>wash hair in shower >come out looking at myself in the

>>34632162
>shave head
>grow beard
>Become an ultimate Chad

>>34632186
Beard doesn't grow very well. Can see my skin on the sides. I'm fucked in this department.

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Just get on finasteride like Trump did.

>>34632784
You can see trump's bald spot showing from behind.

>>34632186
>>grow beard

I can't. I'm a low test faggot. I got like 10 chinhairs and that's it.

>>34632162
I know this feel every day and it's slowly draining what was left of my will to live.
Have you reached the point where you can see the light reflect off your scalp through your hair?

>can finally grow a beard
>its fucking gray hair

>Taling a warm shower, only thing that feels good anymore without filling me with guilt
>Close my eyes, reach for shampoo
>Put some in my hand
>About to rub it in my head before remembering that I'm bald
>I don't need shampoo anymore
Literally kills the self

>>34632941
I can take photos from above my head and see the scalp so easy. Looks horrid.

>>34632977
>tfw dark hair but beard is ginger

Looks disgusting.

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>>34633002
>was known for my thick and wild mane of hair when I was in high school

>fast forward a few years

>meet up with some old friends

>the look on their faces when they see that I'm bald now

I can't handle this anons

>>34633042
How old are you?
I'm only 23 and it's happening, can only imagine how bad it'd be by 30.

>>34633099
That's nothing anon. My hairline was already Jude Law tier by the time I graduated high school.

>be 24
>nearly completelly bad on top
>cant grow beard
>started uni late, so am that weird balding guy in all my classes

>>34633099
27. When it gets long I don't really see the scalp through it. It's when I get it cut, it becomes noticeable how thin and horrible my hair is. On the sides it feels so thin and weak.

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>>34633123
>My hairline was already Jude Law tier by the time I graduated high school.
Death.

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There is literally NOTHING I can do. You can't win when you're a young bald guy.

>shave my head
People think I'm a weird skinhead creep, get called a neo Nazi, nobody wants to go near me.

>don't shave my head
Look like a 20 something version of pic related

>tfw can't grow proper beard
>chest hair starts appearing at 20
I DON'T NEED FUCKING CHEST HAIR. GIVE ME A BEARD

>tfw this thread makes you laugh cry

>>34633239
bruh i had chest hair and a neck beard when i was 15 u okay?

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>>34633239
You have no idea boyo

It's like when I was around 17 or 18 all the hair on my head decided to move to my chest and stomach.

>>34633239
>tfw no chest hair but always get one or two stray hairs on my chest that annoys me

>>34633204
Find a qt closet nazi gf.

>>34633204
>>shave my head
>People think I'm a weird skinhead creep, get called a neo Nazi,
this

>tfw live in sweden and would get jumped by gang of antifa if i shave my skull

>>34633281
I always find it weird when I see some 18yo guy with chest hair showing through his v neck and mine, at 26 is completely bald. I'd shave that shit off.

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>>34632162
> Take a shower
> Shave dick and balls (GF likes it when she deepthroats me)
> Look at myself in the mirror
> Fat everywhere
> Realize how lucky I am to have such a cutie like her
I really should put a ring on her.

>be me
>started balding in high school
>before I hit 20, I was using minoxidil
>it seemed to slow things down, but it was still slowly happening
>have to go for more and more ridiculous hairstyles just to cover it up and stitch together a hairline
>end up looking like fucking Trump
>undergo a nervous breakdown
>quit job, shave head, lock myself in bedroom for 3 days
>finally look in mirror, actually looks pretty good
>regained confidence in self, got new job, started working out

Seriously, shaving my head was the best decision I have ever made. I was holding myself back for YEARS, obsessively styling what was left of my hair for at least 40 minutes a day. I missed out on so many fun things in life because my hair would get messed up by any motion faster than walking and if the sun was too bright you might even be able to see through the fine hair follicles. Maybe balding made me so stressed out that it happened even faster, but none of that matters now because of my smooth carapace

>>34633352
>chest hair showing through his v neck and mine, at 26 is completely bald.

Ahahahaha low test

>>34633352
>I always find it weird when some guy shows normal signs of high testosterone levels and I'm a low test cuck

How do you have NO chest hair at 26

That's just embarrasing.

>>34633560
Probably half of men don't.

>>34633594
Sure if numale sissy boys count as "men" now

>>34632162
look at the ingredients on your shampoo and conditioner. if it contains any kind of lauryl sulfate throw it out. that stuff builds in your scalp and over time damages hair follicles. it's a detergent

>>34633707
I do no poo now but it's probably too late.

>>34633594
i had enough chest hair to show in a v neck when i was 16, like how does a 26 year old not lol

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>>34633285
>no chest hair whatsoever
>at least five really long hairs on each nipple

>tfw hairy as fuck
>tfw hair growing almost fucking everywhere
>tfw family name means luxurious hair
>tfw hair is getting a bit thin
>tfw really really anxious about it

WHY IT'S LIKE THE ONE THING I HAVE GOING FOR ME

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>>34633839
dude genetics lmao

>>34633849
>no chest hair whatsoever
>except for some chest hairs
idiot.

>>34633849
Pluck the shit out of them. She won't lick your nipples if they're hairy, or won't enjoy it. And goddamn does it feel good when a girl licks/sucks on it.

>tfw only 2 people in my family are balding
>tfw I luckily took after my father
>tfw this means I'm going grey at 20
>tfw in certain light its very noticeable
>tfw "Woah! Anon has grey hair!"
>tfw older women always say I'm handsome and flirt
>tfw to girls my age I am like a soul lost from time

Getting your hair dyed is a meme.... R-right?

>>34634030
I started going grey at 14

>>34634098
Heck yeah. Going grey is fucking rad

>>34634098
when did you start homoing gay?

>>34634119
It's ok if you go grey like dante, not if your hair starts thinning at 17 but I think that's because I have a shit diet, was really stressed and used too much product.

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I love my thick curly hair, however the sides are getting thin ;-;