>his dick can't span 1/2 a woman's torso Do you

>>34662991
>He has a working dick.
Top kek.
Everyone knows in 2017 you require a feminine penis forged with years of estrogen.
You're literally a cuck that will never get a gf fuccboi.

I unironically agree with this. Women cannot truly see a man as being sexually desirable if he doesn't have a large (not just normal or average) dick.

>>34662991

>implying I care if a woman enjoys having sex

What are you, some kind of cuck? All I care about is sticking my dick in them. Them enjoying it isn't part of the deal.

You need to remember that some of these people with 7"+ have pencil dicks. A nice fat 6" would be much more satisfying.

>>34663162
True that.
If you can't pass the TP test, there's no point in having a long dick.

Everyone agrees that women like taller and bigger guys, but when you talk about dick size all you hear are excuses.

Truth is bigger is always better in every way, and once a girl has had a big dick its really hard for her to go back and enjoy.

>>34662991

I mean yeah. A lot of women have a minimum requirement of 7 inches. They get it too usually since every guy is looking to fill a hole. But truthfully the statistical norm in like 5.5"-6". Maybe like 10% are at or over 7". If you're average just pray that you're girthy enough and get swole so you are able to employ all of your muscular strength while fucking. Life is an unfair game.

>>34663192
>tfw you fail the TP by literally millimeters
A-at least I have my hight, r-right?

>>34663382
Depends.
Are you over 6'3"?

>tfw 9 inches
Sucks to be you fags, 3 months of staying off this site and I bumped into this shitty thread

Wew

>>34663098
at least not hot ones. uggos don't really care if you're half decent looking

>>34663156
>people unironically think being terrible at sex is """"alpha""""

>tfw 6 inch pencil dick
at least there isn't any point in trying

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>>34663481
Ahhh! Golem get ye gone!

>>34663615
Don't mock big lenny bro he's super duper nice

>>34663481
>he has a pencil dick

>replying to b8 threads with serious replies

www.reddit.com

>>34662991

c-caw originally123

>>34662991
>tfw 5 inch baby dick :((jnnjknbsa

I have 5.5 - 6 inch dick but hope to jelq it to 7 inches.

Otherwise I'm pretty much perfect (6'3'', handsome, rich, fit as fuck, etc...).

If I jelq my dick to 7 inches I will be ACTUALLY, LITERALLY perfect. There will be no flaws.

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>All these liars ITT
You'll catch more flys with honey than vinegar, anons.

>>34663192
>>34663162
>tfw 5.5x6
Maybe I really would benefit from that ligament slicing thing

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>>34665120
You catch the most flies with a huge pile of garbage. Maybe catching flies isn't what you should be doing.

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Does it really matter if you will never get to use it anyway?

I had a 6 inch dick until I was about 17ish and it late bloomed into a fat 8 incher. The confidence it has given me I would not trade for the world, I know in most cases I have every guy in the room beat. And yes word does get around that you're packing, girls tell their friends and I end up fucking them too. The power or a large dick is amazing.

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>A characteristic that only shows at the end of the courting process is the most important
Pretty face is more important. hell, you can get laid more if you have a perfect femenine face than if you have a horrible masculine one.
Femchad always wins.
Pic not illustrative but let's laugh at pewdiepie's biceps for a moment

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>>34665161
Maybe telling people you have a big cock and not putting it to use isn't what (You) should be doing.

>>34665319
Life is not anime. Women prefer masculine men. Don't be dumb.

>>34665409
I'm pretty masculine, I work up a whole body of sweat with my gym bros 4 times a week! Then we go into the shower and giggle while towel whipping each others.

>>34665172
I'm 25 and waiting for my dick spurt. When will it come?

6x4 here.

Here we all are looking at another fucking cock talking about what women want. We deserve to be neutered.

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>>34665333
Looks like you checkmated me.

Everyone worrying about dick size. If you got a girl to want to see your penis, chances are she probably won't care much about it's size.

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>>34665172

>tfw growth was stunted at age 15 due to suppressed testosterone levels
>tfw I would have been a Chad with a large dick if my retard mother didn't ruin me

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>>34665585
Well now I feel bad. Don't worry too much, anon, I'm sure your dick is nice and fat.

