Any italian robots here at all? Pic related, in my local

what's italian cuisine like

>lasagne, pizza, pasta, great ice cream, coffe, decent croissants

I think it is the best aspect of this country

>>34652602
>>34652613
fucking italians, sparsely covered shitload of bread i counted 27 slices of mushrooms and they charge like 2 euro for that fucking shit and the cheap ham

>>34652707
Well it really depends my friend! This pizza is from a bakery so it is pretty much what you described, but a restaurant's pizza is superb

>>34652744
pizza is faux-italian memefood desu i meant real italian cuisine

>>34652809
Shit ton of pasta, cheese, cured meats and different types of bread.

>>34652809
I'd say it's the staple of Italian cuisine, especially in Italy... Other than the pizza and the other foods I mentioned we have great meat (I'm from Tuscany and we have Chianti meat which is considered relatively expensive but not so much that the average guy couldn't afford it), great wine and overall I'd say that we're pretty much set on the culinary part... Where are you from anon?

>>34652602

Italians where on the Nazi side during the war! everyone forgets that. Don't make friends with Italians.

>>34652744
I actually prefer pizza from my bakery than from most of the restaurants around here.

Anyway ciao robots, buona domenica

Not Italian, but I'm from Italy's only colony. You guys were alright, till Mussolini(fuck that guy). Can you even guess?

>>34652879
O ciao di dove sei?

>>34652885
Sandniggerland?

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>>34652744
>has a local bakery
for most Americans, the only breads available are poor quality sliced breads, other shit tier packaged breads, or stale "artisanal" breads. thankfully, I am one of the lucky ones, when I have the time/can afford it I always get bread from this place, and it's always far better than bread I get anywhere else

>>34652927
Why is everything oversized in this picture
A croissant is not supposed to be that big

>>34652893
parte nord della Lombardia. Tu?

>>34652952
Because 'muricah's been to the moon bitch

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>>34652927
In Italy bread (like every other food) has very distinct regional variations.
pic related isi superior sicilian bread "vastedda" with panelle

>>34652952

croissants are that big in America, faggot.

>>34652927
>edible schoolyard loaf
>have to put edible on bread
really americans?

>>34652977
Firenze purtroppo

>>34652991
why don't you call it a "liberty c-bread" then
culinary cucks

>>34652602
>panifico
Sure you're Italian, compare?

>>34652871
>implying that's bad
The only bad thing is how the Axis lost

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>just baked some pizza napoletana

Cyborg in ascolto, salve

buongiorno cuccioli :3, come siete oggi? tutto bene?

Ciao amici, robot da Verona qui

>>34652871
jew spotted

originalissimo

tanto lo so che siete tutti normie

>>34652613

It's great if you love too much garlic and/or tomato.

Sto imparando italiano
Di dove siete?

There is an Italian girl that posts on /int/.

>>34652885
Eritrea? Albania?

>>34652707
It's supposed to fill you enough, if your stomach is human sized at least.

>>34652871
Qualcuno ha dimenticato di pulire delle ceneri, e' goldblatt?
>>34652602
>panifico
panificio.

Ricordamento che tutto cio' che e' sotto le marche e la toscana e' Africa.

>>34654831
if you're talking about the weeb retard, it's not a girl

>>34654696
sentiamo quanto sei robot tu

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>tfw these fucking amerifats think that's real Italian food
>Tfw they don't know it's more Mediterranean than anything
>Tfw they'll never have lasagna bolegnese
>Tfw they'll never have veal marsala with homemade demiglace
>Tfw they only eat the taco Bell of Italian food
>But instead of different mixes of beef lettuce salsa and cheese it's beef parmesan and Tomato sauce

>>34654939
Op here
So che si scrive panificio, caspita
Anche le marche=Africa

>>34652602
Porcaccia la troia allora gli italiani su r9k esistono!

>>34654746
We actually don't use much garlic, it's a stereotype. Other countries like Sweden, Usa, Britain use A LOT more garlic than we do.
We do use a lot of tomato tho

>>34655611
What was Italian cuisine like before tomatoes were introduced in Europe?

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From Bonci in Rome, their stuff costs a shitton, but damn, melts my mouth.

>>34655729
That's a nice question, I am gonna check since I am not sure about the answer

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Ma voi altri riuscite a scopare in Italia?
Dio bono ma queste ragazze vanno solo con pochi eletti

>>34655778
Io si, ma sono stato un anno in Svezia e se qua per dire ti fai 10 ragazze l'anno su in Scandinavia te ne fai 100

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>>34655815
Quindi ti sei fatto 100 ragazze?

>>34655815
Comincio a disperarmi.
Ho un lavoro fisso, ho una macchina, non sono manco brutto ne grasso. Ma niente nessuna me la da. Ho provato di tutto ma loro preferiscono tipi che bestemmiano sempre, quelli fighi e truzzi, e quelli con la bella macchina. Sono depresso in questo paese di merda

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I love living in Italy but young people, specially when on the internet, are the fucking worst.
The most normalfag community of them all, unless you count angsty teenagers, but those are even worse to interact with.

Also Romics and co are total garbage.

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>>34652602

looks like fucking shit tbqh

>>34655815
reeee fuori di qui normie

Sono stato a Stoccolma l'anno scorso e mi e' sembrato che le svedesi non fossero poi cosi belle come le dipingono in Italia, confermi o e' solo una mia impressione?

>tfw il robot mi censura gli accenti

>>34655970
Io sono stato nell'estremo nord e la fauna locale era degna di nota, davvero un quantitativo di figa notevole
>>34655917
Solo una decina purtroppo

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>>34656093
Allora cosa fai qui?

how do i get a lasagna making canoli eating gf

>>34652602
Thats way too much bread. Looks like something an american would make.

Are all you italians going to talk about is food?

come dicevo, siete tutti normie

>>34653777
Forza Napoli (ironically)