>tfw ate so much at a buffet I involuntarily shit myself because

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>go to buffet
>put fried chicken wings in a bag
>it's like 5 lbs
>take it home
>walk out with a cone too stuffed like a turkey
>tfw it hurts to breathe after all that food
>eat the wings laiter
>drink shit loads of water

>tfw literally every time you go to the buffet you have to poop halfway through the meal
>tfw its always really mushy and takes a while to wipe up

I'm surprised you don't hear about this problem more often in buffet circles

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>>34639718

Fucking heII, you people are disgusting

>>34639932
fuckoff skinnyfag, we are going to kill your kind

>>34639932
t. hungry yuropoor skeleton

>>34639975
>anyone who is a hamgalaxy is a hungry skelington
self delusion at its finest

>>34639932
Eating is the only real pleasure I get anymore. Gorging at a $10 buffet alone and eating until my stomach is noticeably swollen under my clothes is my idea of a good time.

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>Had a dream I was at the all-you-can-eat
>woke up before I could start eating

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>tfw got kicked out of the buffet for going through their food too fast
don't advertise it as all you can eat then faggots

i feel like there's a way to avoid this: just eat less

>>34640267
>just eat less

hahahahaha

got any other stupid ideas?

that's what I do when I'm constipated

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>>34639718

you fat fuckin bastard