dubs decides what text i send to my boyfriend >im 18 year

first things first

post boipussy

I love you
obviously

>>34643083
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN THE SLEEP TONIGHT

"I just let three niggers breed my hole"

Send him the lyrics to Toxic by Britney Spears

>>34643271
lucky her

>>34643083
"Kill yourself, i honestly mean it"

Tell him that you're going to kill yourself
Every relationship needs a little bit of drama here and there

>>34643083
Wanna come over and nap?

>>34643083
You're a fag and a disgrace, good luck with your homo problem, i'm straight now.

>>34643370
Damn, it doesn't get any better than this
Rerolling for anon

>>34643376
OFF BY ONE REEEEE

rerolling

>>34643392
idk if it does, we had a fight the other day.
we were having sex, he came, and he didnt help me finish, so i didnt bother.

>>34643451
>getting in fights over sex
sex is irrelevant
you're gonna miss the missed snuggle opportunities once it's all over

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ur cock is small lol

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>>34643083
I'm leaving you for a fellow Trap, your kind just can't understand me.

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your gay lol
adsadahedfadj

Apologize for the fight that you had

we're both disgusting. we should spend some time talking about how to cultivate more shame in our own lives.

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I'm leaving you because I decided to stop being a faggot, kys.

>>34643636
We should steal alcohol, get drunk and pee and poop in socially unacceptable places
Then we can go out into the woods and fuck until dawn

>>34643083
"I have a confession to make. I have a shit eating fetish. Can i eat your shit?"

dubs demands this

>>34643083
"I have HIV."

I want to wrap you up in my arms and never let you go

>>34643698
Close but no cigar

Hand over the fucking dubs, pally

I just want you to let you know that I love you.

>>34643370
I'm also gonna roll for this one so I can live vicariously through another couple

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way through the crowd~

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time-
Would pass me by?

Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just
See
You
Tonight~!!!

>>34643083
>/pol/ was right, i am breaking up with you and going full 14/88.
>you will hang on the highest tree with all the other faggots on the day of the rope.

either one, take your pick

>>34643698
Rolling for this
Originolli

>>34643083
"I'm sorry. Get checked."

>>34643083
I love you so much. I ly awake at night thinking about you, striking my dick.

I'll always remember us, even when I'm old and even if we have a shitty breakup

>>34643083
"I just got tested and I found out I have HIV."

>>34643802
reroll, will give up if kek does not bless me this time.

>>34643271
kjhladskjdshdskjhdsadsadsa

Man, I really want to kiss your face and see your smile

>>34643083
lol you're dating a guy you fag

I'm on /r9k/. Please convince me to leave that shitty site forever before it ruins my mind.

>>34643083
"I have something to tell you. I cheated on you a few months ago and I just got tested, I'm HIV positive."

If you want to stay with me you're going to need to get castrated.

>>34643807
rerll

>>34643083
"Goddamnit these fags take forever to roll dubs."

I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?

I wanna get away~
To our sweet escape~
I wanna get aaaawaaay~~~
Yeeeaah~

You melt me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on lets bounce
I'm counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around
Let's look for some common ground

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>>34643083
>this is what I do with my free time :)

>>34643698

pls don't mute me again hiro

I can't stay with you, I'm sorry. I need black cock.

>>34643083
I'm heading to the Church of Kek tonight, wanna join me?

>>34643083
"I have something to tell you. I cheated on you a few months ago and I just got tested, I'm HIV positive."

REROLLING

>>34643938
If I could escape
And recreate a place with my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever
Perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?

I just got tested HIV positive. You fucking lied to me didn't you?

long story short I cheated on you and was tested hiv positive before I fucked you <insert when you had sex the last time>

wow no dubs yet?
reroll for this then
>>34643991

I can't believe there have been no dubs yet!
I love you

I've got a gun in my hand, I'm about to blow my brains out the moment this text sends. It was nice knowing you.

>>34643083
"I have something to tell you. I cheated on you a few months ago and I just got tested, I'm HIV positive."

Its crazy no one got dubs yet

I'm pregnant.

You're not the father.

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know what I'm meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will become clear?
I'm being taken over by the fear

>>34643083
"I want to eat your shit."

ndeddedededededg

>>34644055
>boring lyrics win
As expected.

>>34644055
YESSSSS!!! SHITTY SONG LYRICS WIN