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LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S /R9K/!!!

>be mid-20's manlet/failed chad
>working at failing chain restaurant
>finally decide to show my power level to coworkers after 2 years of appearing normal
>have another job lined up anyway so fuck it, right?
>teenage stacy coworker turns to me and says "omg anon, the funniest thing you ever said was that men under six feet are all beta"
>oh fuck
>insides burn at the thought of once betraying my manlet kin
>afraid not, slut. you're going to learn your goddamn lesson today.
>"it's true, desu. women will instinctively choose the tallest men 9/10"
>stacy laughs again, agrees.
>feed the fire by bringing up fake statistics like Hitler being a manlet while FDR was well over six feet
>mfw two chad coworkers overheard and join in the fun
>mfw they joke about how great it is to be so blessed
>stacy mentions how pissed manlets get when she tells them they are actually genetically inferior
>she laughs again
>take this opportunity to explain that she has actually been taking advantage of insecure people by doing this
>stacy stops laughing. doesn't seem to understand.
>lean in close enough to smell her
>"do you know what I say to girls to piss them off?"
>"WOMEN WITH SMALL BREASTS WILL NEVER BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS. MEN WILL INSTINCTIVELY CHOOSE LARGE BREASTED WOMEN 10/10"
>chads both laugh and agree
>mfw stacy is a B cup at best
>mfw the day stacy finally learned her lesson

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