of cuckoldry.

>>34677454
Never been to /pol/, I don't buy into memes, and I do what I want and enjoy what I do.

>>34677491
>when she dooms your life
Seven years on, going stronger then ever. But nice meme.

>>34677614
That's awesome man, keep it up.

>>34677521
Michael Douglas is that you

>>34677614
Well as long as you are cautious and aware, I have no qualms with what you do

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>>34677623
That's right cucko, you're special, you're the exception. Remember to null the prenup too, since there is no chance of your wife abandoning you. Go ahead, void it. Unless you're stupid enough to have never had one to begin with

>>34677521
Only if she has hpv retard. Luckily I'm not fucking dumpster fires like you robofag.

REEEEEEEEE

>>34677642
Cheers friendo. That's how I feel as well.

>>34677521
>cancer
>infectious disease
No, really. Are you bloody mad?

In general, I like eating pussy for foreplay. Just enjoy it and get my dick sucked in return.

>>34677646
>you're the exception
Nah, not really. There are alot of people that live happy lives in long marriages, we're hardly "the exception". Enjoy your memes frogposter.

>>34673166
I think I will enjoy this brave new future

>>34677677
Ahh! You've got mouth cancer from linking vagina! Don't come near me! I don't want to catch...
>THE CANCER

>>34677677
You are aware that infectious diseases can cause cancer, such as HPV like >>34677656 says

>>34677717
>*licking

>>34673166
w-what its the taste of vagina?

>>34677697
You will forgive us if we are skeptical of your claims of being a family man considering you are arguing on /r9k/ in the wee hours of the morning

>>34677315
Wait... So an ex H-addict is berating people in regards to what sexual acts the like/dislike?

I would expect you to be more careful with your judgements, faggot.

>>34677745
Oh, I understand that, which is why I'm trying to answer questions about the authenticity of my claims with some civility and only a modicum of bant.

>it's 0550 here
>I've been up since 3
>im an artist
>literally watching paint dry v shitposting

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>>34677697
You've dodged the main point there. Go destroy your prenup, since you'll be happy together forever. Unless you don't have one to begin with, in which case, I'll laugh even harder.

>>34677720
That's treatable. Also, if you don't get inoculated to stuff before you risk an infection, you're doing it wrong.
Also, it's very unlikely to actually cause anything to a healthy person.

>>34677656
You are aware that the vast majority of women carry several strains of HPV, and while they may have been vaccinated against certain types there are several that have been strongly linked to oropharyngeal cancers

>>34677677
>he doesn't understand what a carcinogen is
>he berates others for a supposed lack of understanding

kek. you can eat pussy all you want, as long as you understand you're a cuck and know the risks.

>>34677786
I don't have a prenup, commence laughing.

>>34677802
HPV is a virus that can cause cancer through DNA damage.
If you're inoculated, these things won't "survive" to damage anything.

>>34677802
Not that I dispute, but would you have a source?

>>34677817
Trying to explain this to robofags that don't even understand the birds and the bees lol

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>people caring about something that has no effect on their lives what so ever
I just love seeing you guys right over pointless shit. Makes me moist.

>>34677817
you are correct.
However there are lots of strains of HPV out there. And you aren't inoculated against all of them. Just because you had a flu shot doesn't mean you're forever immune to influenza.

>>34677828
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3178962/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2840968/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14652239

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9811312

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-
3411245/Oral-sex-raises-risk-getting-cancer-22-times.html

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>>34677811
On second thought, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed with your consistency. You're either the most foolhardy, or oblivious motherfucker in the world, regardless, can't say I don't respect your integrity.

nah OP but we can dream

>>34677877
Also drinking too much water will kill you aswell. Doing anything too much will kill us.

>>34677877
Granted, but few strains are actually transmittable.
Also, not like I perform cunnilingus to lots of different women on a regular basis.

>>34677911
>I didn't read anything and am just arguing for the sake of arguing.

>>34677912
That's fair, I just wanted to educate on the possible risks of "safe" sexual practices like eating pussy, and argue against the "Hurr real men eat pussy if u dont ur a pathetic virgin lmao" mentality you always see in this kind of thread

>>34673602
The only thing alpha to you is probably getting your boi hole rammed

>>34677880
I'd accept foolhardy, or lackadaisical. Money has never really been a big motivator for me, it's the thing that keeps the lights on, food in the fridge, and rent paid on the studio. If I was poor or single or divorced or whatever, I'd still be doing the same shit. Just in a basement instead of a studio. Shit, when I was single my kitchen was my studio. So a random divorce ruination in the future doesn't factor into how I operate.

