>buy a potato for 33c >eat it >feel full Why doesn't

There's more to life than potatoes

The last people who stuck to that diet ended up starving to death and neither their culture or population has recovered since.

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>>34621922

>buy high alcohol beer for $1.50
>drink it
>get sweet buzz

why doesn't everyone do this?

Literally elephant man tier, OP.

>>34621956
Prove it, cuck fag

>>34621922
Have thought about doing that too, I usually buy a fuck load of rice and a few accessories to go with it (eggs, bacon, lettuce, etc...) and eat nothing but it.

>>34621922
That is the current diet of Penn Jillette. Take a look what he looks like now. He's a skeleton wearing the sagging skin of a fat person now. Don't become a skeleton wearing the sagging skin of a fat person.

>>34621922
I'm not Irish enough for that

Atkins = God Tier.

Just expensive as fuck and so limiting.

Bonus of muscle and huge loads from all the protein and water.

>>34622030

Doing this everyday since I can't afford whiskey.

>>34621956
That's discriminatory against the Irish, friend. Apologize.

>wake up
>take a multivitamin
>go to back to sleep

Why doesn't everyone do this?

>>34623540
cause we're not damn cucks

>>34621922
I'm not Irish

>>34621922
Because l'm not a fucking mick.

>>34621922
its ok but you actually require a balanced diet of different foods

>>34621922
I'm not poor.

I havent had microwaved potato in a long time... I was a weird kid.

>smoke meth
>don't get hungry anymore
why doesn't everyone do this

>>34622030
Need at least ten at this point to get a good buzz.
That's why I started brewing my own and buying bourbon.

>>34623043
You can drink deeply from my bottle.

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>>34623793
what is your favorite cheap ass bourbon?

I like old crow.

>>34621956
Name 6 things that are better than potatoes

>>34623826
Rebel Yell and Jim Beam are decent enough, but I mostly stick to Knob Creek and Bulleit Bourbon.

>tfw buying sacks of potatoes, rice and dried beans

man i fuckin love cheap ass food

>>34623849

tangerines
music
discovering, acquiring, and exploring new fetishes
wearing dark sunglasses in public and feasting your eyes on feet and cleavage and booties and tummies and thighs and ect
slurpees
weed
beer
shitposting

>>34623975
Buy quality rice, peasant

>>34624039
Simply abysmal taste my man

I'll stick to my potatoes

>>34621922
It takes me 4 stuffed baked potatoes to feel full, that's why.

>>34624068
name six things you enjoy better than anything on my list

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I like potatoes.

>>34624062
The fuck you know about the quality of my rice my dude

>>34624105
My dude, I was simply suggesting you buy quality rice as it's an artisan choice.

>>34624095
Baked potatoes
Mashed potatoes
Potato soup
Getting dubs
Hashbrowns
Potato salad

>>34624157
you're implying my rice is of poor quality my friend

please be nice to my rice

What are some essential foods to have in stock? I've literally never shopped for groceries.

>>34624091
yeah well then fuck you some poor cunt in Africa only needs 1/8th of a half pressed macaroon almond up the nossler to satisfy his craving to end this mortal torment

>>34624160
>singles
Nice try potatofag

>>34624272
Potatoes obviously

Depends on your budget but you can eat healthy for cheap