If you cretins stopped being so pretentious and self absorbed you'd lower your standards and date people who look and behave people just disgusting as you.
But that's not what robots want, is it? You just believe you're entitled to the hottest piece of ass on the continent
>>34628267
>Not a land whale
Is that really "the hottest piece of ass on the continent". Am I really asking for that much?
And no, before you ask I'm not a landwhale myself.
>>34628290
How big is a landwhale? If you don't wanna go for morbidly obese women that's understandable, but refusing to date anything that isn't skinny is just outright stupid
>>34628267
>Not fat
>Virgin
>Feminine
>Somewhat similar interests
Pretty much all i care about, and if thats too much to ask for then i guess ill die alone
>>34628570
> Virgin
Going for that alone cuts your chances pretty bad
> Not fat
How much weight do you consider too much?
>>34628267
I would take anyone with a beating heart at this point. I don't even half to fuck em, it'd be nice if they just kept me company
>>34628610
Then your problem is that you don't socialize enough, anon-kun.
>>34628428
Anything below 40% bf is fine by me.
>implying I want to date anyone
Take it to /soc/, normo.
>>34628267
Seriously fuck off.
I lowered my standards for you cunts so much I literally don't have any anymore as long she actually at least pretends to care about me and doesn't cheat on me.
And do you know what I get? "Gee anon you'd go out with anyone why would I want to be with you? You're not choosing me because I'm special, but just because I was the first one to pass by, that's why nobody wants you!"
You fucking hypocrites, in this game you lose whatever you do because YOU'RE the annoying entitled fucks.
Yes I'm mad as hell because I'm tired of seeing these kind of threads.
I got rejected by someone way less physically attractive than me tonight, but I genuinely loved their personality, we had a great dynamic and I could see us together because of that.
Sometimes even lowering your standards isn't enough, sometimes it's just a no no matter what.
>>34628267
BANE?
GET HER ON BOARD, I'LL CALL IT IN
>>34628606
shh roastie, ur floppy sagging looking ass isnt worth spending time on
anons with $$ and looks just go for foreign asian women and leave "that was me in the past, im mature now" to care for cats, the rest of us robots just get a dog and a waifu
why would i strap myself down with some random person i don't find attractive?
relationships are a big hassle desu, and i'm not gonna feel like putting in the energy if i don't care
why should i not want the best for myself?
>>34629338
wanting the best for yourself got you on this board
>>34629348
that's okay. i like /r9k/.
Id be down for someone of the opposite sex who was equally attractive and behaved as fucked up as I do...in fact that would be perfect
>>34628267
I know I could get a gf if I lowered my standards
But I don't really see the point in just having sex with some girl that I find annoying to be around and who I don't really care about. I would still feel lonely, and some short moments of pleasure don't warrant having to put effort into her and feeling uncomfortable whilst doing so