How can you tell if you are a beta orbiter? I'm asking

>>34672968
100% chance you are a beta. If you talk to any girls, you are orbiting.

>>34672968
Usually if you have a crush on a girl and are considered her "best friend" or "good buddy" you're probably her beta orbiter.

Been in this situation too many times. Also seen others in it.

It never gets easier. Oneitis is a hell of a drug.

Can't i just have a casual crush on a female friend??

>>34673078
You can, that's perfectly fine, but if you're getting to the point where it's like just under the stalker threshold that's when you're in beta territory.

OK I'm a orbiting beta, huh in 6 months time I'll be a beta. As my course will be finished

>>34673045
I used to think it was okay if she didn't have a boyfriend but I don't know anymore...

This isn't fair

Are you currently "friends" with a female who hasn't shown any interest in fucking you? Because if you are, you're an orbiter, which means you're beta.

There's no such thing as an alpha orbiter

>>34673116
What about a crush on a co worker?

>>34673258
How do you know if she wants to fuck you or is just naturally affectionate?

>>34672968
If you like her, hang out with her, and aren't smashing that

>>34673284
Same rules apply, if you suspect that you're getting to stalker levels you give up and run.

What if I'm best friends with my oneitis and it's not a one way street, she really enjoys my company but she has a boyfriend that I'm also friends with and in the past she's cheated on her ex boyfriend with me and strongly hints she currently has feelings for me? Tell me /r9k/, what the fuck kind of situation is this? I think I'm being used but my god I've known this girl for eight years and I know for a fact I'm her closest friend. She's amazing but holy shit. Sorry for the blog.

>>34673300

Because if she wants to fuck you, your dick would have been inside of her. The mere fact you're asking this question should show you that you're an orbiter

>>34673448
You're just one of her closest friends and even if you really are her closest friend which I really doubt there's still that whole boyfriend thing looming there.
You know her and her boyfriend laugh about how she'll never fuck you, even though she knows you want to fuck her, right? They're literally laughing at you right now.

>>34673448
>>34674153
oh never mind if you fucked her then that's kinda different.
You're still kinda a cuck.

>>34672968
Did you spend money on her or do an activity you found boring because it involved them?

If so: You are orbiting.

>>34672968
U fucking her? No? Then you are her beta bitch.

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>>34672968
If you're wondering about it...

You probably are. Sorry you had to find out this way.

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>>34673331
what if she orbits me?

I like her, don't talk to her and never want to see her because I'm busy doing shit but she keeps trying to hang out?

is she orbiting me? forcing me to orbit her?

>>34672968
If you're trying to be more than friends and upset that you aren't you're a beta orbiter.
If you treat her like a friend you're fine.

If you're talking to a girl for over a week, and you still didn't get in her, you're an orbiter already.