Is there anything more robot than asmr? Post your favorite

Listening to ASMR made me have a fucking breakdown. I think it was because i realised all the things i'm missing by being a robot, so i can't listen to that shit any more. Fuck i hate myself.

>>34614913
I'm sorry anon.. it is a bitter sweet feeling for me too. I like to listen to the spooky roleplay ones though, it's relaxing.

>>34614979
It's kinda awkward too because i got sent to a crisis team and how the fuck do you explain that listening to cute girls talk close to a microphone broke your head. I'll try some of those spooky ones though, maybe if it's less believable it won't fuck me up so bad.

At least ASMRtists are well aware of and bank on being surrogate girlfriend simulators for lonely NEETs and other assorted losers. Every single female ASMRtist I know of has done at least one girlfriend roleplay or kiss video.

>dumping a bunch of attention on attention whoring sluts riding the asmr bandwagon
>robot

Yeah no. You're just retarded.