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The nuclear winter is soon upon us anons, I've never felt better about falling for the "get /fit/" meme until now.
Soon the Middle East will launch their full nuclear capabilities into America and as a Canadian I have a relatively safe amount of time to retreat to the north and establish a raider colony beyond the reaches of the nuclear fallout. I've been training to become as strong as possible in the hopes that Stacey will notice my muscle mass and raw power but now, it seems that I'm one of the few that is physically prepared to become a post-apocalyptic warlord. I have guns and ammo and raw physical strength, before recently they were pointless traits, now, it seperates the dead from the living.
Youre welcome to join my clan robots, I will find a use for you within the community but if you don't head my warning you will soon regret not being prepared for the future. The tides of change are here and there is very limited time to act. You will remember this post when defcon 1 is imminent. Please don't be abother dead pile irradiated matter, I'm giving you a ticket to life and prosperity.
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how will we recognise each other?
do we have a radio callsign or suffix?
a timed scheduled reeeee from atop the ruins as a beacon?
necklaces and frog paraphernalia?
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>>34627803
Sensationalist Garbage. They would never let it happen
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lol... nuclear war doesn't scare me, i'm literally indestructible. i could survive a plane crash if it came down to it.
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Op here, I have property in the far north of Canada, a massive underground tunnel(about 4kms long). The property is vacant since my uncle passed away. He used it for growing weed discretely but it is pretty much empty now. There is about 2 acres of land and a mid sized farm house with a hidden latch entrance to the tunnel. My uncle passed away recently and left the land to me in his will. I used to help him out on summer vacation trimming plants as a kid but recently found out the property now belongs to me.
This is our chance for survival and I want the people dearest to me, robots, to be some of the very few left when the world is dark and lacks a pulse.
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>>34627803
>The nuclear winter is soon upon us anons
GOOD
The human race has overstayed its welcome.
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>>34627803
I've been having an inexplainable feeling that the end is near lately, every fibre of my being says "prepare for the worst" this post speaks more than words to me op, where in Canada do you live?
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>>34627803
>Soon the Middle East will launch their full nuclear capabilities into America
That is completely irrational, they might be religious fundamentalists, but they're not stupid.
The cold war doctrine of disproportionate retaliation still holds true to this day.
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I, too, have been prepping for this. I'm also a Canadafag. I'm not going to wait much longer. Things are getting dangerous in the cities.
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