Holy shit you guys really are pretty fucking evil. I think I've

eh maybe elaborate?

R9k is a bucket of crabs. Nobody here wants anyone else to improve because it makes them feel better that they're not the only failures.

>>34650566
>either you guys are a bunch of malicious bastards who are intentionally trying to make people as miserable as you are. Or just incredibly naive and can't comprehend the truth that humans are inherently social creatures.
What made you come to this conclusion exactly?

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>>34650566
pic related proofs nothing
we reserved that post you memein fuck just look at

>>34650566
This makes me so proud to be both a leaf and a robot

>>34650643

Many robots I've known shun social interaction as "Normie shit" you had me convinced for a short while but I've moved past that now. But the fact of the mater is that even if your autistic or have some other form of social retardation you will have fun with other people.

>>34650630

How so, I thought I was fairly clear.

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>>34650633
Can I be the king crab who lives at the bottom of the pile?

>>34650696
you were clear when you answered the other guy, but do you seriously think robots were deliberately telling you not to interact becuase they want you, who they will never meet, to be miserable?

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>>34650737
no, fuck you, I wanna be the crab king who lives at the bottom of the pile FUCK YOU

>>34650745

It postulate that it is a form of sadomasochism for some, but honestly that was the less serious answer, I believe many are simply naive. You don't need to be terrified of asking someone out, because unless they are way out of your league they almost certainly won't mind.

>>34650696
I really don't understand what point you are trying to make. What happened? You seem to dislike r9k but you don't seem to be able to articulate what you dislike about it.

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>>34650737
>>34650757
Move aside knaves for I am the most unfortunate crab in the bucket, that spot is mine I tell ya!

>>34650812

It's just really kind of blackpilled, everone seems to be too miserable for their own good, you all seem like genuinely nice people but its like you wont let yourself be happy.

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>robot tries to improve his life
>give him bad advice

>robot tries to get a gf
>give him bad advice

>robot tries to leave board
>mock him

>put seeds of insecurity into robots so they never try anything new

>>34650832
Because nobody here is even miserable. It's all a act. There's no robots here. You seen the uni threads? Everyone is pretending to be sad, while going to parties every week and having great sex lives. It's all a big fucking joke.

>>34650938

Well if thats the truth you had me sold along, maybe this was just an example of my gullibility.

>>34650832
Most of us are nice but we aren't keeping ourselves from being happy, we're social rejects. Some of us can come to terms of it, some of us can't.

And then there's people like >>34650938 describes who are failed normies who fit what you said to a T.

>tfw leaf stole the most recent get
holy fuck non-leafs just end your lives already this is the moose millenium

>>34651001

It was a pretty good get though, "Trudeau will fall"

>>34651001
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>>34650737
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>>34650630


I wish you all well and hope you are able to overcome your disadvantage and lead a fulfilling life, all the best.

I really want close friends, a romantic relationship, and eventually my own family. However it doesn't seem in the cards for me, I've been stuck this way too long.

>>34651069
I mis read OP post so I feel dumb now
and thanks anon
good luck