I see all these self deprecating threads talking about depressive

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>positivity
>/r9k/

Also
>being able to do anything
>/r9k/

I like the idea of this thread.

Unfortunately, there's nothing I can really do beyond the norm, besides perhaps philosophize.

I can make myself feel bad to the point of crying in minutes by just thinking about things.

I can knit cat toys for my cat

I can draw. I can do a cool party trick that deals with bending my arms back to where my hands are above my shoulder.

Unfortunately I have no parties to show off my cool party trick. I'll never be able to set off a chain of drunk people experiencing bodily injury on a, 'bet you can't do this,' challenge.

>>34670908
i can be myself

>>34671343
Knit toys for my cat please.

Can we get a picture of your knitty cat toy work?

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>>34671343
Dawwww
That's pretty sweet

>>34670908
I can call out faggot OPs

>>34670908
I can take a tremendous amount of drugs and not fuck up

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>>34671388
>>34671399
here's some. Its basic, but I enjoy making them

>>34671652
You must have a really happy cat. I'd be a happy cat if my owner made knitty toys for me. For some reason, your posts have made me grin ear to ear. This was a good feel.

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>>34670908
out of all my friends i'm the best at drawing and the best at starcraft, so I guess that counts for something. I'm not exceptional at anything yet though, hopefully drawing every day will change that

I'm not horrible at drawing I guess

>>34670908
I am black diogenes

>>34673074
Do u live in a barrel too?

>>34670908
I can play moonbase alpha at 60 fps and have a gf while being a shut-in

>>34670908
i can play the guitar at a mediocre level
i can fumble and mess up everything i try and express
i can make people think im a school shooter for no reason
i am really good at making friends with dogs

>>34673097
To a certain degree.

I enjoy playing drumset to anime music

>>34670908
>that feel when i CAN not get a gf

I like to think i'm a good listener and can tell a person's emotions by looking at them

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Im good at drawing

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>>34670908
I've gotten really good at daydreaming, about %80 of my time is spent in my thoughts, because my life is so shit, most of it with my waifu, mercy

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>tfw certified professional at a thing that I love to do
>I can into boats and vehicle maintenance
>able to drive standard transmission
>marginally more fit than most people I know
>can into building things
feels good man

>>34676311
AND NOW YOU FIND YOURSELF IN '82

>>34670908
That picture is lewd you got the original?

I am a pretty quick thinker. I also can roll some pretty decent joints. I am currently growing 4 weed plants (legal to grow where i live) which will probably be ready by April or May.

>>34676485
THE DISCO HOT SPOTS HOLD NO CHARM FOR YOU

>>34671343
>I can knit cat toys for my cat

Post cat please. We love cats.

I'm pretty good at Photoshop and vbs script

I play oboe and will be playing at Carnegie hall this June.

I'm a solid competitive pokemon player.

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>>34670908
I have an iq of 125

>>34678507
>1.666666 standard deviations above the norm.
GJ anon

I can translate Japanese slowly

I'm an awesome software engineer who works at Google.

>>34678536
I can translate Chinese

>>34670908
I can drink a lot.

encyclopedic knowledge of inane shit can talk about anything

boyish rogue charm

good grasp of patterns and systems

>Let's talk about what we CAN do.
Uh. Not much.

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>>34678418
Not gp cat. Still a good cat

>>34678545
Chinese is the worst language in the world bar none, and you know it

It's ugly in sight and sound, it's extremely complicated, and there is nothing but boring dry business documents that are half forgeries regarding crappy products that don't meet the requirements of the client that is worth translating from Chinese

i'm okay at spelling

>>34671312
Shut the fuck up neckbeard

>>34678581
Kek, Chinese is nice and the classical novels are great. The country on the other hand...

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Taught myself Hebrew and English when I was 10, by the time I was 13 I was fluent at them
Used to be good at woodwork and construction when I was 16
Was paid 50% more than most of my coworkers, and was in a higher position first month in
Have bad memory and can forget stuff easily, like my date of birth, phone number, address, people, and my name without even trying
Can attempt suicide via OD and not die
Can lose passion and get discouraged very quickly, same goes with temper and fuck up my life in a matter of less than 2 (two) minutes

>>34670908
>>34673176
>>34675973
>>34678446

Musician anons should get together online and play covers of anime music, like they do on NicoNico.

play violin
good at english lit and music analysis

Can organise stuff
Can play the guitar
Can talk to women

And yet I'm here

>>34670908
>fellow celloanon
Yes, good on you mate

>>34670908
I can get a rope and fucking hang myself