reminder that your life could be a lot worse all i need to say

If the one on the right stopped being a fat fuck, the difference would be much smaller.

>>34655092
my sister is legit 9/10

guy on the left looks like an effeminate faggot.

styling your hair is so damn gay.

>>34655092
that guy on the right looks kinda good though.

>>34655092
Impossible. The Gods could never be this cruel

>>34655818
Its so gay yet he is drowning in pussy and here you are.

At least he still has his hair. That's something. Also, the difference is somewhat offset by Chad being a faggot.

>>34656244
do you know him?
what you know is jack shit.

>>34656272
stop coping so hard faggot

>>34656272
Yeah hes my friend actually I'm OP. I'm friends with his brother. Nice try though virgin maybe if you looked like him you could get some.

>>34655092
So how do you deal with selfies? If I ever see my sibling again she will want to take a selfie. Am I supposed to ignore that I am ugly as shit and that she just wants to look good next to retarded me?

Oh really ?
>Raised by a single mother
>have a younger sister (only 2 years mind you)
>shit she gets away with because mommy's little princess
>At least I could hook my chav brother in a gabber when he pisses me off.

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>>34655092
If the one on the right got some skin care and fixed his chubface a bit he would look perfectly fine.

Besides, the guy on the left looks like Ricky Martin, I'm honestly intimidated.
How could anybody fuck that and NOT feel insecure?
I sound like a girl, don't I?

>>34655817
same situation. my sis is a stacey and im an autistic manlet robot. My sister has been in a relationship since high school and is an accountant and a good christian qt3.14.. I'm a 22 year old khv hiki asocial agrophobic pothead degenerate furry atheist weeb english major

>>34656301
i don't believe you.
nice try lying on the internet, you don't know shit.

>>34655818

Here's the thing: he could put on a hipster beard and canadian Lumberjack clothes and girls would still rationalize it as being cool, because he looks good.

> This haircut is worn by professionnal playa
> Don't attempt this haircut at home or at school
> Stay safe, don't try this

all the right one has to do is get /fit/. He has roughly the same genetic framework as the left.

>>34656303
I don't have social media and block my face with my hand or act alarmed and distressed whenever anyone pulls out a phone and looks like they're going for a picture

>>34655817
Fucking this

>Wow your daughters are so beautiful
>Oh thats YOUR son, he must be smart

>>34656366
>>34655818
>>34656272
Holy shit dude dat cope.

Do you want some peanut butter with that jelly?