>all your family know you are a kissless virgin really

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>they actively talk about it at social gatherings

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my brother, who is one year older than me, has been with his girlfriend for 3 years; i am a khhv 21yo robot. we dont get along, and as far as i know, he doesnt care about me at all. but maybe he does.

>call my brother to ask him were he put my whatever
>turns out he's in a date with his girlfriend
>he almost shouts the following
>brother: "HAHA SO YOU SAID YOU WANNA TALK TO [girlfriend]?? SURE ILL PASS HER THE PHONE"
>b: "WHAT?? ITS MY BROTHER!! HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOUUU!!!!"
>b: "LOL DONT YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM??"
>b: "LOL I DONT KNOW; HEY YOU DO WANT TO SPEAK WITH [girlfriend] RIGHT???"
>b: "LOL YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM DONT YOU??"
>b: "I DONT KNOW, WHY DONT YOU ASK HIM?? HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!"
>b: "haha no but whats up?"

>>34668078
im gonna share another story about this cunt because im drunk, drinking, about to order a pizza, and lonely

>am in my room, jacking off, browsing r9k, or whatever it is i do in my free time
>can hear my brother and [girlfriend] in the kitchen just being jolly and whatever
>im thirsty and have no water; i dont give a shit about running into them in the kitchen because i fucking live in this place so who gives a shit
>as soon as i enter the kitchen their joyful bickering stops; they are standing next to the table that sits in the middle of the kitchen
>my brother is on one side, [girlfriend] is on the other side, standing near the jug of water
>i say hello to her as im walking to the jug and she says hello back
>as soon as i get behind her to get mu wata she literally jumps all the way next to brother; almost as if she was prancing/running away
>i face in their direction, as to not be a total sperg, and start pouring the water into my cup
>as soon as i start taking a sip i look towards them
>as soon as i do that, [girlfriend], who is now standing an inch from my brother, darts her head to the floor and crosses her arms very fast
>i am now seething with rage
>i decide to make it even more awkward and just keep standing there while taking a long sip
>neither of them will look me in the eye for longer than 1 second
>they make a pathetic attempt on what shouldnt even be called a "conversation" and they try to include me
>say "hm, i dont know" while taking a long sip
>stay there for an additional 10 seconds, the proceed to go back to my room and hate the bitch even further

i gave her no reason to act this way towards me. she was like this from day one.

>>34668596
>>as soon as i do that, [girlfriend], who is now standing an inch from my brother, darts her head to the floor and crosses her arms very fast
I would have just said what the fuck is your problem?

>>34667814
I plan to not attend family gatherings again until I'm not a pile of shame anymore

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>>34667814
>tfw sister's getting married soon
>she asks who my +1 is gonna be

>>34668877
So basically never again. You know that people like us won't change.

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>>34668596
>keep standing there while taking a long sip
alpha as fuck. well done

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>>34668825
i guess im too much of a pussy to do so. ill try harder next time to stand my ground, anon.

>>34669108
thats very appreciated! thanks!

>>34669838
I'm too much of a prissy to talk to women too, but if they're already total cunts that I'm not interested in at all I have no problem telling them to fuck off. Hate is hate.