>tfw alchoholic out of alcohol What are your most cringe

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>>34624886
You know what post goes here.

>>34624886
>ran out of booze
>wants to discuss his most cringy failures

Oh anon, you're having a good night aren't ya

>>34624916
>tfw on 2 oyxs and several drinks

Its simply not enough, how can I sleep unless I pass out anon?

>>34624989
>currently on two points of speed

We are at two different places right now my friend

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pothead out of pot

>>34624916
Fuck off tripfag you're not welcome here. Pls leave.

>>34624886
>>tfw alchoholic out of alcohol

If you were a true alky you wouldn't have run out.

>tfw quit drinking ~2 years ago due to gallstones, now recently had my gallbladder out and can drink once again but am conflicted as to whether i should start again.
got a bottle of port that's been sitting in my liquor cabinet for 2 years...

straightedge here. accidentally took lots of drugs. worst night ever

>>34624886
just buy a jug of pure ethyl alcohol and mix 1 part of it with 3 parts of water

voila, now you have poorfag's vodka that doesn't taste like shit

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>>34624989

Jerk yourself raw. Eventually you will fall asleep or else get an urge to read the dictionary. I never know which, but my vocabulary is becoming quite scopious

>>34625012
I fucked myself up on dollar store speed aka Benzedrex I only smoke weed and drink now, Speed will hamper you in your social life later do not use it as a crutch

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>>34625034
I've been here for a long time anon, don't worry i'm aware at how heated you are

Here have a kitty gif

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>>34624886
How do you people even like alcohol? It taste like shit.


The only time I've ever tried some was some Irish cream when I was 11. Didn't get why it was such a big deal after that an never looked into picking up another bottle.

>>34625078
My social life is not a concern...well perhaps the lack of one is...but anyway I don't use it often

I really like it though ;_;

>tfw alcoholic but can't let your mom know

she has a nose like a bloodhound I have to wait until she goes to sleep every night then I go and pound 3-4 beers

>considers himself a robot
>doesn't drink alcohol to forget his autism and feel happy for some minutes until his depression kicks back even harder than before

normies please get out

>>34625037
thats why I'm here I'm a true failure can't even be an alcoholic right fml I'lll have a bottle of rum tomorrow if its the life of me

>>34625029
Tfw free pot but third world

I don't know if you should be jealous when I'm sitting on my bed in a shack smoking a fat doobie but your at home with a shower and clean water and no weed

>>34625048
Pls dont

It will be the same

>>34625109
>he doesn't like the taste of everclear
I think it tastes like candy when I get a little drunk

>>34625116
You want to feel conformable in your own skin trust me, I'm still fine I'm a natural public speaker and can get over it but fucking with your dopamine system especially though ad hoc means do the legit shit like aderall if you do at all

>>34625109
its cause when you get drunk it feels like heaven, its not about the taste

>>34625109
We don't give a shit about taste, only about what it does to us. Night Train Express and Steel Reserve Legions, unite!

>>34625117
I know this feel, she understands I'm an adult who can have a drink though

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>tfw you hit that brief period where you feel like the autism melts away

>tfw every day it gets harder and harder to reach

>>34625097
Redditers, everyone.

Orginomics

>>34625215
I'm not using over the counter stuff

I really like the stimulant feeling, whether it be caffeine, ritalin or speed. I'm very apathetic and reserved usually, I wouldn't say it makes me feel more comfortable in my own skin...Maybe if I used it and went outside and talked to people instead of post on 4chan or play vidya.

>>34625537
Well shit I used OTC stuff and became jesus in my college just watch out too much stimulation of your dopamine system will leave u a parkinsons tier shaky mess

>>34625607
>i replied to her that i used to like her too
Sounds like you've got stories to tell us anon

When I was in middle school, I was over at one of my very few friends house. I have a rare disorder that is essentially the opposite of erectile dysfunction. I am erect nearly 90% of the time for no reason. Anyway, I have a boner like I always do and take it from being tucked up into my belt to perpendicular with my body so it sticks straight out. I proceeded to lunge and touch my friends hand while it was on the mouse of his computer. He just kinda ignored it.

I have no idea why I did this.

>>34625117
I have one bottle of liquor in my room in the open that I keep half full and never drink out of so my parents think I rarely drink. I really pound the liquor in me to fall asleep every night.

>sneaky

>>34624886
>alcoholic out of alcohol
>starting threads on /r9k/
shouldn't your hands be too shaky to type or something? when i was an alcohol i'd go through unbearable withdrawal when i went more then 8 hours without it.. then again, i drank atleast a fifth of vodka a day and wasn't eating much