whos /edgy/ here? >recipe says no more than 2 teaspoons.

>>34672746
ur crazy maine

>>34672746
What's wrong with you, anon?

That's going too far!

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>>34672746
youre breaking rules that arent ment to be BROKEN

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>>34672801
>>34672774
>>34672756
Thats only the tip of the iceberg

>waitress asks if im ready to order
>i was, but i still told her to give me a minute

>>34672855
You are reaching levels of /edge/

that have never been reached before

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>>34672855
>eat meal
>tip 10$ for some reason
>only reason i tipped 10$ is because it was in dimes and nickles

tfw someone had to count that and cause a minor inconvenience for a good reason

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>dentists recommend you brush teeth twice a day
>only brush once a day
id say one man shouldnt have this power, but i enjoy it too much hehe ;)

>>34672746
>pill bottle tells you to take 2 pills
>take 2 and a sugar pill

>>34672746
>go to local chucke cheesy to play in the ball pit and eat their new "crafted pizzas"
>after in done with my third cheese pizza, i go to the ball pit to relax and have some fun
>disgruntled wagecuck tells me to leave the comfy pit
>i dont

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>he
>he
>no

haven't seen this hilarious and original thread yet

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>thread needs a bump
>sage

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>>34673261
lel


>plebw

>>34672746

>Read about carotid artery dissection

>turn neck to the right and shake head a few times

Who else is brave enough?

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>Old lady carrying 6 bags by herself
>Only carry 5 of them for her

I CANNOT BE STOPPED