Cringiest and most embarrasing stories you can muster up (preferably

>>34659660
Well
(You) first.

>>34659677
when i was a kid i wet myself a lot because i was afraid to go the toilet

how's that

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>>34659719
I used to hold my shit in for days at a time. My record was nearly a week and it felt like getting torn apart. My mommy insisted on wiping my ass for me to make sure it was squeaky clean. She'd even squeeze her index finger in and wiggle it inside to make sure my colon was spotless. She stopped when I was 14. I literally never had a chance in this life.

In an airplane I picked my nose and tried to flick it in the seat behind me. The mom tapped me on the shoulder "Hey, don't do that." There was a small kid behind me.

I shat myself in 5th grade. Luckily, no one saw that I did.

>>34659660
I attempted to make chloroform with a chemistry kit I had for Christmas. I waited till one of my cousins had got drunk enough and fallen on her bed on new years then I put the rag with the home made chloroform in her mouth.
As I was groping her tits, she eat the rag.
She was actually asleep and had felt me stuff the rag in her mouth.
She sat up really quickly, so I couldn't yank her top down in time.
I've never been allowed out of my room on New Years since.

>>34660132
kek'd, there's no way that's real.

>>34660652
It was 1995, I have no pics.
You'll have to take my word.

>>34660032
Bet they smelled it though, nice