>apply for dishwashing job >rejected because i need a year

>>34612247
Lie to them
It's gotta be like this, it's a doggy dog world

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>not recording yourself washing dishes in your home for a year and presenting it as proof

just say you used to wash dishes in Poland/Mexico/ wherever immigrants in your country come from
still i've never been asked for experience in a dishwashing job

>>34612283
this is a great idea. too bad i'm too poor to afford a camera.

>>34612419
In new york city they want 2 years experience for dishwashers and they WILL check references. Its a rigged system, folks

>>34612482
Why do you need experience washing dishes?

>>34612511
Restaurants only want the best of the best. It's an extremely fast-paced job, and the dishwashers are highly respected

>>34612547
>i will never be highly respected
why live?

>>34612565
You have to find an opportunity and work your way up from there, like any other job

>>34612580
yea, yea. it's just so hard, anon. I'm tired. so so tired. All I want to do is have money for a gaming pc. It's all i ever wanted. Tell me it's going to be alright. please

>>34612511
Greedy boomer owner denying EVEN THE LOWEST ENTRY LEVEL JOBS to poor millenials
>>34612547
>dishwashers are highly respected
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahhHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHAHA dishwashers get about as much respect as a guy sleeping in the street gets oh fuck youre delusional

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>apply for bathroom janitor
>"sorry, but we only hire janitorial experts with masters degrees in aquatic engineering and at least 10 years of experience in the field, plus a personal recommendation from the head of The United States Janitorial Society

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>Try to get Janitor position
>Custodial Engineering degree wasn't enough, need to go post-graduate

>>34612247

what pisses me off the most is that they want references. i don't have any friends or prior jobs. so am i just fucked?

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>look at pizza delivery opening
>at least 4 years of java coding experience and fluency in mandarin required

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>shelf-stacking job
>need 5 years of experience plus a degree in mechanical engineering

>apply for job in woman's shoe store
>no virgins allowed

>sorry sir, you are a straight white male and that means you will never work at this location

I... I could suck dicks!

>please never talk to me or my hiring managers again

Late stage capitalism at its finest.

One of the kind of jobs with the lowest entry requirements requiring you to have a year of experience.

This fucking world man, this fucking world.

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>graduate with degree in mathematics
>$300k in student debt starting, no jobs I want

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IHOP. Start at IHOP. The turnover is insane

worst job ever but they let me do it with no experience

>>34612869

thats due to government interference, not capitalism

>>34613403

>americucks actually believe this

>want to move out of mom's basement
>$1500 for an apartment
>need doctorate in medicine just to bag groceries

>>34612654
Nice restaurants only want nice dishwashers, stupid fuck

>>34613589
Move somewhere where it's cheaper, or get roommates. You don't even have to be friends with your roommates really either.

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>apply to be a cashier at McDonald's
>10 years experience and Ph.D in fast-food studies required

>>34613403
The government isn't telling (((job creators))) to set ridiculously high standards

>>34612247
even worse is not getting a response
youre lucky for any response

>they want references
>his high school didn't put him through compulsory volunteer work/muh community service
Or if you had volunteer work, and you didn't get at least one of your organizations as references, I don't know what to tell you.

That's how I got considered for supermarket jobs.
>mentor kids at a social skills place
>learn some social skills in the process
>the boss is impressed, get her as a reference
>apply to a supermarket, get called in for interview cuz resume is filled some

>>34612654
to be honest
in fancy restaurants you're expected to wash dishes for a year, or at least do a menial job
it's to teach respect and hierarchy

but still
try graduate schemes, or work placement ones
sometimes you can get a job by volunteering

>>34612872
How did you manage to accumulate $300k in student debt?

>>34612547
>It's an extremely fast-paced job,
true

>and the dishwashers are highly respected
false

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>assistant janitor wanted
>3 years experience, requires custodial engineering degree and they won't even pay you
Boy aren't you glad they outsource everything to chinks and Indians? Capitalism is so great!

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I know that feel op

>applied for dishwashing job on a cruise ship
>got rejected and told I need experience
>decided to apply for a dishwashing job with another cruise company
>lied on my CV and said I have 2 years experience
>they bought me for interview
>knew I had to trick them
>spent the entire morning before my interview rubbing dish soap over my body in the bathroom
>wanted to show I am eager and experienced
>rub a small amount of food dirt from the dishes in my sink on my clothes, so it is visible
>go to the interview
>introduce myself and shake hands
>'SORRY FOR THE SMOOTH SKIN ITS ALL THAT DISH SOAP HAHA'
>during the interview make sudden washing motions wheneer the word 'dish' is mentioned like I have a pavlovian response
>they look t me funny each time

I NEED A JOB

>apply for a job cleaning toilets at the local crackhouse
>confident my BA in Restroom Sanitation Dynamics will make me a shoe-in
>head drug dealer laughs in my face and tells me I need at least a Master's to even be considered for the pre-employment internship program
I'll never make it.

