Jesus was a Chad and he got nailed to the cross, what hope

>>34613804
Don't ever blaspheme Jesus with your retarded bald man threads. Fuck you.

>>34614391
this

>>34613804
still made me laugh though

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>Jesus
>Chad

>rich dad
>lots of friends
>incredibly popular
>ripped abs
>women literally weep they love him so much

how is he not chad?

>>34613804
Jesus was an INFP beta.

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>>34613804
Not sure what your point is? He got nailed to a cross and THEN ASCENDED TO FUCKING HEAVEN to hang out with his father, GOD.

Are you saying this is a good or bad thing for him? And we should be jealous or angry or what?

>>34613804
Jesus never existed, you idiot

>>34614551
Jesus was a virgin. NOT a Chad.

>>34613804
Mohammed was a real Chad, he even fucked a 9yo girl

>>34615160
>implying the only difference between a chad and a robot is having had sex
>implying a 13 y/o bully, football team captain, rich kid with tons of friends isn't a chad just b/c he didn't fuck yet

>>34613804
>He was a virgin his whole life and at the age of 30 he began performing miracles