>lived in a group home as a teenager
>bedtime was 9:30
>would always hide and stay up until 9:31
Who else /devilish/ here?
>have two dogs
>say "who are my good dogs"
>never tell them who
>it's them
>therapist asks if i was molested
>tell him i wasn't
>i was
>>34659989
>order medium meal from MacDees
>say large meal
>say medium meal
>say large meal
>say cancel
>order 30 large fries
>say cancel
>they hang up
wagie does this to himself
>go to shop to get a drink
>shopkeeper tells me to have a good day
> I don't
>in 8th grade
>would always leave assignments up to the last day
>always leaves a few assignments unfinished
>then say that teacher didn't give us enough time
>parents send letter to principal
>>34659989
>press any key to continue
>click the mouse button instead
>>34660563
>rapist asks if i was molested
>tell him i wasn't
>i was
>>34659989
>>lived in a group home as a teenager
Fucking hell, I'm sorry anon
>Go to twitch
>Purposely find a stream with less than 10 viewers
>Say "sup"
>>34660936
truly the worst
origami
>>34660936
>go to twitch stream
>find a guy whose only viewer is his bot
>stay and make friends with him
>>34661002Immediately leave as soon as they start talking
I remember when these threads used to have legitimate mischief.
>work at 5 in the morning
>on my way there, I drive to some random normie neighborhood
>honk my horn for a good 10 seconds and then speed away
>>34659989
TALK ABOUT IRONY :
When I was a kid my mother always used to tell me to tie my shoe laces or I would 'trip and poke my eye out'...
Strangely enough my entire life I have heard that old axiom, but have never seen anybody actually trip on their shoelaces and fall down.... Let alone to poke their eye out...
But one day I was making a face just to be silly... A really weird stupid scary expression what is my eyes closed and I was making a 'sneer' like a pirate with one side of my face...
Suddenly, I realized that my face had 'stayed that way', and no matter how hard I tried to make my face go back to normal I couldn't get this expression off my face ever again.. it was permanent...
I was so upset and that my shoe laces came untied spontaneously, and when I tried to run down the street crying, I actually tripped over my untied shoelaces, and ironically landed face first on a ballpoint pen that just so happened to be standing UPRIGHT in the middle of the road, and and the ballpoint pen went directly into my eye and blinded me forever...
That's the good news...
The bad news is I can't get an erection without a bucket of billygoat feces under my bed, and a Justin Bieber CD playing.
>>34661200
>goes to /devilish/ thread
>sees all other posts are greentexted
>doesn't greentext
>go to store 5 minutes to closing
>say I'll just be a minute
>grab a shopping cart and slowly roll down every aisle, grabbing lots of random things
>10 minutes after closing, wagecucks repeatedly tell me they're closing the registers in a minute
>know this is bullshit and they can't do anything, they have to let me stay until I'm finished or I can report their ass to corporate
>45 minutes after closing, bring cart to register
>they scan everything
>say I forgot my wallet and leave
>>34661348
xXx666SATAN999xXx
>obnoxious namefag still isn't permabanned
hiroshimoot pls
>dad calls to know how im doing
>tell him that fine but tired because i've been studying hard
>actually spent the last days watching netflix and masturbating
>>34661348
>>34661348
ABSOLUT Cruelty.