>23rd birthday >still a virgin >On top of that, your

>>34667507
Have a (You) as a present.

And maybe my dubs as well.

>>34667534
Ahh so close , Anon

So close

But I do appreciate the (you)

I'll just bump with how my day went

>20 mins before my birthday
>just got home from work and saw my mom lying on the couch watching TV
>didn't want to gloat or say anything but I do like some positive attention for once
>"Hey so I'm turning 23 in a few mins"
>"Yea 23 and you have no job. I bet you don't even have a dollar in your bank account "
>that_hit_right_in_the_feels.jpg
>sit down with my hand on my head thinking about my life
>got up and go to my nephew and his stoner friends
>mentionedy birthday and they all were happy for me
>felt good
>he spares me some weed to smoke
>smoked it and walked to macs to get snacks
>came back and watched Breaking Bad
>slept mid way
>got up and went to work

>>34667844
>got home from work
>"you don't have a job"
>feel bad for me r9k

Are you autistic they're literally one or two lines from each other

>>34668037
Maybe she meant "real job?" It still comes across as a little odd given the other context, but that's all that I can think of.

>>34667507
Haha, I just turned 23 and am still a virgin. I not a deadbeat loser though.

>>34668037
>>34668086
Forgot to mention. I have a new job, but my mom didn't know. I didn't really bother to tell her anyways

>>34668176
>I have a new job
What do you do, anon? I'm about to turn 21 and will still be a lonely kissless virgin. Birthdays suck and I prefer not to think about them as it's just a reminder of how long I've been an unhappy loser.

>>34668325
>What do you do, anon?
I'm a cook. I've been fired 4x from restaurants so here's goes giving the 5th time a charm.

>I'm about to turn 21 and will still be a lonely kissless virgin. Birthdays suck and I prefer not to think about them as it's just a reminder of how long I've been an unhappy loser

Had similar feeling when I turned 21 and still do. Despite the new job, I don't have anything to show that I'm mature and independent. I do try, but it's not enough for my family. I just want to get my life together. A gf can come way later

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>>34667507
Anon, just do a decent hooker, go on your local sp review site

>inb4 ego too high to allow it

>>34668436
>I just want to get my life together
What does that involve? If I stay on the path I'm on I'll be able to make a nice fiat down payment on a home and completely support myself. Would I be happy? Is that what "getting your life together" looks like? Don't think that would change my outlook on life or ability to interact with my peers.

>>34668533
Fiat down payment > fat down payment.

My phone is retarded.

>>34668533
>Would I be happy? Is that what "getting your life together" looks like?

>still employed
>going or done school
>learn how to drive
>learn social interaction
>be able to move out and afford to live on my own


Basic shit