>>34612247

You were really rejected because of your obvious subhuman personality.

>>34613403
>I-it isn't TRUE capitalism!

Just like communism has never been tried before, amirite guise.

>reminder that the end game of capitalism once the economy ceases to grow is only being able to attain a job through nepotistic connections
>reminder that this is literally the Indian caste system
>reminder that if you don't already have a white-collar, your descendants (should you by some miracle manage to breed) will be living in a shanty towns, sifting through dumpsters for sustenance and expelling their bodily wastes into dedicated shitting streets

>>34614490
>Tfw did community service voluntarily on my own time
Feelsgoodman

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>>34615343
>tfw unironically believe that neither le true capitalism and le true communism have been tried before on a large scale
>tfw unironically believe that virtually all systems of government can work and it really just depends on the quality of the populace

>phd in math
>any job i want
>300k starting

believe it or not losers

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>>34615589
I beleive the opposite friendo.
>Both capitalismand communism have had their spotlight
>Both shit
Im not some anarachist fag but I feel people should strive for a better system instead of either being apathetic or deluding themselves that the system works because "muh pride" or whatever their motivation is.

>>34615589
Pretty much this. If you have a culture of corruption and degeneracy, your society will crumble, and if you have a culture honoring hard work and community care, your society will succeed absent some external factors.

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>work at dunkin donuts
>free donuts and muffins
>free tea and coffee
>half off everything else
>relatively easy job

Only getting 30 hours a week right now, thinking of asking for more desu. It's nice working somewhere I'm happy at and it gives me somewhere to go when my mom and stepdad are always screaming and fighting over everything.

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>>34615499
You see? It helped, right? Nice dubs btw.

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>>34612607
Duude I swear you are fucking me, man. I've been trying to land me a job for 3 years just to dump my shitty lenovo just to get a comfy pc. Can hardly play league of leggings at 18fps on this garbage.


Life is suffering m8. But it'll get better eventually I hope

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>>34614349
You need moy to move, anon. And it is hard as fuck to lockdown on a job in the first place

>>34612247
You guys are fucking dumb.

If retail asks for experience, if dishwashing asks for experience you go to a soup kitchen or charity shop. They'll take anyone on and you gain experience. Not to mention it makes you look altruistic.

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>>34615240
I hope they didn't reject you. I couldnt stand to acceptthat my pride would be ruined during that. Jesus christ

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>>34615589
>>34615653
Both capitalism and communism can work. The reason why they both fail is because of human nature. No human with goals and emotion are fit to lead in a government. It should consist of an intelligent A.I/robot calling the shots or a human who is strict to the bone, unbiaswd and not corrupt(they existing st but I'm sure they do not care for power)

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>>34615080
>janitor job outsourced to India
>guy has to fly to US to clean toilets, flies back after shift
I don't think janitor jobs can be outsourced.

>>34616860
I was waiting for this reply. Because they outsourced so many jobs and the job market is saturated employers can afford to be picky. Dumb Frogposter

>>34616898
Unemployment is 4.5%, also the labor force isn't big enough to supply 24/7 tech support to all the normies who download free porn and get viruses.

Looking for a job is fucking awful. I'm competing with thousands of people who gets the awful slavejob that we don't really want. How can I win a competition against thousands if I don't want to win but still have to?

>>34617119
Chance. Also experience. Welcome to the club.

>apply for job
Requirements: Charisma
>give up

ITS NOT FAIRRRRR

>>34612257
Dog eat dog.
You fucking idiot.

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>Apply for job
>"We are looking for a 20 year old with 23 years experience"

>>34617012
Unemployment rate is a bunch of bullshit. Labor force participation rate is still way down, which shows just how many people are unemployed but not counted in typical unemployment stats.

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>want to work at grocery store
>need 2 year degree
https://savemart.csod.com/ats/careersite/JobDetails.aspx?id=5868

>>34617993
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggy_Dogg_World

>>34618397
He is multipurpose working the work of several people but getting the pay of one of the lowest. If your life is worthless and you want to die I recommend shooting these scumbags.

>>34618397
Does it at least pay well ?

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>>34618397
>putting bread and fruit on a shelf requires a degree
nigga what the fuck?

>>be me
>>apply for dishwashing job
>>manager is really nice, looked like he was going to hire me
>>realize later my school schedule may come in conflict with the hours
>>tell him this, he looks upset, ends up not hiring me
>>didn't know what to do in college, end up studying computer programming
>>now a unemployed guy learning programming in his mostly free time.

>>34616703
That doesnt pay the rent you turd and not all of us have rich parents to live off

>>34618397
>do work for multiple people
>get paid shit wage
>need 2 year degree