Age 18: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice

Whatever activates your almonds, buddy.

this is some demented shit
so real life must be even more demented

>>34635658

>activates almonds

are you the anon that responded to my youtube comment?

>>34635638
I'm 27 and I'm still telling myself this. It's the only thing that keeps me going.

>>34635638

Age 39: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life
Age 40: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life
Age 41: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life
Age 42: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life

it doesn't get better

get better now

My guy, you unironically have one chance in life.
Saying shit like "my life hasn't started" isn't true because you were born. This IS your life, you've just got to get your shit together

>>34635638
iktf

It gets so much more horrific when you work full time. Every day you wonder when it ends and it never does.

>>34635908
>>34636057

Too late for that now, I've missed the boat on most things

>>34635723
it's an ancient /fit/ meme about homemade coconuts

>>34635638
I'm just riding this out. Lets hope the next life is better.

>>34635638

>I will never get to sniff and lick all of their feets

Why live????

LOL is that Rosie Jones and her hot pals?

>>34636109
too bad there isn't going to be one

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>tfw life is an MMO but you're 2/3 towards the level cap and you can't re roll as you're locked into your character pick you couldn't control

fug boys

>>34636257
>>34636228
Holy shit are you guys serious? FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>34636627
No, we were just memeing. This life is actually you repaying your karmic debt for being a glutinous Chad in a past life.

>>34635638
Who actually thinks others think this?
It's more like
>age 23: my real life sucks and it isn't getting any better
>age 24: my real life sucks and it isn't getting any better
>age 25: my real life sucks and it isn't getting any better
etc.

I'm 20 and got an internship at a good company

I can just coast through my classes getting B+'s and smoking weed all day now while I wait for my real life to start at the age of 21, making $100k/year

NEETs BTFO

>>34636228
I bet that fucking nigger killed him over less than 300$ worth of value.
Fucking absolute waste.

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>>34636745
niggers have done dumber shit over less

>>34636257
[citation needed]

griginal

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>>34636745
niggers have done dumber shit over less 2

Yes yes, the screencap from that animu has been posted multiple times here.

With me it went a little more like this
Age 18: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life
Age 19: my real life hasn't begun yet this is all just practice for my real life
Age 20: CHANGE ONLY COMES TODAY, BETTER GET TO WORK
Age 21: Free will is an illusion, we are nothing but mere bags of meat on auto pilot
Age 22: If free will is an illusion, what is the point of life?
Age 23: Do we exist only to suffer? Life doesn't make any sense
Age 24: The universe was made for us so we can learn from our experiences. These lessons will eventually turn us into the Gods/prophets we worship.

tl;dr: Atheism makes you autistic and gay

>>34635638
>42
>saying same shit to self

kill me

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>>34635638
>your life has been going this whole time
>this is how you've chosen to live it

try not to let it hit you all at once

I've had no realistic other choice
Ive gone to everything ive been invited to even if i thought only suffering would come, (and mostly, it did) on the thought that it might be more productive than sitting alone.
turns out i was just born fucked.

>knew at age 16 that 16-25 are the peak years of life
>told myself I would make the most of it
>23 years old and still the same friendless shut-in with no hobbies I was back then
Fuck sake lads, how did this time pass us by so quickly? You put things off day by day and before you know it you've lost a whole decade. I honestly believed I'd have some great life accomplishments and experiences to look back on by now.

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>age 15: my life is kind shit right now but it will get better before i finish hs, i will start lifting and get good looking

>age 17: i am kind of good looking right now but have no social skills, i will study how to comunicate properly and i will get a gf and be happy

>age 18: now that i more or less understand how comunication works i regret the way i lived until now, i will drop my college degree and start things over (since i started this degree because i thought i was not able to have a normal job where i interact with people)

>age 19: i understand a lot of things now, but i wish i started to think like this earlier, i will focus on studying and reading and maybe i will commit less mistakes in the future

>age 20: life sure is boring, i am balding now, reading sure has helped, and thinking more about my life too, but i never actually to live my life, i will work harder so that i can have a good paying job before i 30 and travel a lot

>age 21: i work 10 hours a day and spend the rest of it studying, but it is ok people should struggle while they are young, maybe i will find a nice girl next year

>age 24: my life is all about working, i don't remember the last time i talked to my friends or family, my body hurts, i sleep less than 4 hours a day and i am probably malnourished for eating only shit, my baldness is over salvation point, i should have killed myself when i was younger, how can i find a nice girl with a life like that, i don't want someone that would be with only because of money but i have a bad personality and only think about work, i should probably go back to work i will get a lot of money from this, after i have more money i will solve this somehow

i doubt i will live till i am 30