What is the weirdest or shittiest gift you've ever given

life, I got it from my parents.

Never got a gift from anyone other than my parents or grandparents,

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>>34639905
>What is the weirdest or shittiest gift you've ever given or received from someone?
sauce on that ass

I've never received a shitty gift. I think if someone gives you something for free and your response is "wow fuck this" you're an entitled piece of shit ingrate who doesn't deserve gifts.

Weirdest I ever got was a bob the builder pillow from my grandma when I was 14, I dont think she realized the target age group

>>34639905
dollar store laundry detergent from secret santa

the worst gift i have ever received is the gift of life given to me by my parents

what a fucking horrible gift

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>>34639905
This ugly fucking painting
It's old as FUCK but yuck

>>34639905
A new knife lodged in my abdomen.

Worst day of my life

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>>34639905
I gave my crush a book about cats, a plush moose and a toy sunflower.
Chad bought her Razer Chroma keyboard, now he bangs her while i watch anime and sit alone at home, not that i stood a chance i just thought she would see me as a sweet and kind person.
Pic related.

>>34640704
i like it. why dont you like it?

>>34640770
so if i buy a girl a razer product she will give me some pussy?

holy shit

For my 27th birthday last week my mother was drunk and fforgot until the next day where she bought me 5 chocolate bars to say sorry ( i dont eat candy anymore)

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>>34640786
She might, but keep in mind you need to look decent as well. I fell for a not every girl falls for chad meme, so i tried to get her what she likes (she owns a cat, bunch of plush toys and she likes sunflowers), but i guess expensive gifts are the way to go.

>>34640770
If it makes you feel better anon, she's not that hot. She's a 6 at best

>mom buys a tshirt for my cousin
>its too small
>mom hoped cousin would realise it was too small and give it back so i could have it
>aunt ended up asking for the receipt so she could exchange it
>i only just realised how fucked up this was
Wow, well done mom. No wonder my brother and I are so fucked up.

my parents got me windshield wiper fluid for Christmas this year

I didn't care, I told them not to bother with anything

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>socks
>don't fit because i have large feet.

>>34640884
6 is more then i could ever hope for, especially i used to orbit around her for years and help her with everything, also i am not that bad looking guy i am just socially retarded and autism does not help.

But hey as long as she is happy right?

>>34640537

That's still a fucking kid and someones kid. Have some god damn respect.

My mom got me a glass pickle for Xmas. I could see from the sticker she bought it for less than a dollar. She got my brother a snowboard and a laptop.

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>Christmas gifts at work
>give gift to qt at work
>just last week I saw the gift was still in her locker still wrapped

What does she mean by this?

someone gave me candy and a mask. thanks for the mask. my birthday is near Halloween- it's why i have the mask.

Nothing. Secret santa with my residence floor first year of college.

>tell parents not to buy me shit
>They send me ugly clothes that cost more to ship than their worth
Well thanks I guess

>>34640770
Don't base yourself on that nor the actions of other people at all. Sometimes things don't have a positive result. Doesn't mean it wasn't a good thing to do.

Men in Black 3 on dvd.

>>34640770
My crush let me borrow some books and her laptop chrager when I was in the hospital. While I was in there she started dating this guy so I basically took the charger and the books and pretend she gave me them as a Birthday present when in reality I'm just an ungrateful, spiteful piece of shit

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>>34639905
For whatever reason my great aunt thought I was into fairies while I was older than fourteen, so now I have a box in my closet full of cutesy fairy dolls and figurines meant for elementary schoolers that she just gifted to me over and over again.

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>>34639905
This little pathetic peace of shit.I also loved that my peace of shit father ruined all my fucking birthdays until he fucking died, after that my birthdays are quite nice.

>>34640770
that fucking lazy eye gets me

>>34640754
Ok, I'll take a story

>>34641223
My mom sent my hotel samples of shampoo conditioner, and lotion, cheap thin hotel slippers, along with a used tube of toothpaste and a clipping from a newspaper for Christmas.

>"Did yo get my presents, anon? I wish you could have come home for Christmas but I wanted to make sure you got a good experience opening presents anyway!"

>>34639905
For Christmas one year I got a set of horrible cheap tupperwares from my mom.
Literally every single piece broke the first time I used it and the lids warped when exposed to warm water.

The next year she gave me another set of tupperware for Christmas. That would have been worse, seeing as I got it two years in a row, but it was name brand and I still have all the pieces in good working order except one lid I accidentally melted on the stove.

>>34641520
>dating girl
>months have gone by
>she starts with more and more concerning statements such as not being able to go on if I ever left her
>know this is a red flag to get out
>one night she asks me if I'll ever leave her
>H-heh no of course not
>accepts that
>in bed that night
>am woke up by an incredible pain
>see her jamming a knife into me
>survival instincts kick in and I put her lights out
>call 911
>iron the situation out with the police after the ambulance guys fix me up
>they don't have much doubt who was in the wrong
>she goes to prison for attempted murder
>visit her one day and ask why
>"I could tell you were lying to me, and figured no one else could have you if you were dead"
>wew fucking lad
>never visit again
>police never returned my knife
>was from a cutlery set I had just bought

Never stick your dick in crazy. If she starts saying shit that sounds like it could be straight from a yandere anime, get out immediately

A dildo because my parents were convinced I was gay since I never had a gf and they didn't want me having gay sex

>>34640783
It's Huge tales up a whole Damn wall

>>34640770
If you give her some meth you would probably get her butthole.