>>34665606
No one in here actually has a big cock cause they would spill the beans on their shit sex life of mostly bj's and hj's and their constant struggle to find a girl who can comfortably take their dick while at the same time, not be an unfaithful slut.

>>34665607
Did mommy and you wear a Kellogg's brand chastity belt?

>>34665732
They have seroquel now lmao.

>>34665732

No, she put me on psychiatric meds. I only found out later that they screwed up my testosterone levels.

Gonna be real
>7 inch dick
>4.5 girth
>My pointer finger and thumb fit loosely around it
JUST
also
>5 inches visible due to being fat

>>34665319
Masculaine faces with a couple of very feminine features are actually supposedly the most attractive. Plus highly masculized faces can still be very ugly

I've been able to keep a relantionship with a girl for over a year with my laughable penis. But, in the end, she dumped me. Can't really blame her, though. I'd do the same if I were her.

>>34665409
Do they? Seems weird -- they spend so much effort dolling themselves up to peacock to others and then they take chads that dont care too much past the natural bit.

do they actually love the men theyre with, or is it just more peacocking?

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>>34662991

>Hi, r9k! Supergirl here! I came here to tell you to NEVER give up on yourself, even if you have a micropenis. I happen to enjoy getting fucked by a tiny pecker, you can see me taking one from my bf in the fappening! He's really attractive though, so that helps. Well anyways, gotta fly, good luck out there!!

>>34666869
Do you think Supergirl can crush her partner's penis when she has an uncontrollable orgasm?

>>34666997
in which way? Anally?

>>34665054
7 isn't perfect bro, neither is 6'3". 6'1" and 8x6 is

>>34663192
My dick pretty much fills it out width-wise, but depth is pretty flat. 5" ish girth

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>mfw Im still a man even by fuckboy OPs standards

>>34665172
I have a 5 inch dick that stopped growing at 14, so pissed

>>34665825
>5 inches visible due to being fat
so... you actually have a 5 inch dick then?

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>>34662991
anon is angry because his crush thinks his dick is big and gross unlike a normal 5.5

for you people agreeing and saying that women only like bigger dicks.

think about all the "flat is justice" people.

"but muh factual facts that i made up in muh head!"

no. not every woman wants a big dick.

when a gay guy buys a dildo, he doesn't always reach for the $200 15 inch thundercock.

you people are retarded.

>>34668696
no you don't know how being fat works.

when you're fat, like 2 inches of your dick can be discovered by pushing fat around your dick back. or just losing weight.

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>>34662991
I'm the same size and black. Should I use the bbc meme to lose my v-card?

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>>34669307
>not every woman wants a big dick
>r-right?
How would you know what women want? You've never touched one.

>virgin shittalk

The average vagina is like 4" deep, length is far less important than girth.

For some women a 7" dick would be considered too long as it would just basically be stabbing her insides

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>>34662991
>7.1 inch dick
too bad I'm socially retarded

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>>34662991
>7" is the minimum dick length to be considered a man

Truest words ever spoken OP.

>>34669307
>not every woman wants a big dick.

I think may be technically true, like 2-5% don't. But come on, man, we both know you're just kidding yourself

>>34669647
>The average vagina is like 4" deep
Announcing your post as virgin shit talk was unnecessary.

>>34669647
O rly? Because I'm 9", have fucked several women and not one time was I unable to get in all the way.

>>34663192
I pass the tp test but im pretty sure i still have a slim jim

the true reality: no girl really cares about ur dick's appearance when its time to whip it out, unless its like a micropeen, or if it looks really gross or abnormal.
Huge dick is def+++ points, but really anything 5-6 inches is more than acceptable.

t. gay guy who has gfs

>>34662991

Go display your insecurities somewhere else, OP. You aren't fooling anyone.

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>>34663162
>You need to remember that some of these people with 7"+ have pencil dicks.

just leave me alone you piece of shit
we do I keep coming to this board

>>34670124
>5-6 inches is more than acceptable
lmao maybe in Japan

>>34671019
>mfw will never have a qt 3.14 4'7 Asian girl to make my penis look huge in her small dainty hands