What's the biggest thing you've ever put up your

>>34650492
3 pens and a sharpie at the same time

>>34650492
>What's the biggest thing you've ever put up your ass, robots?
fingers

need to try something bigger desuyo, it had no effect

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>>34650492
my dildo

but desu i prefer sticking it in my mouth

>>34650607
>putting something in your mouth that was inside your ass
come on man

I've never put anything in my bum, feels good to have maintained my purity.

>>34650647
Aren't you curious to engage in a little anal degeneracy after hearing how good assgasms feel from other anons?

>>34650741
Not really no, I'm pretty sure that's a psyop to push faggotry.

>>34650492
big carrot desu

haven't done anal for a long time because I'm lazy and too much prep involved

>>34650795
It is, putting stuff up ur ass probably has soke psychological effect that makes you more of a fag
Dont fall for ass meme

Member when anons fell for heroin meme dont do it

>>34650492
Stan the T.Rex (L)

I prefer my Cockatrice (M) though.

>>34650492
Mandingo's moulded dildo... it's thick af

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>>34650820
>Member when anons fell for heroin meme dont do it
It's not a meme if it feels good just like cumming with your butt

>>34650826
>Stan the T.Rex (L)
how much lube did you need to get that in?

>>34650884
25-50ml externally, 50-75ml internally depending on the viscosity I make, not including what I've prepped with (usually Xar (M)).

That's about the same as the Cockatrice, but T.Rex is very hard to get in/move around due to the head size. I can only do it on cowgirl / doggystyle positions.

>>34650972
Christ, how many dragon dildos do you own?

>>34650492
>What's the biggest thing you've ever put up your ass, robots?
My job

a nurse's finger

she was cute so even though it was uncomfortable I felt satisfied knowing part of her cute girl day had to be spent looking at my filthy asshole

>>34650985
I only own those 3 from BD, but I also own a Zetapaws Akita & various butt plugs.

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>>34650492
A 9 inch metal trophy or the handle end of a metal baseball bat. I was a horny as fuck kid who had found a lot of lube.

>>34650492
I'm pretty casual, just four fingers.

>>34650637
Maybe he cleans it in boiling water.

>>34650994
This, folks, is the correct answer