for a robot9000 board this board sure does have the same fucking

Really gets the neurons fired up

>50 threads of "WHY CAN'T YOU GET A GF, ANON"
>50 threads of "WHY CAN'T I GET A GF BROS"
>50 trap threads

>>34649001
BIG BLACK DICK AM I RIGHT

>>34648707
I'm 6'4 educated black man wit a big dick and big nuts.

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>>34650071
wtf me to

There used to be lots of greentext stories threads some years ago when I visited. I started browsing /r9k/ again this January and I see none. Where did they go?

>>34648707

ENGRAVE THIS UPON A TITANIUM PLAQUE AND PUT IT ON THE MOON WHERE NO ONE MAY FORGET IT:

ANY ATTEMPT AT INFLUENCING IMAGEBOARD CULTURE WILL RESULT IN IT BECOMING LESS LIKE YOU WANT

>ban people for "shitposting"
>you overuse it so it becomes a meme/religious calling and turns into an entire culture

>get mad at copypasta, try to create a board without copypasta
>the only infinite thing in the universe is human sadness so the board becomes a human sadness board

YOU WILL NEVER WIN

>>34650213
WHATEVER YOU ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF WILL BE REPLACED BY SOMETHING WORSE, GUARANTEED

>no trap threads
>instead, a million femanon here/chubbychaser threads

YOU WILL NEVER WIN