>>34639905
A calendar from my aunt and uncle, when I was 8. It was the same one they got my grandparents.

>>34640537
I searched so long for the sauce I don't think there is.

>>34641768
I have no idea if you're making this up for the entertainment of others or the sweet, sweet (You)s, but the same thing unironically happened to me. The only difference was that I woke up in time to block it with my arm and she used a cleaver.

She ran into the kitchen and started to cut herself afterwards, so even though there was a cleaver embedded in my goddamned ulna I was almost sent to jail for "attacking her".

>>34639905
My stepfather raped me and then gave me a laptop for my 13th birthday...

Sadly I was significantly more into computers than I was into incest and rape so that one was a bit of a bummer to be honest.

>>34641768
>Never stick your dick in crazy. If she starts saying shit that sounds like it could be straight from a yandere anime, get out immediately
>tfw I've been dating crazy for three years and we've been living together for the last two and a half years.

Severe co-dependence gets my dick hard.

Half a sheet of paper.

>>34641274
didn't expect the ending

>>34640593
if i gave you a piece of shit and you sit there and dont happily accept it youre an entitled fuck

>>34642226
kekkei genkai

>>34642226
same day?

>>34639905
When I was young I wanted a Lego more than anything. And all I got that time was a fucking pair of socks. Every single birthday, Christmas, namesday, a socks.

>>34639905
My ex wife pissed me off so I weaponized my penis in a 20 year old heroin junky and gave her herpys

A trump maga hat as a gag gift.

>>34643109

Retardation. So I guess punching you in the face is considered a gift because I'm giving you a bruise? Giving someone a literal piece of shit is not a gift, its a deliberate insult.

>>34640593
i agree unless the item in question actually hinders or encumbers you in some way. example would be if someone bought you an old washing machine and had it delivered to your door when you already own one

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>>34640770
why the long face haha

>>34639905
a minion sock and a black sock covered in sweat

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I gave the girl I was orbiting a plastic halloween eyeball ring with "I love you" written on the back of it in pen when I was 18.

>>34639905
My dad gave my mom a fire extinguisher for Christmas the year he walked out on us

>>34640870

It sounds like he might have known her better than you did. I wouldn't buy a random girl a keyboard and expect that to land.

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>>34639905
got $20 and a mug from the dollarstore from mum for christmas this year

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>>34640593
>I've never received a shitty gift. I think if someone gives you something for free and your response is "wow fuck this" you're an entitled piece of shit ingrate who doesn't deserve gifts.
*tips self righteously*

>>34640537
>>34642206
Kelly donelly. /pol/ found it last month.

We found the other girl too but i can't remeber her name

>>34641061
I hope it wasn't a baby turtle.

Gave my ex 2 sets of body wash+body lotion with accessories, candles and a necklace she said she wanted for Christmas.

She got me a set of dry-erase pens.

>>34640770
lol faggoet

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>>34641006
>asking someone to have respect
>on 4chan

>>34646791
I'm laughing pretty hard at this. It's like a line out of a comedy novel. Absurd.

>>34647788
Can't find anything. At give another picture that's slightly less blurry

A shitty white t-shirt that was literally three sizes too big

>>34639905

Gift card for a 1 month gym membership that was a half an hour away from where I live. I actually sent it back to the person that gave it to me.

>>34650533
Lazy fuck.

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>>34648888
Cheked.

Cat book anon is not only a cuck, but also a faggot.

My cousin once gave me $10, combined for birthday and christmas. He was wealthy, and i was 16. I understand it's better than nothing but for some reason i just found it so insulting

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>drive him everywhere
>introduced him to girls that so he could get laid
>he gives me a bag of funsize candies for christmas one year telling me I do so much for him and this is the only way he could repay me

>>34647044
wow this meme has become totally meaningless

timetable chart

>>34639905

Sand in a jar

Horrible tourist trap gift that is absolutely worthless

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>>34639905
>Weirdest
18th birthday, my trans friend (great guy, it was his 18th too) got me a pickle in a bag that we ended up carrying around for the better part of an hour while we wandered around the mall with some other friends of mine.

Eventually I ended up drinking some of the pickle juice and spitting it back up on the floor of the food court. We then went to see Birdman and got Dennys after.

That was one of the better nights of my life.

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>>34639905
my dad would constantly buy me Christmas presents from Odd Job when I was a kid. really awful quality electric shavers, pencil cases, random books, just general Chinese throwaway shit. stuff I was grateful for but didn't want at all, they were just his way of giving me quantity of gifts, with no quality. I appreciate his effort but he is really unthoughtful. he would buy this shit for other people too, who would be baffled.

>>34639905
Today I've dreamt that I saved up 6000 bucks for the "fruit of immortality", ate it then adventurede a bit bc I was happy, but then I accidentaly found out it was a scam... I found the merchant's house and burned it down

>>34649739
https://twitter.com/kellydonnelly14

>>34640770
>razer products
Just be glad you don't have shit taste mate.

I don't recall ever receiving gifts from anyone other than family (and their gifts have always been good looking back). I spent more money and time on gifts for other people than I would like to think about.

>>34639905
My Nan is notorious for her awful gifts. One Christmas she gave me socks, separately wrapped to make it look more. That same Christmas she gave one of my brothers a used colouring book, and the other a tea towel.