>>34677936
I enjoy it. Don't care what others say or do, really.

>>34677750
doing drugs doesnt make you incapable of judgement or inherently stupid.. I did go to "college" and was in the process of a meme, I mean degree but I have fucking mental problrms lol

I will berate you when you are blatantly wrong though, just because I am an addict it doesn't mean im retarded, shit just uh.. got out of hand.

Speaking of stupid the fact you werent able to deduce which drugs I was referring to when I stated getting clean seeing that getting "clean" after saying drugs can only refer to "narcotics" that can only mean I have more reason to berate you

You only now think im stupid because I divuldged that information, now youre going to use it against me.. seems kind of stupid dont you think?

I want to be a pussy eating sex slave

>>34677750
but you are right on one score

I am a junkie, but im not giving you shit about your prefences just the manner in which you find that carrying out the act in the picture idnt the sign of a weak willed cuck. It most certainly. Its the definition of not having a dick that you can insert in her mouth instead of bowing down like a retard

but yes, I am a junkie.. not like I really care ive already paid for my sins on that score more times than im willing to admit

>>34677964
Don't let the fuckers get you down anon.

>>34677936
Not either of those, but you sound like one of those retards that argue against cats because of brain parasytes.

>>34678016
That's nice anon. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

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>>34677962
No doubt about it, you're a fullblown Chad (not a negative thing at all, mind you). You shrugged off all the shitposts and insults that usually break a man's pride and make them devolve into insults and threats. You have my respect, or whatever it's worth.

That being said, with divorce being around 50% chance average in the West, I doubt you'll actually experience it, or allow it to destroy you.

>>34678013
no im not,

im just being ironic seeing that someone is using an ironic argument to counter mine

>>34677964
I thought you were a stupid judgemental asshole before reading anything about your drug abuse. I know think you are even more of a stupid judgemental asshole because you are a apparently a weak and flawed human being which, while not being anything bad in and of itself, I would think would make you capable of some amount of reflection in concers to the judgements you make about others. That obviously not being the case somewhat shocks me and is, to me, a strong indicator of your lack of intelligence.

I am also not one of the people you spoke to earlier, you dunce.

>>34678085
its how you stated your answer.. hoe does judgement of a sexual act and me being a junkie have anything to do with each other than your fee fees is my point look where we are dude peooke get shat on all the time..

and as a man who likes women, getting down on your knees to scrub muff when you can lay her out on your bed and do it proper, not get fish stuck in your mouth before running back to class and breathing it all over your classmates not too add this chick looks like shes getting her dick sucked and along with that caption

I dont see how any of this is remotely redeeming, take it from me.. I know trash when I see it.

>>34678004
Weakness is not always bad. Just because you were weak in the worst way possible does not mean that someone being weak in a different way (submitting sexually for example) is bad as well. Some people, believe it or not, actually enjoy that.

>>34678085
and I am an extremely rational person, I was able to compatmentalize the irrational side of my brain because hey who needs it, I mean im sure its why im mentally ill but thats neither here nor there

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>>34678042
I don't consider myself a Chad, I'm too asocial for that. I mean, the whole reason I'm at the studio in the wee hrs is because I don't like pop-ins and chit chat and fucking visitors peeking in to see what I'm working on like I'm a fucking chimp at a zoo.

In some instances it's a 50/50 coin flip, but those aren't the worst odds. I've started projects that had less chance of success and came out polished as fuck. I do understand/appreciate the concern.

>>34678135
its not that simple, I mean it is, but I didnt do H because it was like chillbravape, I did it because just for one moment, it made my life bearable.. I completely lost who I was once when I turned 19 and fought hard as shit trying to figure out what went wrong after 3 years it broke me, didnt reach out for help didnt talk about it, but when I used it just made everything quiet

Thats a lot different than getting down on your knees and sucking muff shen it should be your dick getting sucked.. i only do whats best for you.

>>34678120
Alright. Let me put it this way. You seem to be somewhat insecure in regards to what kinds of sexual interactions are "okay" and which are not.

If the dude enjoys licking puss I really don't see how him doing exactly that is a bad thing. YOU might not enjoy it, or the idea of it as much as he does. That does however in no way make him "a weak willed cuck" or something along those lines.

