>go to safeway >at self checkout >"how many bags

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>go to a museum
>don't make a donation

>saving
>please do not turn off console
>turn off console

MOMS GONNA FREAK

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>>34672685
>>saving
>>please do not turn off console
>>turn off console

Good way to corrupt your files faggot

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>go to arbys
>ask for water cup
>fill with sprite
>police should be breaking down my door any minute

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>on escalator
>sign says keep right
>don't

>Wait for 45 minutes to get into museum
>Head right for the toilets
>Masturbate in the stall
>ejaculate on ground
>Don't wipe it up
>Leave
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>waitress asks if im ready to order
>say yes
>actually wasnt, order tendies on the fly
>comeupandgetme.webm

>>34672528
Do store owners know that people steal tons of shit from the self checkout registers? I literally take at least 4 things for free every single time I go to the store.