Congratulations, robots, you've finally gotten a gf!
However, she is far from ideal, you have 25 points to give her different traits
Smart -4
Dumb +2
qt -8
Loyal -6
Shares some of your hobbies -3
Virgin -5
Of your body type of preference -6
Fat +4 (-6 if you're into fat chicks)
Has a good career/willing to be a good housewife -4
Matches your sex drive and kinks -7
Funny -4(male) - 12
What do you choose?
can i exchange the points for something else?
>>34671368
spend the 25 points on a full days worth of tendies!
>>34671368
smart (21), loyal (15), hobbies (12), career (8), sex/kinks (1)
this game is too easy, she sounds excellent
are body preference and fat in the same category or are they separate?
>>34671368
smart
qt
loyal
shares hobbies
ez
Let's make the game a bit more real: if you are 6 feet and over, you can spent the 25 points. If you are a manlet, you get to spend only 20.
>>34671526
What do you want to have?
>>34671589
being fat is generally negative so it gives you 4 extra points. If you prefer fat girls then it automatically becomes a -6 like the other body types
>Cute (8)
>Loyal (6)
>Matches my sex drive and kinks (7)
>Has a good career (4)
>Funny (4)
That's it. The perfect girl for me.
>>34671654
>make your smart girl dumb to keep within the new point boundary
>she now only cares about physical features in a guy and dumps you
That's not how it works.
>>34671751
Wait. I fucked up. Fuck her career, then.
>>34671368
I mean, dumb is fine, really. I'm very well educated, but judged by results, I'm a complete moron. So dating an actual smart girl seems unfair to her. Same goes for "funny." I'll clean etc. for her, whatever. I think I'd have fairly vanilla taste in sex IRL, so I'd be boring for someone who wasn't the same. Any sort of body maintained in reasonably good health somewhere between thin and chubby would be fine. So here goes.
25 dumb
27 qt
19 loyal
12 shares some hobbies (marijuana, similar taste in music and art/decor e.g. Pink Floyd, 60's-type camp aesthetic, etc., DIY crafty stuff)
9 compatible sexual interests
2 You know what? Screw dumb. Fuck that shit.
0
So there you go. Give me a chill, loyal cutie stoner of vanilla tastes with whom to sit on beanbags in a shag-carpeted VW bus at the barter faire, getting high AF listening to the rain and/or Dark Side of the Moon while selling homemade wooden incense holders and knitted satchels. God, that sounds like heaven. Makes me want to get off my butt and try to make my life work again, honestly.
That was nice. Thanks for the neat idea, OP.
>>34671654
Stoner guy again. Lucky me, I'm tall AF and reasonably attractive when I try to stay fit.
>>34672020
Most women actually prefer dumb men. Dumb men should be allowed more points then smart men.
>>34671368
Smart -24
Dumb +2
qt +4
Loyal +4
Shares some of your hobbies 0
Virgin +3
Of your body type of preference +4
Fat +0 (-6 if you're into fat chicks)
Has a good career/willing to be a good housewife +3
Matches your sex drive and kinks -2
Funny -10
this was too easy
Smart(21)
qt (13)
virgin(8)
loyal(2)
Dunno why I like these threads.
+ Virgin
+ hobbies
+ loyal
+ thin
EZ choices
>>34671368
25
Dumb 27
Loyal 21
Shares some of your hobbies 18
Virgin 13
Funny 9
And I have nine points leftover so I guess I'll spend them on qt.
Male
Qt
Hobbies
Two leftover points spent on making them have good chekistry with me
>>34672136
Doesn't cute imply thin, or at least not fat?
>>34671368
Already have gf so I put it together to see how many points It gets
-33
Do I win?
>>34671368
Smart -504
Dumb +2
qt +100
Loyal +100
Shares some of your hobbies +0
Virgin +100
Of your body type of preference +100
Fat +0
Has a good career/willing to be a good housewife +100
Matches your sex drive and kinks +0
Funny -9
how am I doing?
>>34672247
>>34672247
fine if you don't mind your gf literally being retarded
>>34671368
I immediatly break up with her and go home and get high before playing some Battlefield and browsing a few boards on 4chan.