I really don't get why some people (mainly men) get so horribly flustered and aggressive when other people (again men) do something that seems "unmasculine". Probably just upbringing...

Whatevs. I gotta study. Try being a bit more understanding, less aggressive, less judgemental and stay away from the drugs, fucko.

>>34678135
The getting addicted part well yeah that was weak but I could function on H way better than I could sober.. this wasnt some on the whim thing ny life was actually so much fucking better, I didnt hate everyone, and I didnt hate myself.. WEIRD AMIRITE

>>34678187
dude,

I like eating pussy do you not read what I write

>>34678232
Areyoudense.jpg

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>>34678251
holy crap dude.. you didnt read what I wrote.. and I just gave you my heart in front of all these people.. so much for caring about my feelings I gave you the time of day and you just shat on my heart.

>>34675188
>Everyone who doesn't like what I like is a virgin and insecure and a faggot

>>34678217
The moment I realized I had to stop fucking around with h
>hanging out at dealers/friends
>buddy that just got out is sleeping
>didn't know he was trying to stay clean
>offer him a bump
>he declines, goes to the shitter
>about an hour later he asks if he could rail
>nods out on the couch
>week later I'm back
>no friend on couch
>ask dealer where he is
"Anon, you didn't hear? He was at his mom's house on Thanksgiving, after dinner he disappeared, everybody went looking for him. They couldn't find him. When his mom opened the garage the next morning she found him sitting in a lawn chair, blue and stiff."
>he went out to shoot up after eating, overdosed, then froze to death

A few months later I was fully off.

>>34678148
gif source?

>>34678348
>wyrmwood
Aussie comedy/horror/splatter flick. It's on Netflix if you're interested, it's pretty entertaining.

>>34678277
I hadn't posted before that one. I just also think you're a dick.

Good on you for getting clean but you shouldn't get so worked up over what other people like to do.

>>34678417
>wyrmwood
thanks.

>>34678342
This going to sound fucked up but heres mine
that really fucking sucks btw
>Be good goy college student
>Turn 19
>Suddenly have absolutely no idea who I am (its not just youth)
>Tons of arrogance from prior drug use
>Start using
>Meet a cartel connected organization few years later
>Deal for them
>Way too much profit
>STARTED DOING MY OWN SHIT THAT WASNT PERSONAL
>itsgettingoutofcontrol.jpeg
>but anon, look at all this loot
>say fuckit.doc drop out
>Get arrested lose everything
>Stupidly liked sone girl canthandleemotions.meme
>Lose everything

Im not using because I was facing a year in county but also I was homeless and broke and strung out
>Id probably do it again if I was rich though
>Havent learned my lesson
>Only dont use because adults cant use not because I dont want to

I know its sad

>>34678430
im not even worked up I just like screwing with people and try to make them admit they are wrong i got nothing better to do

>>34678342
as I get clean though heres the kicker

I realize just how mentally ill I actually am because thd H covered it up so well..I mean I was normal on H.. being sober for me, is a meme.

>Pretty sure I have BPD along w/ something else almost positive thats why H worked for me so well.. it crushed sll the cognitive dissonance and competing ideas I have

>>34678445
Hey man but you're still kicking. It's easy to fall back into bad habits, so I wish you luck. Make a long term goal and try to stick with it and work towards it. I've heard people say that helps.

>>34673166

Eating pussy is such a fucking turnoff. When I see it in porn, I instantly get disgusted. So fucking gross.

>>34678517
its really not that big of a deal for me.. my whole life has been pain and disappointment.. kicking dope was never hard Ive had to do that at least on 15 different occassions as well as being sick almost everyday until I got a shot.. another day for me really its what i knew so i didnt mind.. I find being genuinely human so confusing I have NO idea how to do it

>>34678517
being myself for me is whats so fucked.. i could have been out of this phase months ago and working again but now i gotta sit and wait to get diagnosed.. but its cool, I sort of grew out of running around and getting high

>>34678508
I know that feeling. Currently trying not to get addicted to klonopin for similar adjustment reasons. Life is a rollercoaster. On h it just felt great to, like, lose myself for a few hours in a narcotic womb, klonopin just makes me feel so absolutely normal.

>>34673166
anyone defending this cuck should kys, the man is the DOMINANT ONE, whenever he isn't he is not a man. it's as simple as that, this guy will one day be a superb bull prepper. Look at this loser bending down to her, disgusting

>>34673166
Mad jelly of that guy