>he used one of his birthday wishes to wish for friends

>>34621548
>she used 90% of her birthday wishes to make her friend infatuated with her
>he never did +turned into a sociopath
Ahh, life's a joke

>>34621596
literally the same thing here
are you me?

I've used my last ten to wish for a gf. And my 11:11am 11/11/2011 wish. Any day now.

>>34621548
>one of his birthday wishes
You get more than one birthday wish? What the fuck? I've been lied to my whole life.

I wished for my parents to not be poor and yet we're still what I'd consider lower middle class or practically on the border with upper lower class.

i am your friend ily

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>>34621631
I thought I was the only one who had this situation, I feel sorry for you

>>34621672
you have more than one birthday ya know

>>34621745
No I was only born once m8

I understand now ;_;..My parents didn't ruse me after all

>>34621548
I never wished for anything. My whole family singing at me made me nervous every time.

>>34621548
>he used his birthday wishes to wish for the death of a family member specifically each year.

he was me

>>34621745
>>34621804
>he doesnt celebrate name days