>tfw I want to be killed unintenionally by an attractive female.

Because you post screenshots OP, you don't deserve it

>>34641489
I wanted to crop it.
I dont have the energy to do shiy anymore.

I ate gatbage the otherday.
Just let me die.

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>>34641489
Look I fixed it see.
I made a suitable absurdist reaction image prepped to convey abstact mental horror.

Please let medie the way I want now.

>>34641631
You could take a hitman out on yourself?

>>34641735
I may not be pathetic and desperate for a gf like 89% of the board.
But id be lying if I said I didnt prefer at least one tolerable intimate encounter with a woman before I went out.

Im not droolin crazy about it, but killing or being killed has its own kind of intimacy.

Why not use one stone?
So im not being killed by chad or some creeper fuck.

>>34641735

It would make for a good novel.

The bad luck of the man who fails everything versus the Hitman he hired to killed him.

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>>34641950
Why do you want to die, anon?

lanigiro

>>34642017
Cause l want to be happy.

>>34642246
Women kill less than men do anon

>>34642402
And that will stay a personally believed fact/opinion.

What part of it being unaware/unintentional isnt clear?
Im not a macro fag or anything.

But I want to be killed in something not unlike a rube goldberg-esque way triggered haphazardly by a woman I would consider attractive.

Considering my caring about the last part makes me think this is another sexual deviancy metastasizing.

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>>34642538
I wish you good luck anon, hope you'll be happy

whats the comic from?

>>34642626
Why do you make me feel like an asshole.
Its moon knight but it says it.
Its right there.

This is why i need to die.
I cant be happy because im not a nice person.
I expect too much from people I dont even know, and develop some really advanced resentment for literally no reason.

Autism sucks

>>34642727
I'm sorry anon, I was multitasking at the time

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>>34642809
Dont apologize man.
You missed it. Its fine to have missed it without context of knowing what you were looking at.

I am mentally ill.