Why are there fucking normies here who date women and have

>>34625162
If there weren't "normies" here then this board would be nothing but a meme depression hug box and woman hate echo chamber

>>34625162
Cause its fun as fuck to browse this board and see what kind of other problems people have, and before I even lost my virginity and got a gf I used to browse here.

>>34625299
>If there weren't "normies" here then this board would be nothing but a meme depression hug box and woman hate echo chamber
You say that like it's a bad thing though

>>34625299
That's all it's supposed to be

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>>34625332
It is a bad thing. Would you really want to be on a board where the only thing people discussed was how sad they are and how much they want to kill themselves?


I don't think so. If you want a board like that then write a love letter to gook moot saying you want a board called /DEEP/(depression general)

>>34625415
>Would you really want to be on a board where the only thing people discussed was how sad they are and how much they want to kill themselves?


Yes
Sounds relatable

>>34625162
You need to be reminded of your place.

>>34625415
And yet you've made some sadposts before yourself

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%21z9lvfOuhN./order/asc/

hmmm

>>34625415
That's why I come here. That was what separated us from /b/

>>34625162
>Why are there fucking normies here who date women and have girlfriends?
unless mods ban them then they have no reason to leave I suppose

what can we do about it anon?

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>>34625436
N-no, anon. It is good for your health.

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>>34625455
That was the past. All that matters is the future.

>>34625162
government pays mental health professionals to hang around on here and promote positive ideas whilst also reporting people this started about 3 months ago

>>34625415
>tripfuck roasty really thinks anyone cares anyone what she thinks
im dyinggggg
update your filters boys

>>34625299
That's all we want. A forum for people who generally suck at life and want to chat with likeminded people. Free speech is important, needless conflict is overrated.

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>>34625299
>>34625415
respect, my slav senpai victor.
respect.

>>34625162
As a normal, I would say it's because it's a fun waste of time?

there are no normies here. there are liars here

>>34625415
>>34625299
>hey your board is not supposed to be about this
>it's supposed to be this

fuck off and die newfags

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i am not a virgin and i have a thicc qt who sleeps in my bed most nights (we fucc we succ(i succ cuz my dick dont work no more))

also i generally fail to exist and have no prospects for the future, not neet but just for now, play server until they realize i am incompetent and irresponsible, get fired, slip into depression, take months to get a new job, luckily i live real cheap like stoicism cheap, girl doesnt want for anything and has parents to support her, watching how i met your mother browsing /r9k/ right now, constantly fieliding ideas about suicide, please tell me i dont belong here it turns me on

>>34626080
Not gonna say you don't belong here but you literally quintessentially figuratively proverbially actually factually really honestly do not have any legitimate reason to consider sudokucide, fampaitchi

>>34626103
what's your's then puppy boy paprika

mines like that theres no reason for anything, i like to sleep but i have mostly bad dreams, the living cant comprehend the afterlife but as far as life goes, you probably know

>>34626201
>what's your's then puppy boy paprika
I never said I wanted to commit subaruoku.

>mines like that theres no reason for anything, i like to sleep but i have mostly bad dreams, the living cant comprehend the afterlife but as far as life goes, you probably know
sounds like edgy HS stuff and like you're probably under 25 years old.

just get some viagra with your normalfag workjob money and make her succ you 2-3 times before you go to sleep; the natural endorphin+serotonin+dopamine+oxytocin rush will put you out like a light since its basically all just organic morphine

>>34626080
Cool blogpost. I'm guessing you never went to college. Answer the OP next time.

>>34626103
He has pretty good reason to kill himself: he's a babby faggot with an insufferable personality. It's really easy to see why he hates himself just from reading that single post.

>>34626233
>>34626299
am 21
your posts are accurrate
yet the fact that the resolution is that i have legitimate reasons to hate myself answers op in that regardless of my minor social accomplishments i still fail to integrate entirely and remain a fringe member of society

>>34626562
>i still fail to integrate entirely and remain a fringe member of society
And yet you have a gf and a job and (recent) work experience.

You're making mountains outta molehills and you need to learn to stop & appreciate what you have so far

>>34626678
I stand corrected, you got fired from your job recently but still
The last time I had a job on paper was ~4 years ago and it's only gonna get harder for me to get hired as time goes on

you've still got a chance if your "employment gap" isn't any longer than a year; make up some BS excuse about taking care of a sick family member if they ask what's up with your gap in employment history

>>34625415

this is literally what /r9k/ was for years

>>34625790
but this is what you have done. the board was not always a pathetic hugbox. how ironic, you have outed yourself as a newfag

/r9k/ is so mainstream. The rare pepe meme, Elliot and you guys are alright shooter brought so much attention here. It's incredible that a bunch of angry bitter virgins have created such funny OC that normies come here to have a good time. Rare pepes was so fucking funny lmfao

>>34625523
What? I demand sauce.

>>34625162
Speaking from personal experience, I started coming here because I was a khv. Then I got a kv gf and lost my virginity. Now I just come here out of habit.

>>34625162
Because I used to belong here and now I just try to inspire other robots.

>>34625523
dude i am scared.

>>34625523
>whilst also reporting people
For what and to whom?

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>>34625415
>>34625450
>r9k is a board for peace and tolerance