I got invited to a party by this foreign Asian girl. There's

Why not? You can feel like a tall Chad for once.

>>34645787
>cheese pizza
For what purpose, roastie? It isn't like it's cheaper than 1 topping pizza. Get some olives or peppers whore.

What the fuck else would you do instead?

>>34645787
you will feel extremely awkward and out of place and be ignored when you try to ingratiate yourself into their groups

the girl who invited you will say hi so glad you came and then promptly abandon you.

BRRRRRRRRTRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>34645878
dont you make fun of my roastie this semen demon is too high test

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>>34645787
in the words of this man courting black voters

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?"

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>>34645849
>>34645884
They might exclude me because I'm American and don't speak Asian

>>34645904
That's what I'm feeling man, my goal was to get really drunk and lose the fucks to care, but it might not work

>>34645963
just say ni hao to demonstrate you are making an effort to understand their culture. they will really appreciate that and open up to you.

>>34645963
if you're really a robot this could actually be an advantage. i knew a lanky faggot who couldn't talk to girls but he started having success because he would go to really loud clubs where no one would notice his autism

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Fuck it

I'm going and I'm 90% sure it will be disappointing sitting in a circle playing a drinking game or some shit

>>34646206
>>34645963
>>34645787

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>PFFFFT

Pizza farts are the best. More of this angel?

>>34646206
Now that you fag decided to go, please dump more of this pizza angel.

>>34646206
>wasting crust and large piece of normal pizza attached to it

i wish i could heem this slag

>>34645787
funny you mention that. i got invited to a superbowl party tomorrow and its going to be all middle eastern ppl/indians supposedly. lol. not sure if i should go. seems awkward

>>34645787
my god
how is this a question
fucking normies coming to taunt us
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34646315
I thought Arabs and Indians are more open to different people

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>>34646286
wat up doo

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>american pizza

mama mia in Italy you would be put in the brazen bull for displaying this failed cultural appropriation

>>34646315
go
definetely

For all the people who get invited to all foreign parties being white, you must go, your status level raises by at least 2 points, more if you know how to control the situation, chicks love white guys
this is coming from a white guy in argentina (full of spics), just remember to be superior, be arrogant dont be a pussy or it could end wrong

>>34645787
>>34646206

Get this disgusting 3d trash out of here.

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>>34646371
too much wmma

>>34646412
Here we go again, my my.......

>>34645787
You should kill your self for even considering going.
Fucking pedo.

>>34646206
>>34645963
>>34645787
Wait...

Is this that autistic girl who covered herself in peanut butter on YouTube?

>>34645787
Why not. Asians are cool people. Be confident it's no different than any other party.

>>34645787
Eh, why not? There were a bunch of foreign exchange students at my high school from China and they were actually pretty fun to hang out with even if they could only speak in broken English. That's purely anecdotal though. :^)

>>34647241
Kek.